• LA Porn Studio Begins Construction On ‘Post-Apocalyptic’ Underground Bunker
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It's like Vault 101, with more porn. Awesome.
Its in the shape of a sexagon.
they are going to be disapointed when the world doesnt actually end
[QUOTE=HendoV2;32316784]they are going to be disapointed when the world doesnt actually end[/QUOTE] Nah because then they have a badass bunker to chill in.
Is this actually going to be an actual functional bunker? If so, that's just fucking awesome.
[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;32316826]Is this actually going to be an actual functional bunker?[/QUOTE] It will, except there won't be any food supplies. Instead you'll have lots of lube and endless amount of variously shaped dildos.
At least with all the raiders and mutant animals we'll always have fresh porn.
Mutated Cocks. :v:
[QUOTE=GunFox;32304054]In the grim dark future there is only....porn?[/QUOTE] For the immoral god emperor.
I thought it meant they were building a set for some new post apocalyptic porn series, but wow... [editline]26th September 2011[/editline] 'private fertility chambers' :v:
When the world ends, how will they get energy? Do they have a small nuclear powerplant in the bunker as well? What about food and water? Oxygen even, you can't just pump air down from the surface if it's radioactive. While I fancy the idea of an underground bunker fallout-style (I mean how cool isn't that) it's not going to work unless there are actual engineers and not just porn directors working on it.
[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;32484579]When the world ends, how will they get energy?[/QUOTE] springs on the underside of the beds that, when expanding and contracting, spin a turbine
I really really really hope they seriously build this thing. It will be the biggest laughing stock of the new millennium.
Are people seriously still worried about 2012?
[QUOTE=Zeraxify;32484722]Are people seriously still worried about 2012?[/QUOTE] Not with porn bunkers. :v:
[QUOTE=Tudd;32484665]I really really really hope they seriously build this thing. It will be the biggest laughing stock of the new millennium.[/QUOTE] it's just a gimmicky new location, not anything serious. Besides, I don't think it'll outdo the giant toilet shaped house in taiwan as far as architectural farces
uhh.. private fertility chamber..? that just sounds weird :C
I guess even in the devastated future, they will make the porns. Man, if some tribe comes across the descendants of that vault in the future, they'd probably view the inhabitants as some sort of "fertility" cult.
Epic.. facepalm
Super Mutant Porn.
So THIS is where Fisto came from.
Tunnel Snakes RULE! hehe
[quote]sophisticated content production studio[/quote] Yeah, there's going to be a huge market for that after an apocalypse.
Fuck yeah San Fernando Valley.
[QUOTE=Killuah;32485968]Tunnel Snakes RULE! hehe[/QUOTE] Howabout I show you a real tunnel snake, Amata?
[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;32484579]When the world ends, how will they get energy? Do they have a small nuclear powerplant in the bunker as well? What about food and water? Oxygen even, you can't just pump air down from the surface if it's radioactive. While I fancy the idea of an underground bunker fallout-style (I mean how cool isn't that) it's not going to work unless there are actual engineers and not just porn directors working on it.[/QUOTE] Air doesn't get radioactive FYI. So unless the contaminated dust particles get in the bunker, they would probably be fine.
From now on, when the fallout begins, you still can be porn star. But i wonder, where will they get food? Also, private fertility chambers sounds awesome.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;32311342]Slaanesh would be so goddamned happy.[/QUOTE] Meh, always been a fan of Phorne myself. [I][B]PORN FOR THE PORN GOD! DILDOS FOR THE DILDO THRONE![/B][/I] :v:
[QUOTE=Killer_Andre;32491544]Meh, always been a fan of Phorne myself. [I][B]PORN FOR THE PORN GOD! DILDOS FOR THE DILDO THRONE![/B][/I] :v:[/QUOTE]Nah, I'm still for slaanesh, the shemales god.
If I ever get rich as fuck I'm going to make a secret/hidden 2nd basement level in my house purely used for erotic sex orgies.
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