We all know how cats instinctively like to play with small moving things. Whether it be string or mouse, they love it. I hate it when cats catch birds and mice, but I love cats too, so I'm not fussed.
My cat chases lights from laser guns around.
[QUOTE=Rct33;19266129]That is natural though, humans do fucked up shit and find it funny.[/QUOTE]
Yes definitely every single human being on the planet is an insane murderer/torturer/rapist
My cat had a broke pelvis from being hit by a car, she managed to travel a fair bit, AND climb up to my parents second story window.
Kes was awesome. :frown:
And as I'm typing this a cat is purring and drooling on the keyboard.
Cats have 9 lives because they can survive a lot of shit.
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;19266184]I dunno. My cat was waiting outside the door with a bird in it's mouth, looking through the window. As if saying "HEY! CHECK OUT WHAT I FOUND! COME ON, LET ME IN, DUDES, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!"[/QUOTE]
Actually it was saying "I've brought this back for you because I'm a good hunter please shower me with love and affection, then stick this in my bowl please"
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[QUOTE=Montroze;19267914]Outside cats are literrally indestructable, i remember one night i had realized i forgot to feed him for awhile, 3 days later he returned to my porch fast asleep with what looked like rounded poop with blood everywhere. Upon further inspection it was a organ... of a rabbit, i knew it was a rabbit because the only thing Sky (my cat) left for us was his trophy; a severed and maimed head with part of the spine attached.[/QUOTE]
Mine wasn't :(
i am 2cool4pets
naw just 2poor and forgetful. if i got one i'd probably like forget about then it'd be dead on my bed and i still wouldn't notice
[QUOTE=Montroze;19267914]Outside cats are literrally indestructable, i remember one night i had realized i forgot to feed him for awhile, 3 days later he returned to my porch fast asleep with what looked like rounded poop with blood everywhere. Upon further inspection it was a organ... of a rabbit, i knew it was a rabbit because the only thing Sky (my cat) left for us was his trophy; a severed and maimed head with part of the spine attached.[/QUOTE]
My friend Jordan's cats are more badass. The whole cat family they had was so fucked up. The mom, which we found 7 years ago, had babies in a cornfield with another cat that we couldn't find. (One night stand?) Then one day she showed up with a dead adult cat that looked just like the kittens, which was presumably the dad. Then almost a year later she became pregnant again. We found out the father was her own kitten after coming into the garage to find them fucking two different times. Then Jordan and his family moved a couple miles away. I was still in touch, and they now had a family of 5 cats, Raven, Eclipse, Cuddles (the mother of the whole family), Thunder (the one who fucked his mom), and Punk. Raven and Eclipse both just disappeared into the miles of woods that started about a hundred yards from his house and were never seen again. Punk went with them but after almost two weeks he came back... completely drenched in the blood of god knows what. Probably his two little cat brothers. He was cut up pretty bad and had to be brought to the vet to get surgery on something in his general stomach area, I forget what exactly. Now he's all scarred up because of the cuts, has a large scar right down his chest. When he got back he got into a lot of other fights with the cats living in the woods, and killed two of them on two different occasions and brought them back to the house and fucking ate them. I swear, he fucking ate them. Now he's kind of the leader of the cats in the woods, and we hardly ever see him anymore. He's really detatched and hates everyone and everything.
Badass cat family right there.
Tl;dr:
Cuddles the cat gets knocked up in a cornfield, has a kitten, kills the father. Cuddles's kitten Thunder knocks up Cuddles. 3 kittens are produced. Two die, presumably killed by the other one. The last one is know all scarred up and hates everything and killed 2 other cats and and ate them. He is now the leader of a band of cats who live in the woods.
