I love how they have a secret gun rack, just in case you need to defend against raiders or reenact that one scene from Bible Black :v:
Porn, you may think it's immoral, you may think it's wrong, you may think it's unholy, but it will be around a fucking lot longer then you or I.
Clearly the porn industry still makes plenty of money...
Well, I see that they don't want to get caught with their pants down.
Or they do, depending on how you look at it.
Amount of twitter users skyrockets! More at 11!
2 words:
New Reno.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;32305647]"This Ain't Fallout: An XXX Parody"[/QUOTE]
I see they've gone way over budget.
"So I was thinking we shoot in the basement, maybe put up some plywood, do a scene in the desert"
"No, WE BUILD A SEX BUNKER."
Porn, porn never changes.
"Porn. Porn never changes. Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the euphoric rush of cock and balls, cum has been spilled in the name of everything: from love to urge to simple, psychotic rape. In the year 2077, after millennia of utter buttsex, the destructive nature of man's penis could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of sperm and vaginal juices. But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another sticky chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in fucking the world - but porn, porn never changes. In the early days, thousands were spared the horrors of the holocaust by taking refuge in enormous underground shelters, known as vaults. But when they emerged, they had only the hell of the wastes to greet them - all except those in the Vault of porn. For on the fateful day, when sperm rained from the sky, the giant steel door of the vault of porn slid closed... and never reopened. It was here you were born. It is here you will die. Because, in the Vault of porn: no one ever enters, and no one ever leaves."
[QUOTE=DohEntertainmen;32535624]"Porn. Porn never changes. Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the euphoric rush of cock and balls, cum has been spilled in the name of everything: from love to urge to simple, psychotic rape. In the year 2077, after millennia of utter buttsex, the destructive nature of man's penis could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of sperm and vaginal juices. But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another sticky chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in fucking the world - but porn, porn never changes. In the early days, thousands were spared the horrors of the holocaust by taking refuge in enormous underground shelters, known as vaults. But when they emerged, they had only the hell of the wastes to greet them - all except those in the Vault of porn. For on the fateful day, when sperm rained from the sky, the giant steel door of the vault of porn slid closed... and never reopened. It was here you were born. It is here you will die. Because, in the Vault of porn: no one ever enters, and no one ever leaves."[/QUOTE]
[i]Oh, my, god.[/i]
[QUOTE=DohEntertainmen;32535624]"Porn. Porn never changes. Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the euphoric rush of cock and balls, cum has been spilled in the name of everything: from love to urge to simple, psychotic rape. In the year 2077, after millennia of utter buttsex, the destructive nature of man's penis could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of sperm and vaginal juices. But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another sticky chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in fucking the world - but porn, porn never changes. In the early days, thousands were spared the horrors of the holocaust by taking refuge in enormous underground shelters, known as vaults. But when they emerged, they had only the hell of the wastes to greet them - all except those in the Vault of porn. For on the fateful day, when sperm rained from the sky, the giant steel door of the vault of porn slid closed... and never reopened. It was here you were born. It is here you will die. Because, in the Vault of porn: no one ever enters, and no one ever leaves."[/QUOTE]
Well done sir! well done.
Well at least they have somewhere to hang out when the rapture comes.
Home come [B]even[/B] the Porn industry is busy building to survive while the nations that SHOULD be working on these are just fucking about?
I'll stick with my gigantic doom fortress castle idea, complete with fifteen foot steel pikes for impalin' mothafuckas on when they try to steal my shit.
But hey, I give them an A for effort because I'm a nice guy.
[url]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110908202137/fallout/images/0/0e/Fo2_Golden_Globes_PornExterior.png[/url]
Goddammit how does one get images working on this fucker?
Upon retrospect, I sure hope they have hydroponic farming modules in that vault. Y'know, for food and oxygen, all that jazz, ensure the PornBunker has a self-sustaining food supply and enough good air to last them a long time. Livestock should be kept secure, though, just in case someone decides to make porn starring someone other than people.
Just sayin'.
[QUOTE=Kecske;32488801]Yeah, there's going to be a huge market for that after an apocalypse.[/QUOTE]
There's always a market for it.
a-cock-alypse
It would then be found by a boy,along with his dog.
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