[QUOTE=pimp_kewkie;16773067]I hear an atheist shitstorm coming...[/QUOTE]
Oh no, Religion we're all going to die there is no god blah blah blah blah.
[QUOTE=pieman;16773075]Oh no, Religion we're all going to die there is no god blah blah blah blah.[/QUOTE]
this is what's going to happen.
This is a good thing, even if you are a athiest, religion teaches you morals, and helps you understand other peoples motives and emotions, it's a important part to life. It's pretty much life skills, else the kiddies will end up like a spoilt bastard leeching off you for the rest of their lives.
[QUOTE=Robbazking;16773015][img]http://stillfootball.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/flying_spaghetti_monster_2.jpg[/img]
When will the kids learn about FSM?[/QUOTE]
Meatballs n' spaghetti.
[QUOTE=Killergam;16773085]This is a good thing, even if you are a athiest, religion teaches you morals, and helps you understand other peoples motives and emotions, it's a important part to life. It's pretty much life skills, else the kiddies will end up like a spoilt bastard leeching off you for the rest of their lives.[/QUOTE]
God damnit you get those anyway from parents who aren't retarded.
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The Bible doesn't teach no shit morals, kids in my Catholic school are stoners who think that they will get into heaven simply for believing in god, and they can do whatever bad thing they want and get off scotch free. (They don't claim Lutheranism.)
I also blame the parents, for not actually punishing their kids.
And they act all high and mighty because they are Christian, yet they honestly don't know anything about their religion, or anything at all for that matter.
Just because you have a religion (or lack of one) it doesn't make you better than everyone else.
:rant:
[QUOTE=Killergam;16773085]This is a good thing, even if you are a athiest, religion teaches you morals, and helps you understand other peoples motives and emotions, it's a important part to life. It's pretty much life skills, else the kiddies will end up like a spoilt bastard leeching off you for the rest of their lives.[/QUOTE]
No, the bible restricts your freedom by saying that if you lie you'll burn in hell for all of eternity.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16773113]God damnit you get those anyway from parents who aren't retarded.
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The Bible doesn't teach no shit morals, kids in my Catholic school are stoners who think that they will get into heaven simply for believing in god, and they can do whatever bad thing they want and get off scotch free. (They don't claim Lutheranism.)
I also blame the parents, for not actually punishing their kids.
And they act all high and mighty because they are Christian, yet they honestly don't know anything about their religion, or anything at all for that matter.
Just because you have a religion (or lack of one) it doesn't make you better than everyone else.
:rant:[/QUOTE]
And Athiests dont? FUUUCK am i the only one on this forum who thinks the athiests here are like catholics trying to push they're bullshit down you're throat because they outnumber you 10 to 1?
[QUOTE=Micr0;16773169]No, the bible restricts your freedom by saying that if you lie you'll burn in hell for all of eternity.[/QUOTE]
All it really means it love thy nabour, but fuckheads twist it in they're own way to make it seem that if you do things that you want to do but may break the rules abit than you will BURRRN IN HELLLLL
[QUOTE=Killergam;16773085]This is a good thing, even if you are a athiest, religion teaches you morals, and helps you understand other peoples motives and emotions, it's a important part to life. It's pretty much life skills, else the kiddies will end up like a spoilt bastard leeching off you for the rest of their lives.[/QUOTE]
bible didnt teach me morals, thats what my parents were for
[QUOTE=bigdan;16773188]All it really means it love thy nabour, but fuckheads twist it in they're own way to make it seem that if you do things that you want to do but may break the rules abit than you will BURRRN IN HELLLLL[/QUOTE]
That's basically Christianity in a nutshell.
[QUOTE=bigdan;16773188]All it really means it love thy nabour, but fuckheads twist it in they're own way to make it seem that if you do things that you want to do but may break the rules abit than you will BURRRN IN HELLLLL[/QUOTE]
maybe because that's what it says in the bible
specifically the old testament
you know, that book jesus said was completely right repeatedly
[QUOTE=bigdan;16773170]And Athiests dont? FUUUCK am i the only one on this forum who thinks the athiests here are like catholics trying to push they're bullshit down you're throat because they outnumber you 10 to 1?[/QUOTE]
This is Facepunch, dude. get used to it.
And they really only argue if you walk into it. So just don't walk into it.
I hate how they make fun of us just as much as you do, but just ignore them.
Also, if you can't laugh at yourself from time to time, you can't be taken seriously.
And not all atheists are like that. Most atheists I know are basically "Oh, your a (religion here)? That's cool, just don't start trying to convert me."
And we don't talk about it again.
(Or you could be like me and try to provoke them. It's really funny watching people rage on the internet."
