Texas schools required to teach Bible - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Slig army;16827645]AN! IT'S FUCKING [B][U]AN.[/U][/B] [B] 'A' IS WHAT YOU SAY BEFORE A WORD STARTING WITH A CONSONANT, 'AN' IS WHAT YOU SAY BEFORE A WORD STARTING WITH A VOWEL. GET IT RIGHT.[/B] Thank you.[/QUOTE] No thank you. Thanks for the grammar lesson though.

[quote]Texas schools required to teach Bible [/quote] [quote]Texas schools [/quote] [quote]Texas[/quote] Thar's yer problem.

[QUOTE=Lone_Star94;16827047]They want to combat religious extremist with religious extremist. Also, the Bible is the worlds biggest shit book of impossible stories and violence. Seriously, how the fuck does fire come out of the sky to destroy 2 Roman legions.[/QUOTE] It's obvious they had AC-130's back then.

[QUOTE=Slig army;16827645]AN! IT'S FUCKING [B][U]AN[/U][/B]. [B] 'A' IS WHAT YOU SAY BEFORE A WORD STARTING WITH A CONSONANT, 'AN' IS WHAT YOU SAY BEFORE A WORD STARTING WITH A VOWEL. GET IT RIGHT.[/B] [/QUOTE] A hour later :downs: Sounds wrong, huh?

[QUOTE=Zeke129;16827749]A hour later :downs:[/QUOTE] The H is silent, so the rule doesn't count.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;16827749]A hour later :downs:[/QUOTE] "A hour later" sounds awkward.

I don't get why so many people are angry about this. 1. It's Texas, if you aren't Christian you will die. 2. It's not even teaching about religion, it's about how the Bible has influencd our way of life. 3. Deal with it. If you are an atheist, cover your ears and close your eyes.

good thing I don't live in Texas AND good thing I've graduated from high-school.

[QUOTE=Slig army;16827938]The H is silent, so the rule doesn't count.[/QUOTE] An euthanasia clinic :downs::downs: Seriously, there are tons of exceptions. Sometimes, words that start with vowels like "a" before them, like above. "Unique" is one that actually works both ways.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;16828182]An euthanasia clinic :downs::downs: Seriously, there are tons of exceptions. Sometimes, words that start with vowels like "a" before them, like above. "Unique" is one that actually works both ways.[/QUOTE] A euthanasia clinic sounds better. Who wrote English? Cause he needs to get his shit straight.

[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;16828243]A euthanasia clinic sounds better. Who wrote English? Cause he needs to get his shit straight.[/QUOTE] I bet he would if he could, but he's dead. [QUOTE=Slig army;16827267]How did the Bible end?[/QUOTE] It ends with The Revalations, which was really all about visions of the end of the world which John had received from Jesus.

[QUOTE=Slig army;16827938]The H is silent, so the rule doesn't count.[/QUOTE] The rule does count foo, it applies to vowel [b]sounds[/b] And it is "A euthanasia clinic" because euthanasia makes a yoooo sound.

[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;16828243]A euthanasia clinic sounds better. [/QUOTE] Yeah, the downs emotes were put there to indicate that "an euthanasia" sounds wrong. You seem to have missed this with my "a hour" post earlier, too.

[quote]It ends with The Revalations, which was really all about visions of the end of the world which John had received from Jesus. [/quote] while he was smoking salvia

[QUOTE=Zeke129;16828182]An euthanasia clinic :downs::downs: Seriously, there are tons of exceptions. Sometimes, words that start with vowels like "a" before them, like above. "Unique" is one that actually works both ways.[/QUOTE] That's a double vowel.

[QUOTE=Slig army;16828560]That's a double vowel.[/QUOTE] I was going to post "A yew tree", but that's a Y so you'd complain. What about "a utility bill"?

[QUOTE=Zeke129;16828590]I was going to post "A yew tree", but that's a Y so you'd complain. What about "a utility bill"?[/QUOTE] Utility begins with a Y sound, don't listen to that man, he doesn't know his English.

[QUOTE=Billiam;16828621]Utility begins with a Y sound, don't listen to that man, he doesn't know his English.[/QUOTE] Fine ffffffff

[QUOTE=Zeke129;16828590]I was going to post "A yew tree", but that's a Y so you'd complain. What about "a utility bill"?[/QUOTE] Ugh. My point is, if you say it back to yourself, you should be able to tell if it's supposed to be a or an.

[QUOTE=Slig army;16828690]Ugh. My point is, if you say it back to yourself, you should be able to tell if it's supposed to be a or an.[/QUOTE] I know, but I like arguing and being a pain in the ass on internet forums.

So a religious thread turned into English class.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;16827749]A hour later :downs: Sounds wrong, huh?[/QUOTE] Uh, yes. [QUOTE=lulzbocks;16828078]I don't get why so many people are angry about this. 1. It's Texas, if you aren't Christian you will die. 2. It's not even teaching about religion, it's about how the Bible has influencd our way of life. 3. Deal with it. If you are an atheist, cover your ears and close your eyes.[/QUOTE] Let's make this simple. State schools cannot force people to learn religious text or read religious text, because it is religious text.

[QUOTE=Lone_Star94;16827047]They want to combat religious extremist with religious extremist. Also, the Bible is the worlds biggest shit book of impossible stories and violence. Seriously, how the fuck does fire come out of the sky to destroy 2 Roman legions.[/QUOTE] Ball lightning. [editline]10:43AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;16827224]it never seems to really begin or end.[/QUOTE] "In the beginning, there was God" That's a pretty fucking strong opening. [editline]10:43AM[/editline] Silly billy

I don't see how Texas is Christian, because only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look much like a steer to me boy so that kindof narrows it down, do you suck cocks?

[QUOTE=Gummeh;16787357]Forcing religion on people (fucking innocent kids) should be illegal. End of story.[/QUOTE] I really wonder when this whole atheist trend will end. The jokes are stale, it's lost it's edge and the angst levels are through the roof.

[QUOTE=Fekel Die Juden;16834493]I really wonder when this whole atheist trend will end. The jokes are stale, it's lost it's edge and the angst levels are through the roof.[/QUOTE] Yeah fuck atheists they're just following a trend.

[QUOTE=Doriol;16841746]Yeah fuck atheists they're just following a trend.[/QUOTE] Yeah fuck Christians, they're just following a trend.

[QUOTE=radioactive;16841766]Yeah fuck Christians, they're just following a trend.[/QUOTE] I was being sarcastic but okay.

all these trends.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again: Needz moar antidisestablishmentarianism