• Boy hangs himself while playing XBox
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Shits fucked up
This is why you don't buy an xbox to babysit your 11 old son. Fucking idiot parents these days. I'm not going to let my son own a videya game console, it's strictly pc here!
'So what's up man?' *Background* 'Honey come downstairs!' 'Not much, not much... Just hangi-- urukUKRgkfURHR--' 'Cal?'
Kid knocks on the doors of Heaven; "How'd you die?" asks another dead person. "Oh, I was just playing with my XBox, and then I had to go. So I jumped down, but the was around my neck and so I accidentally hanged myself with my XBox controller." What a hilarious but tragic way to die.
Probabaly just a marketing ploy for Kinect
[QUOTE=Keeshond v2;22681092]this isn't /b/ we're supposed to be better than this we don't laugh at 11 year olds accidentally killing themselves[/QUOTE] Implying /b/tards are confined only to /b/ :tiphat:
[QUOTE=bravehat;22681242]Implying /b/tards are confined only to /b/ :clint:[/QUOTE] we don't have greentext here so don't act like we do please leave /b/'s stupidity and shit in /b/, or leave FP.
[QUOTE=Keeshond v2;22681092]this isn't /b/ we're supposed to be better than this we don't laugh at 11 year olds accidentally killing themselves[/QUOTE] Normally people would if they heard about such an incident on some other forum/site/etc., but Facepunch is different in that they make jokes about almost every unfortunate event that had happened to an innocent. As for how he died, theres a possibility that he left the controller on the bed when he jumped down, though something must of happened that caused the controller to wrap around his neck. Depending on the bunk bed, it is most likely that he had the xbox through some a railing of some kind, hince making a mechanism to hanging. Its confusing, but weirder shit has happened that is tragic. Look at the one news article stating of how a girl 'just so happened' to die by getting struck by lightning just as she was being proposed to.
[QUOTE=Neo222;22681275]Normally people would if they heard about such an incident on some other forum/site/etc., but Facepunch is different in that they make jokes about almost every unfortunate event that had happened to an innocent. As for how he died, theres a possibility that he left the controller on the bed when he jumped down, though something must of happened that caused the controller to wrap around his neck. Depending on the bunk bed, it is most likely that he had the xbox through some a railing of some kind, hince making a mechanism to hanging. Its confusing, but weirder shit has happened that is tragic. Look at the one news article stating of how a girl 'just so happened' to die by getting struck by lightning just as she was being proposed to.[/QUOTE] no, we don't it's the huge influx of gigantic /b/tards, which also spreads it to some non /b/tard users here.
[QUOTE=Keeshond v2;22681270]we don't have greentext here so don't act like we do please leave /b/'s stupidity and shit in /b/, or leave FP.[/QUOTE] How bout this. You have your opinion and express it, and I have my opinion and I express mine. Wouldn't that be fun that no matter how abrasive and hated either opinion is, it is still acceptable to express it?
[QUOTE=Keeshond v2;22681320]no, we don't it's the huge influx of gigantic /b/tards, which also spreads it to some non /b/tard users here.[/QUOTE] Which would be a lot of people, I believe. Correct me if I am wrong, but I did see such a behavior on other topics.
[QUOTE=Keeshond v2;22681270]we don't have greentext here so don't act like we do please leave /b/'s stupidity and shit in /b/, or leave FP.[/QUOTE] implying you cant reply with "implying" and not mean to pretend greentext, he didnt do the > so hes not trying to.
The first thing I thought was how pathetic the kid must have been to hang himself with a wireless controller. The second thing I thought - after realizing that he was using a wired controller - was how pathetic he must have been to not weigh enough to pull the plug. They're DESIGNED to come out easily under force.
[QUOTE=bravehat;22681332]How bout this. You have your opinion and express it, and I have my opinion and I express mine. Wouldn't that be fun that no matter how abrasive and hated either opinion is, it is still acceptable to express it?[/QUOTE] you cannot justify laughing at an 11 year old who accidentally hanged himself
[QUOTE=teh pirate;22681353]The first thing I thought was how pathetic the kid must have been to hang himself with a wireless controller. The second thing I thought - after realizing that he was using a wired controller - was how pathetic he must have been to not weigh enough to pull the plug. They're DESIGNED to come out easily under force.[/QUOTE] he was probably a scrawny 11 year old kid who was just in a rush to get some of din din
How did he not notice the cord? Still a tradegy regardless.
Anyone else feel like they're getting strangled right now for making a shitty pun?
blame video games
[QUOTE=bepassley;22681369]he was probably a scrawny 11 year old kid who was just in a rush to get some of din din[/QUOTE] Imagine that. Hanging oneself with a wireless controller.
[QUOTE=Keeshond v2;22681355]you cannot justify laughing at an 11 year old who accidentally hanged himself[/QUOTE] Yes I can. I'm a heartless bastard who laughs at the misfortune of others. :v:
[QUOTE=bravehat;22681417]Yes I can. I'm a heartless bastard who laughs at the misfortune of others. :v:[/QUOTE] that isn't justified that's you being a tool
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[QUOTE=Keeshond v2;22681443]that isn't justified that's you being a tool[/QUOTE] Deal with it then, I laugh at people being total fucking morons and you don't big deal, worse shit has happened than an 11 year old getting caught in some fucking wires.
Was the xbox super glued to the ceiling or something? But wouldn't the console follow him since he is heavier than an xbox 360... I hope.
[QUOTE=Brage Nyman;22681456][B]Xbox Live[/B] STOP TEAMKILLING AND BLOCK US FUCKING ELEVENYEAR OLD. [B]Boy[/B] IM LEET NOOB [B]Xbox Live[/B] I hope you go and hang yourself... [B]Mom[/B] Your meatloaf are done! [B]Boy[/B] Hell yes!!! *5minutes passes* [B]Mom[/B] Hurry up it's getting cold! [B]Xbox Live[/B] How do you feel now when i'm tbaging your corpse bitch![/QUOTE] The [I]fuck?[/I] Didn't realise that this was tenpunch.
I assume the cords wrapped around the bunk bed's railing, which would be the ONLY way to hang yourself.
That would be horrible to walk on in your son dead =(
[QUOTE=bravehat;22681509]Deal with it then, I laugh at people being total fucking morons and you don't big deal, worse shit has happened than an 11 year old getting caught in some fucking wires.[/QUOTE] Someone made a mistake, doesn't mean they're a total fucking moron it means you are for laughing at them sure worse shit has happened, but that still isn't a justification to laugh at it.
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;22681550]I assume the cords wrapped around the bunk bed's railing, which would be the ONLY way to hang yourself.[/QUOTE] That makes sense but still how incredibly fucking :downs: do you have to be to wrap your wires around the railing, even accidentally?
[QUOTE=Kalinium;22680915]You're a bad person.[/QUOTE] no you
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