I don't really care about religion. But i still don't think that it should'nt be "Required" to read the book, I think it should be atleast optional.
If my school made me take religion, I'd answer the questions as scientifically as possible and fail the course on purpose. I'd then blame the school for forcing me to take something that has no educational value whatsoever.
Sucks.
for texas :am:
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16773213]This is Facepunch, dude. get used to it.
And they really only argue if you walk into it. So just don't walk into it.
I hate how they make fun of us just as much as you do, but just ignore them.
Also, if you can't laugh at yourself from time to time, you can't be taken seriously.
And not all atheists are like that. Most atheists I know are basically "Oh, your a (religion here)? That's cool, just don't start trying to convert me."
And we don't talk about it again.
(Or you could be like me and try to provoke them. It's really funny watching people rage on the internet."[/QUOTE]
I can take a joke, but its like facepunch cracks a woody and faps to this shit.
[QUOTE=Micr0;16773268]If my school made me take religion, I'd answer the questions as scientifically as possible and fail the course on purpose. I'd then blame the school for forcing me to take something that has no educational value whatsoever.[/QUOTE]
It most likely wouldn't be "giving you the religion", it would be them "teaching you about the religion."
It wouldn't be like "Does God love you?"
It would be like "What does the verse (Bible verse here) say, and what was the writer trying to say?"
And answering that like a smart ass would in fact make you fail for good cause.
However, I think that them teaching it as a requirement is bull shit.
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[QUOTE=bigdan;16773293]I can take a joke, but its like facepunch cracks a woody and faps to this shit.[/QUOTE]
Welcome to Facepunch. Going here and being a Christian is like going to a KKK meeting as a black man and wondering why everyone hates you.
No shit, you should be offended.
only differance is that they will say that the bible effected our laws and that's why we are a christian nation blah blah blah no comdoms.
[QUOTE=Jewsus;16773343]only differance is that they will say that the bible effected our laws and that's why we are a christian nation blah blah blah no comdoms.[/QUOTE]
Like it or not, religion did have a huge impact on our history.
However, it should be taught in a secular fashion from the history books, not from the bible.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16773355]Like it or not, religion did have a huge impact on our history.
However, it should be taught in a secular fashion from the history books, not from the bible.[/QUOTE]
Hey you make a lot of sense. Wanna be the prophet of my new religion?
[QUOTE=Jewsus;16773433]Hey you make a lot of sense. Wanna be the prophet of my new religion?[/QUOTE]
Depends.
What is the religion?
Athiests. Stop over-reacting and getting butt hurt.
It would be better for you to have read the Bible than to blindly criticize it. It gives you more credability.
[QUOTE=bigdan;16772911]Haha yeah, just like how somthing exploded out of nothing and life somehow began.[/QUOTE]
:Dawkins102: No one believes that. Silly fail troll.
I lol'd at your user name.
[QUOTE=Wakka V2;16773461]Athiests. Stop over-reacting and getting butt hurt.
It would be better for you to have read the Bible than to blindly criticize it. It gives you more credability.[/QUOTE]
wakka you're an evangelical self-described marxist
you talking about "credability" is funny
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16773213]This is Facepunch, dude. get used to it.
And they really only argue if you walk into it. So just don't walk into it.
[B]I hate how they make fun of us just as much as you do, but just ignore them.[/B]
Also, if you can't laugh at yourself from time to time, you can't be taken seriously.
And not all atheists are like that. Most atheists I know are basically "Oh, your a (religion here)? That's cool, just don't start trying to convert me."
And we don't talk about it again.
(Or you could be like me and try to provoke them. It's really funny watching people rage on the internet."[/QUOTE]
Also know as the LALALLALALALA IM NOT LISTENING TO YOU defense.
[QUOTE=Kybaltalt;16773486]Also know as the LALALLALALALA IM NOT LISTENING TO YOU defense.[/QUOTE]
this.
[QUOTE=Wakka V2;16773461]Athiests. Stop over-reacting and getting butt hurt.
It would be better for you to have read the Bible than to blindly criticize it. It gives you more credability.[/QUOTE]
Christians. Stop over-reacting and getting butt hurt.
It would be better for you to have read the about the big bang and evolution than to blindly criticize it. It gives you more credibility.
[QUOTE=Kybaltalt;16773501]Christians. Stop over-reacting and getting butt hurt.
It would be better for you to have read the about the big bang and evolution than to blindly criticize it. It gives you more credibility.[/QUOTE]
I learned everything I know from Dr. Franklin Ruehl. Don't say I don't know what I'm doing! :saddowns:
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Shit. Now I'm watching his videos on you tube. Thanks a lot, Kybalt.
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