• Lego giraffe tail repeatedly stolen
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[QUOTE=jcallan;16920008][img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/75/198341510_691714a3e1.jpg[/img] This is a giraffe. As you can clearly see, it has a penis.[/QUOTE] That looks like a third Vortigaunt arm.
[QUOTE=xyx;16919949]There is a [b]huge mistake[/b] in that news article: German "Schwanz" can be interpreted as penis, but it also simply means tail. I searched on Google for some evidence for this mistake: [url]http://www.monstersandcritics.de/artikel/200828/article_91676.php/Dringend-erste-Hilfe-f%C3%BCr-LEGO-Giraffe-ben%C3%B6tigt[/url] This article says the tail was stolen (not one word about "penis", "phallus" etc.): The Legoland team is searching for children that rebuild it (who would invite children to build a penis) and win prizes like journeys And there's evidence on Google images, too: [url]http://www.reisenews-online.de/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/lego-giraffe.jpg[/url] No tail, no penis? [url]http://i27.tinypic.com/ej5ukp.jpg[/url] I don't see a penis [url]http://data71.sevenload.com/slcom/es/eb/ejsliic/dnzyrohjillc.jpg~/Lego-Giraffe.jpg[/url] Giraffe with tail, no penis? So there you have it.[/QUOTE] Quoting so the last idiot finally gets it.
[QUOTE=Minorkos;16920734]That looks like a third Vortigaunt arm.[/QUOTE] :ohdear:
The lego penis must've looked awesome.
Ahaha what do those lego workers tell their wives after a day of work. "Nothin', just reassemblin' giraffe penises" [editline]03:00PM[/editline] [quote=xyx;16919949]there is a [b]huge mistake[/b] in that news article: German "schwanz" can be interpreted as penis, but it also simply means tail. I searched on google for some evidence for this mistake: [url]http://www.monstersandcritics.de/artikel/200828/article_91676.php/dringend-erste-hilfe-f%c3%bcr-lego-giraffe-ben%c3%b6tigt[/url] this article says the tail was stolen (not one word about "penis", "phallus" etc.): The legoland team is searching for children that rebuild it (who would invite children to build a penis) and win prizes like journeys and there's evidence on google images, too: [url]http://www.reisenews-online.de/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/lego-giraffe.jpg[/url] no tail, no penis? [url]http://i27.tinypic.com/ej5ukp.jpg[/url] i don't see a penis [url]http://data71.sevenload.com/slcom/es/eb/ejsliic/dnzyrohjillc.jpg~/lego-giraffe.jpg[/url] giraffe with tail, no penis? So there you have it.[/quote] oh god damn ruined
guys guys guys it's not a penis it's a tail
[QUOTE=tonzofgunz;16920082]15000 lego bricks for a 30 cm long penor? What is it a massive chode? I mean, not even my penis has that many lego bricks. D:[/QUOTE] :rimshot:
[QUOTE=Minorkos;16920734]That looks like a third Vortigaunt arm.[/QUOTE] Maybe the Giraffe ate a Vortigaunt?
use an explosive paste.
You all DO realize they are talking about the TAIL right? It had no dick to begin with.
[quote=rosthouse;16920024]nah, it's just that they go apeshit as soon as they see blood, but they have no problem with nudity at all. You see tits and such uncensored on rtl the whole time.[/quote] because hitler didn't show tits now did he
[QUOTE=Kilgannon;16923432]because hitler didn't show tits now did he[/QUOTE] Actually yes. Lol guise i herd nazis ate bred all people dat eat bred r bad we must forbid this horrible practis
[QUOTE=Minorkos;16920734]That looks like a third Vortigaunt arm.[/QUOTE] Thats because what you interpreted to be a third arm on the Vortigaunt was actually its genitalia, I mean, you saw between its legs, surely you didn't think it had no manhood at all.
i hate it when people replace words in articles to make it "funny". usually, it's not even funny.
They changed the article. :v:
Wow now that was some translation fail. It's like confusing cock and cock
[quote]erecting a metal construction[/quote] On purpose? Or coincidence?
I REALLY want to take a bat to it now.
Should of made a female giraffe
Goddamn OP stop confusing me.
[QUOTE=Fijgum;16924378]Wow now that was some translation fail. It's like confusing cock and cock[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.hahakiri.com/wp-content/uploads/_CockSoup.jpg[/img] Yummy
They should just check up on those social networking sites. They can arrest anyone who recently added a picture titled "Me and my lego penis"
this is not news, now if someone steals a real Giraffes penis, that's news.
[QUOTE=jcallan;16920008][img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/75/198341510_691714a3e1.jpg[/img] This is a giraffe. As you can clearly see, it has a penis.[/QUOTE] And kids who make lego are supposed to go into that amount of detail?
The original news article is in the OP - I quoted it directly from the source, they edited it overnight :(
[img]http://weinterrupt.com/wp-content/uploads/giraffe-225x300.jpg[/img] here is a picture of the tail [quote=stop stealing my tail you bastards]According to officials at Legoland Discovery Center on Potsdamer Platz, Berlin, the 30cm-long tail of a giant Lego giraffe has been stolen four times since 2007. The cost of replacing the tail of the six-meter tall model giraffe, which is made of 15,000 Lego bricks and takes about a week for model workers to rebuild, is estimated to be about $4,300[/quote]
It's still pretty odd. I mean, now they have to put up a metal construction to protect the animal's arse.
I wonder what the people who took it are going to do with it... xD
It's a delicacy in china.
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