Brain damage might actually create fake memories, so watch out! - Polidicks

[QUOTE=MIPS;26469730]Which is why you were not in bed last night, you were screaming like a lunatic, on the grass...[/QUOTE] It's winter, you'd be lucky to find grass in the country next door.

WELL NO FUCKING SHIT. This is not a fucking new discovery, my grandpa has new memories all the time. He thinks he lives in different places all around the world and shit. Fucking scientists are slow.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE? But seriously, hopefully this can lead to the end of Alzheimer's and other brain damages. Maybe Fetal Alcohol Syndrome can be curbed.

I remember reading this article before

[QUOTE=Redcow17;26472622]WELL NO FUCKING SHIT. This is not a fucking new discovery, my grandpa has new memories all the time. He thinks he lives in different places all around the world and shit. Fucking scientists are slow.[/QUOTE] But now they've PROVED it.

So thats why i'm a old man filled with hate.

I already have a fake memory after a bike accident. I had a bit of a concussion. So instead of remembering the moments during the accident I remember shit that didn't even happen.

[QUOTE=c0nk3r;26464000]If i get Alzheimer's i better have fake memories of building a time machine and fist fighting motherfucking dinosaurs, then banging the hottest cave woman. :smug:[/QUOTE] Or maybe you can have fake memories of you actually being a good poster.

Actually I get the complete opposite, I have flashes of things that have yet to happen. Most of the time coming true. Don't worry, WWIII is not upon us either. ...Or maybe THAT could be a fake memory :ohdear: [editline]4th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=c0nk3r;26464000]If i get Alzheimer's i better have fake memories of building a time machine and fist fighting motherfucking dinosaurs, then banging the hottest cave woman. :smug:[/QUOTE] "*breathing heavily*TESTOSTERONE!*breathing heavily*"

[QUOTE=Best4bond;26464178]My grandmother has Alzheimer and recently shes been believing that shes met people on tv, People like the queen and [B]she claims she was there when Steve Irwin died[/B].[/QUOTE] ahahahaha

Oh God, this explains why I thought my friend was single again but when I talked to her later it turned out she was still with her boyfriend.... And there's a few other things I could list that I remember that turned out to not be true. :(

[quote=animephreak135;26470101]does anyone ever experience false familiarity with places/scenarios in their dreams? You see a place you've never seen before in your dream, and suddenly your brain fools you into thinking that you've been there before? This kind of reminds me of that.[/quote] happens all the fucking time

People generally have false memories anyway. Usually some familiar event memorable from childhood can often be completely fabricated.

What if I fell when I was born? My entire life is a fuckin' lie?!

This is bullshit. I know the fuckin' reptillians abducted me, I KNOW IT.

[QUOTE=gsp1995;26481838]What if I fell when I was born? My entire life is a fuckin' lie?![/QUOTE] MY POINT EXACTLY! What if, maybe, you fell off your dad's arms when you were a kid, you had a bigass concussion and because of that, you developed brain damage? 3/4 OF YOUR LIFE IS BASED ON LIES YOUR BRAIN CAME UP :sympathy:

Wouldn't this be kinda cool, in a way? You could die knowing you did something awesome.

All of you better shut up and stop joking, I have been a moderator here for 4 years and if I hear a peep outta anyone, it's a trip to the Refugee camp for you!

Glad you guys liked this article i wrote about my research.

Explains a lot actually...

When i went to visit my grandpa he thought i was sort of manager for a factory he used to own and gave me a list of things to do.

[QUOTE=Phycosymo;26464061]i did[/QUOTE] dad is that you?!

So that's why I remember making a shitty pun...

I remember the day I saw God. I saw him, therefore he exists.

[QUOTE=Failnando;26487920]I remember the day I saw God. I saw him, therefore he exists.[/QUOTE] He exists, in your mind.

What if we all develop Alzheimer's at a certain age and we just don't know it? OH FUCK WHAT AM I DOING

Just don't drink the water.

[QUOTE=ineedateam1;26481546]happens all the fucking time[/QUOTE] Good, I thought I was the only one. Mildly relieved now.

im pretty sure i saw this thread a month ago, right?....right?! :saddowns:

So maybe that guy who pretended to be an army veteran Linelor or something just suffered brain damage.