Is it homicide against the trailer/head/body or is it suicide?
What I find sad is that although people are saying it's badass and that's how they'd want to do it, nobody will remember him in a week besides his family/friends.
Reminds me of that guy who suicided by decapitating himself using chainsaw.
[QUOTE=ccg;32084019]He probably would've noticed someone trying to do so.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure he could have been distracted...with the whole trailer on fire thing and it being night time...or hell...disable the truck
One good way to kill yourself is to get some wire, tie it to something and wrap it around your neck, now superglue both of your hands to either side of your head, and jump from a relatively high fall, the wire will cut your head off and to the ambulance it will seem as though you tore your own head off.
[QUOTE=Netsc;32089705]One good way to kill yourself is to get some wire, tie it to something and wrap it around your neck, now superglue both of your hands to either side of your head, and jump from a relatively high fall, the wire will cut your head off and to the ambulance it will seem as though you tore your own head off.[/QUOTE]
The fifth one really hammers it home.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;32085146]pff
strap plastic explosives onto my chest, whilst in a spaceman costume (complete with cape), take a jet and fly it into activision headquarters[/QUOTE]
Yeah, go be a suicide terrorist and kill people who don't deserve it, what a sound idea that will totally make us sympathize with you, should it ever happen.
Holy what, I read a creepy pasta just like this a few days ago
[QUOTE=b4nny;32087700]That's ridiculous. US = "you ess" so it takes the article "a". :eng101: The [I]article [/I]was poorly proofread.[/QUOTE]
Unless they say American when they see US. Still silly either way.
Oh man, I love these thread names.
'Man decapitates himself using his own car'
'Devon pedophile caretaker raped girl "400 times", sentenced to 22 years in prison'
'Alaska woman facepunches bear to save her dog'
'DARPA Scientists Fit Cyborg Beetles With Generators that Turn Their Own Wings into Power Plant'
I mean, they're sad and all, but still. Imagine if you saw these threads on the onion. But you dont.
I guess what im saying is, [b]you stay classy, Sensationalist Headlines[/b]
[QUOTE=MajorMattem;32093831]Oh man, I love these thread names.
'Man decapitates himself using his own car'
'Devon pedophile caretaker raped girl "400 times", sentenced to 22 years in prison'
'Alaska woman facepunches bear to save her dog'
'DARPA Scientists Fit Cyborg Beetles With Generators that Turn Their Own Wings into Power Plant'
I mean, they're sad and all, but still. Imagine if you saw these threads on the onion. But you dont.
I guess what im saying is, [B]you stay classy, Sensationalist Headlines[/B][/QUOTE]
How's the last one sad? It's revolutionary
Or even the third one
[QUOTE=MajorMattem;32093831]Oh man, I love these thread names.
'Man decapitates himself using his own car'
'Devon pedophile caretaker raped girl "400 times", sentenced to 22 years in prison'
'Alaska woman facepunches bear to save her dog'
'DARPA Scientists Fit Cyborg Beetles With Generators that Turn Their Own Wings into Power Plant'
I mean, they're sad and all, but still. Imagine if you saw these threads on the onion. But you dont.
I guess what im saying is, [b]you stay classy, Sensationalist Headlines[/b][/QUOTE]
Yeah, all the thread titles in Sensationalist Headlines seem like they're exaggerated to grab your attention, what's with that?
[QUOTE=Nerts;32095175]Yeah, all the thread titles in [B]Sensationalist[/B] Headlines seem like they're exaggerated to grab your attention, what's with that?[/QUOTE]
There's your answer.
[QUOTE=Patroclus Rex;32095306]There's your answer.[/QUOTE]That was sarcasm.
[QUOTE=Nerts;32095383]That was sarcasm.[/QUOTE]
Well that's just great.
I read this story outloud to my friend and he went [b]Wait, he killed himself because of a domestic argument!?[/b]
As if self-decapitation by motor vehicle wasnt strange.
[QUOTE=HawkeyeTy;32079692]Holy fuck.
A headless man driving, towing a burning trailer?
Fucking metal.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0DdtTw_Cxc[/media]
[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;32079669]Now [I]that[/I] is a badass suicide.[/QUOTE]
No such thing.
[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;32082381]
Shooting yourself is cliche and hanging has been overdone for centuries[/QUOTE]
I was shooting myself before it was cool.
inb4 Hipster Kurt Cobain
But Kurt did it with a shotgun :smug:
[QUOTE=proch;32097424]But Kurt did it with a shot[B]gun[/B] :smug:[/QUOTE]
I rest my case.
[QUOTE=BigSmokeDawg;32079725]That must've been an incredibly painful way to die...[/QUOTE]
Severing the spinal cord results in instant death. The most he might have felt was a quick hard tug on his neck.
Still a gruesome way to go though.
[QUOTE=Extroll;32098236]Severing the spinal cord results in instant death. The most he might have felt was a quick hard tug on his neck.
Still a gruesome way to go though.[/QUOTE]
He might have felt it going through his throat, his windpipe, his trachea...
Only for a moment, but painful all the same.
Sounds like a pretty quick way to go, but maybe a guitar string would have made this a cleaner cut.
I feel bad for the guy, shame he didn't get to fix things with his family
[QUOTE=Cone;32098280]He might have felt it going through his throat, his windpipe, his trachea...
Only for a moment, but painful all the same.[/QUOTE]
The windpipe is the same thing as a trachea
[QUOTE=ken188;32079766]He just couldn't [I]bear[/I] it any longer.[/QUOTE]
What? That's not a pun that's even remotely applicable!
What is with all the senseless people saying "If I were to commit suicide, I would be doing something totally badass/awesome like this" in this thread? Commiting suicide is not something to be proud of, and those around you won't care about how "badass" you were when you were killing yourself.
[QUOTE=B!N4RY;32124370]What is with all the senseless people saying "If I were to commit suicide, I would be doing something totally badass/awesome like this" in this thread? Commiting suicide is not something to be proud of, and those around you won't care about how "badass" you were when you were killing yourself.[/QUOTE]If I ever get terminally ill with something, I'm going to rent a plane, take off all my clothes and write on my naked body. Then I'll jump from the plane, aim for your yard and impact your nice little bird bath with the angels and horses and when you go outside to see what the fuck happened you'll read it.
"[b]I DIED PROUD[/b]" right across my chest, proving you wrong.
Unless I'm senile towards the end. Then you might read "pbbbttt butts lmao" or something.
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