[QUOTE=Master117;22680901]Don't worry. He'll respawn in a little bit.[/QUOTE]
Nah mate.
Its SND and he died at round 4.
EDIT:
I wonder how the parents reaction would be if you linked them this thread
:smithicide:
Wait what?
Hanging generally requires one of two things:
1): You have to be of sufficient weight to snap your neck. (The weight to bone strength ratio of kids almost universally makes this impossible)
or
2): Your hands have to be bound. Otherwise you grasp onto something, raise yourself up, and avoid choking. OR you grab the rope itself and allow windpipe access.
What the hell did that kid do in order to kill himself?!
The more I read this thread with it's newer posts, the more foul play seem likely.
VIDEOGAMES KILL PEOPLE, or people kill with videogames?
[QUOTE=stewe231;22694717]VIDEOGAMES KILL PEOPLE, or people kill with videogames?[/QUOTE]
Jack Thompson kills people and blames it on vidya game players
I think his first mistake was playing on a bunk bed.
The second mistake was not using the fucking wireless controller that comes with pretty much every system.
[QUOTE=Swim;22680902]he was truly a[sp]n[/sp] hero[/QUOTE]
no
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[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;22694140]You didn't deserve to be banned for posting this.[/QUOTE]
yes he did
[QUOTE=GunFox;22694415]1): You have to be of sufficient weight to snap your neck. (The weight to bone strength ratio of kids almost universally makes this impossible)[/QUOTE]
Well jumping off the top bunk would probably give him more weight to snap his neck
[QUOTE=stablemist;22681924]Probably because they had their hands tied behind their back so they couldn't do anything.... electricity also wasn't invented/very effective back then.[/QUOTE]
Actually with hanging what it tends to do is snap your neck. In the event that that DOESN'T happen, THEN you choke to death.
[quote]Since the accident hundreds of mourners have left tributes to the popular school boy on his Facebook page.[/quote]
this is annoying in so many ways
[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;22693587]and then the xbox to the floor.[/QUOTE]
Superglue's too brittle, he'd have to have JB-Welded the shit out of it to keep it in place.
His playing of the Xbox caused his arms to become too weak to just untangle himself.
Sounds fake to me.
[QUOTE=JackHowers;22681238]Probabaly just a marketing ploy for Kinect[/QUOTE]
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Couldn't he have just pulled himself up using the railing. I mean either you reach the bottom with your feet, or top with your arms; even if he's only 3 or 4 feet tall, he'd still be able to reach one.
Teach him to shriek like a fucking banshee while I'm trying to get my halo on.
He didn't want to be left hanging...
Boy in UK killed in freak accident, Australia moves to ban wired controllers. More at 11.
I am so willing to bet that the kid killed himself.
Families love to hide shameful secrets like suicides, especially when it's at a tragically young age. Xbox cables are NOT unwieldy enough to get asphyxiated on.
Does anyone know the kid's facebook page?
Actually why does an 11 year old kid need a facebook account?
Xbox cable is bloody strong!
You people really have no heart. Why would a post like this get over 90 funnies. Is it funny reading about somebody dying in the news? So what if you don't know the person. You don't have to laugh at their death. This is a new low for Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Keeshond v2;22680969]you people making jokes about this are assholes
It's really not funny. You must have a shit life to find fun in mocking an 11 year olds death.[/QUOTE]
Hey man, chill out. Let's go play some Xbo-
If you thought your respawn lag was bad, it took Jesus three days..This kids gonna have to wait awhile.
[QUOTE=DrumStick;22700726]If you thought your respawn lag was bad, it took Jesus three days..This kids gonna have to wait awhile.[/QUOTE]
Incoming religion argument.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;22700742]Incoming religion argument.[/QUOTE]
Surprisingly enough, I'm too much of a sane person to rage at something like that. Also it was pretty funny and true.
[QUOTE=SuperLoz;22681019]Apart from human life, you dick.[/QUOTE]
Not very intelligent human life judging from the way he died. Who cares, really.
[QUOTE=Strider_07;22694115]But they're pretty easy for someone that age to disconnect, unless they're somehow super-attached to the console.[/QUOTE]
Actually on the older models the power cable is latched into the xbox and its really difficult to pull out.
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[QUOTE=Alyx Zark;22700582]You people really have no heart. Why would a post like this get over 90 funnies. Is it funny reading about somebody dying in the news? So what if you don't know the person. You don't have to laugh at their death. This is a new low for Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
Go be butthurt where people will care.
someone send him a message saying "hows it hanging"
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