Pokemon Considered a Way to Worship the Devil

[ShaunOfTheLive]

[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;18924389][img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2009/12/500x_papier-mache-pikachu.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Is it just me, or does that Pikachu look oddly Mexican?

[Shibbey]

[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;18933849]Is it just me, or does that Pikachu look oddly Mexican?[/QUOTE]

Well, he does look like he drank some Tequila.

[DuraFlex]

Looks like team rockets blasting down to hell!

[Aries]

[QUOTE=postmanX3;18929875]I read H.P. Lovecraft, play Dungeons and Dragons, and play Pokemon games.[/QUOTE]

So do I. I also very much enjoy Iron Maiden. Heck, I'm listening to Prowler '88 right now.

[The Robster]

I can understand having animals fight each other for amusement is bad but wasn't that what God wanted us to do anyway?

I call BULL SHIT either way.

[:smug:]

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Thank you googleads!

[Jakobi]

[QUOTE=A.C.I.D;18922998]Oh look another reason I'm going to hell![/QUOTE]

More or less this.

[Machete]

I could have seen this coming, but I didn't, I chose to believe people wouldn't be this stupid.

[Wallettheifv3]

[QUOTE=PoorFellow;18922931]fag[/QUOTE]

[img]http://zerotrash.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/cigarette_butt.jpg[/img]

[ManningQB18]

[QUOTE=Deathbyfire;18928505]So if I play chaos in Warhammer 40k at a young age, I will automatically worship excess and bloodlust?[/QUOTE]

Only if you play Chaos
Those guys freak me out

[Glaber]

*Facepalm.png*

Didn't Pope John Paul II say that Pokemon wasn't bad or something like that?

Found the article!
[url]http://www.theescapist.com/pokemon11.htm[/url]

[G-Strogg]

I bet he plays it every day, just as any other preacher breaks the fundamentals of his religion.

[fritzel]

King Yama is on rage level 5.
[img]http://www.myfavoritegames.com/dragonball-z/Images/Biographies/Y/Yemma.gif[/img]

[Carbisari]

[QUOTE=Levithan;18929566][media]http://ll.assets.ea.com/nawp/na/u/f/GPO/eagames/dantes_inferno/dantes_inferno/img/wallpaper/Heresywall_1440.jpg[/media]

:ohdear:[/QUOTE]

Improvement:

[media]http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/3140/pokemonheresy.jpg[/media]

[Zombii]

Witchcraft1?!1/1!?1!?1?!!!!!1//???!?1

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Haha my mother was convinced pokemon was a demonic cult YEARS ago

[fritzel]

[img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs39/f/2008/337/4/9/darwin_heart_piplup_by_ryclaude.jpg[/img]

[Gufu]

[QUOTE=Deathbyfire;18928856]But everyone knows this cartoon has cards! And cards lead to models! Models lead the a game, which leads to a backstory, which leads to worshipping the story, [B]which leads the Heresy![/B][/QUOTE]

[B]HERESY?[/B]

[img]http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc152/Tackeron/300px-Dark_Apostle_by_kunkka1.jpg[/img]

Also, 90's were fun times. Christians being confused by the popular things and alike. Well, they still are.

[dustyjo]

[QUOTE=windwakr;18923002]Damn, looks at THIS shit.
[url]http://www.cephasministry.com/save_our_children_pokemon_booklet.html[/url][/QUOTE]

[quote]Pokemon (short for POCKEt MONster and pronounced [b]Pokeymon[/b])[/quote]

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/ughh.gif[/img]

I stopped reading right there.

[Scrake]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE WATCHED POKEMON FOR YEARS! :ohdear:

[Deathbyfire]

[QUOTE=gufu;18950288][B]HERESY?[/B]

[img]http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc152/Tackeron/300px-Dark_Apostle_by_kunkka1.jpg[/img]

Also, 90's were fun times. Christians being confused by the popular things and alike. Well, they still are.[/QUOTE]

Yep, thats the joke. Off topic, but Christians must loath Slanneshi noise marines. Hell spawned warriors fighting with the power of metal. Incidentally, also my favorite chaos unit, as whenever I field them, I have to convince everyone on the table they are a legitimate unit.

[Fables]

[QUOTE=Scrake;19524189]WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE WATCHED POKEMON FOR YEARS! :ohdear:[/QUOTE]

Damn you; damn you Thread Necro.

[VanillaBear]

I bet the fact that pokemon evolve is one of the main causes of the shitstorm within the church

[AwesomeDino]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqguus9CBM4[/media]

[Zero-Point]

[QUOTE=VanillaBear;19525696]I bet the fact that pokemon evolve is one of the main causes of the shitstorm within the church[/QUOTE]

"What? Pikachu died!

Pikachu was mysteriously replaced by a Raichu!"

[Madman_Andre]

[QUOTE=Aven;18922887]i choose you satan[/QUOTE]

I :lol:ed again.

:lol:

[killkill85]

OP REQUIRES MORE CLOCKS TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER

/caps

[Dopy]

What? This is old, but so very retarded.

[Devil Traitor]

I think there's a video about it.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjHrExOM-ww&feature=related[/media]

[Xyzzy]

[quote="The article halfway down page 1"]What if children try to follow this advice? What if they carry their favorite monsters like magical charms or fetishes in their pockets, trusting them to bring power in times of need?[/quote]

I choose you, [I]Viagra[/I]