Pokemon Considered a Way to Worship the Devil - Polidicks

[QUOTE=windwakr;18923002]Damn, looks at THIS shit. [url]http://www.cephasministry.com/save_our_children_pokemon_booklet.html[/url] They act like Pokemon was made by the Devil himself. This kind of stuff sickens me. I mean, none of us here play Pokemon anymore, but people need to stop looking for ways to say it's satanic. You could find a way to say anything is a way to worship the Devil if you look hard enough.[/QUOTE] Christianity is a way to worship the devil :smug:

[QUOTE=Riller;18926619]Pokemon was banned where I live cause it caused gang violence in third-graders at school. I am not kidding you, there were two major gangs, and they would beat the living shit out of eachother over pokemon. I was kind of a mercenary, fighting for whoever would give me a glittering Charrizard.[/QUOTE] We are talking about the video game, not the card game.

[QUOTE=Fangz;18926767]We are talking about the video game, not the card game.[/QUOTE] Video game was a part of it. [editline]01:51AM[/editline] The violence was over stealing cards, but it could be spawned in a bad video game trade or battle.

Its a kids game Does that mean im going to hell for screwing the hoes, killing them, and taking my money back in GTA

"Kids are killing each other over Pokemon cards." Damn, must me a good card. "Kids are walking down the street and pull out their .45 and shoot their friend..." .45, yo he needa betr gun. .45 is a bitch gun

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;18923677] I choose Levithan.[/QUOTE] no thanks

OH shit, I'm going to hell...

So if I play chaos in Warhammer 40k at a young age, I will automatically worship excess and bloodlust?

Best line of that video was "Satan takes it seriously!" "God dammit Charizard you better fucking evolve or you're damned, man."

I've heard some stupid shit come out of religion but this is fucking stupid. It's a children cartoon for fuck sake, way to corrupt everything.

I just thought my uncle was the one that just talk nonsense about this but it just seem to be all Christians now. For fuck sake really, it just an cartoon and art. This is really the most dumbest thing i heard coming out from them.

When they say you gota catch them all. It really means you gota sell your soul to the devil. Yupp it makes complete sense.

[QUOTE=madmanmad;18928538]It's a children cartoon for fuck sake, way to corrupt everything.[/QUOTE] But everyone knows this cartoon has cards! And cards lead to models! Models lead the a game, which leads to a backstory, which leads to worshipping the story, which leads the Heresy!

The funny thing is the Pope actually considered Pokemon good and a good way for kids to use their imagination. So even Catholics like Pokemon :smug:

[QUOTE=Shugo;18923132]Wait, did I just time-travel back to the 90's?[/QUOTE] Did this page take 30minutes to load?

[QUOTE=RedStar;18929081]The funny thing is the Pope actually considered Pokemon good and a good way for kids to use their imagination. So even Catholics like Pokemon :smug:[/QUOTE] So the Pope = Lucifer Catholicism is p. cool after all

[QUOTE=Deathbyfire;18928856]But everyone knows this cartoon has cards! And cards lead to models! Models lead the a game, which leads to a backstory, which leads to worshipping the story, which leads the Heresy![/QUOTE] [media]http://ll.assets.ea.com/nawp/na/u/f/GPO/eagames/dantes_inferno/dantes_inferno/img/wallpaper/Heresywall_1440.jpg[/media] :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Doug52392;18923089]Nothing new there. In the 1980s, people feared that their kids were deviant Satanists if they listened to Iron Maiden, read anything by H.P. Lovecraft, or even played Dungeons & Dragons, fueled by media hype surrounding several high-profile isolated incidents. :lol:, he mentioned that in his rant.[/QUOTE] I read H.P. Lovecraft, play Dungeons and Dragons, and play Pokemon games. [highlight]PRAISE SATANNNNNN[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;18929365]So the Pope = Lucifer [/QUOTE] That's EXTRA heretical!

Pokemon is obviously a major religion. :devil:

Pokemon is definitely evil, it influences young mind to worship very evil gods. [media]http://1d4chan.org/images/7/78/Khornetrainer.JPG[/media] [media]http://1d4chan.org/images/2/24/1ksons_pokeymans.JPG[/media] [media]http://1d4chan.org/images/e/ed/Slaanesh_trainer.jpg[/media] [media]http://1d4chan.org/images/f/ff/Nurgle_trainer_copy.jpg[/media] DO NOT LET THESE PRODUCERS FOOL YOU!

Whoopsies.

I think I remember hearing this kind of nonsense in 1998.

[QUOTE=postmanX3;18929875]I read H.P. Lovecraft, play Dungeons and Dragons, and play Pokemon games.[/QUOTE] holy jesus

[QUOTE=Jet-fly;18922895]How bad is it if you have fapped to pokégirls then? Just curious. (I know what you're thinking about me now :( )[/QUOTE] ohh may, sweet sweet may

It's been stated countlessly that Pokemon is "evil". I don't like the show, but I wouldn't say it's evil.

how about digimon? is angelmon evil?

you are years late.

[QUOTE=nick10510;18922756] The evangelist preached in his sermon that Pokémon will teach kids to kill each other with dark forces .[/QUOTE] [img]http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/upload/2009/07/weekend_diversion_i_am_alterin/darth-vader.jpg[/img]

Pokemon? Seriously? People these days.