Pokemon Considered a Way to Worship the Devil - Polidicks

God dammit pokemon! You've mistreated us all!

[QUOTE=-Ben_Wolfe-;18923269]There's hell in pokemon?[/QUOTE] how do you think the pokemon get their powers

[QUOTE=-Ben_Wolfe-;18923269]There's hell in pokemon?[/QUOTE] See by yourself.

[QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;18923252]Why is this thread rated late? Was the fact that all Pokemon fans are going to hell really common knowledge?[/QUOTE] Maybe its because the video is like 20 years old.. This is what I get for posting a link my friend gave me.

Praise Charzard

I am the weed pokemon and weed is the devils plant oh noo

reminds me of that church guy on borat

[QUOTE=Aven;18922887]i choose you satan[/QUOTE] Fuck that shit. I choose Leviathan. Or the Four Horsemen. :v:

you can only have one pokemon out stupid..

[img]http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3381/psyboooom.gif[/img]

Only if you like the evil pokemon like Mewtwo.

Yep. This is why I never got to play pokemon. My families church went apeshit over it.

Silly religion. What shenanigans with you come up with next?

Pikachu feasts on the souls of young children. :black101:

Are people just sifting through video games trying to find flaws that they can rant about? I mean seriously :aaaaa:

Cerberus, I CHOOSE YOU! [img]http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Mike-Dubisch/Cerberus-Print-C10101090.jpeg[/img]

cerberus has nothing to do with the christian devil

[QUOTE=KmScMT;18924123]cerberus has nothing to do with the christian devil[/QUOTE] does it matter? its still funny :eng99:

[img]http://stange-chalkboard.wikispaces.com/file/view/pikachu.jpg[/img] I can see how they would find this demonic.

[img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/12/500x_papier-mache-pikachu.jpg[/img]

gross.

[QUOTE=Wootman;18923037]Why are they using Pok_mon instead of Pokemon?[/QUOTE] Maybe the same reason someone would say F_ck instead of Fuck To stay out of hell

[B]I choose you Houndoom! [IMG]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b196/Starmenclock/Houndoom.png[/IMG] Use flamethrower on that church![/B]

[QUOTE=Fangz;18924604][B]I choose you Houndoom! [IMG_thumb]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b196/Starmenclock/Houndoom.png[/IMG_thumb] Use flamethrower on that church![/B][/QUOTE] That's a pokemon? It's pretty badass I must say.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;18925060]That's a pokemon? It's pretty badass I must say.[/QUOTE] Yep, he is [url="http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Houndoom"]Houndoom[/url], #229.

religion... :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Zeke129;18925060]That's a pokemon? It's pretty badass I must say.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/434007-MasterZX/7/49/arceus_display.png[/img] Way more badass. That guy right there is the god of all pokemon, or something.

I struggle to see how they came to this conclusion without God himself coming down and saying it...

[QUOTE=Swimbound;18924042]Cerberus, I CHOOSE YOU! [img]http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Mike-Dubisch/Cerberus-Print-C10101090.jpeg[/img][/QUOTE] I'd always call my Houndoom Cerberus. =D

Pokemon was banned where I live cause it caused gang violence in third-graders at school. I am not kidding you, there were two major gangs, and they would beat the living shit out of eachother over pokemon. I was kind of a mercenary, fighting for whoever would give me a glittering Charrizard.