[QUOTE=trent_roolz;19283602]My friend Jordan's cats are more badass. The whole cat family they had was so fucked up. The mom, which we found 7 years ago, had babies in a cornfield with another cat that we couldn't find. (One night stand?) Then one day she showed up with a dead adult cat that looked just like the kittens, which was presumably the dad. Then almost a year later she became pregnant again. We found out the father was her own kitten after coming into the garage to find them fucking two different times. Then Jordan and his family moved a couple miles away. I was still in touch, and they now had a family of 5 cats, Raven, Eclipse, Cuddles (the mother of the whole family), Thunder (the one who fucked his mom), and Punk. Raven and Eclipse both just disappeared into the miles of woods that started about a hundred yards from his house and were never seen again. Punk went with them but after almost two weeks he came back... completely drenched in the blood of god knows what. Probably his two little cat brothers. He was cut up pretty bad and had to be brought to the vet to get surgery on something in his general stomach area, I forget what exactly. Now he's all scarred up because of the cuts, has a large scar right down his chest. When he got back he got into a lot of other fights with the cats living in the woods, and killed two of them on two different occasions and brought them back to the house and fucking ate them. I swear, he fucking ate them. Now he's kind of the leader of the cats in the woods, and we hardly ever see him anymore. He's really detatched and hates everyone and everything.
Badass cat family right there.
Tl;dr:
Cuddles the cat gets knocked up in a cornfield, has a kitten, kills the father. Cuddles's kitten Thunder knocks up Cuddles. 3 kittens are produced. Two die, presumably killed by the other one. The last one is know all scarred up and hates everything and killed 2 other cats and and ate them. He is now the leader of a band of cats who live in the woods.[/QUOTE]
Catsest?
[QUOTE=trent_roolz;19283602]My friend Jordan's cats are more badass. The whole cat family they had was so fucked up. The mom, which we found 7 years ago, had babies in a cornfield with another cat that we couldn't find. (One night stand?) Then one day she showed up with a dead adult cat that looked just like the kittens, which was presumably the dad. Then almost a year later she became pregnant again. We found out the father was her own kitten after coming into the garage to find them fucking two different times. Then Jordan and his family moved a couple miles away. I was still in touch, and they now had a family of 5 cats, Raven, Eclipse, Cuddles (the mother of the whole family), Thunder (the one who fucked his mom), and Punk. Raven and Eclipse both just disappeared into the miles of woods that started about a hundred yards from his house and were never seen again. Punk went with them but after almost two weeks he came back... completely drenched in the blood of god knows what. Probably his two little cat brothers. He was cut up pretty bad and had to be brought to the vet to get surgery on something in his general stomach area, I forget what exactly. Now he's all scarred up because of the cuts, has a large scar right down his chest. When he got back he got into a lot of other fights with the cats living in the woods, and killed two of them on two different occasions and brought them back to the house and fucking ate them. I swear, he fucking ate them. Now he's kind of the leader of the cats in the woods, and we hardly ever see him anymore. He's really detatched and hates everyone and everything.
Badass cat family right there.
Tl;dr:
Cuddles the cat gets knocked up in a cornfield, has a kitten, kills the father. Cuddles's kitten Thunder knocks up Cuddles. 3 kittens are produced. Two die, presumably killed by the other one. The last one is know all scarred up and hates everything and killed 2 other cats and and ate them. He is now the leader of a band of cats who live in the woods.[/QUOTE]
Introduce me to your dealer please.
This is nothing, a month ago, our cat came home after being away for 2 months, with a broken back.
Aka, he could not move 80% of his body, including the rear feet, and the tail.
One of his legs was also broken.
I have no idea how he managed to get home while being in a condition like that.
We had to take his life afterwards though, it'd be cruel to let him live with that pain.
[QUOTE=trent_roolz;19283602]My friend Jordan's cats are more badass. The whole cat family they had was so fucked up. The mom, which we found 7 years ago, had babies in a cornfield with another cat that we couldn't find. (One night stand?) Then one day she showed up with a dead adult cat that looked just like the kittens, which was presumably the dad. Then almost a year later she became pregnant again. We found out the father was her own kitten after coming into the garage to find them fucking two different times. Then Jordan and his family moved a couple miles away. I was still in touch, and they now had a family of 5 cats, Raven, Eclipse, Cuddles (the mother of the whole family), Thunder (the one who fucked his mom), and Punk. Raven and Eclipse both just disappeared into the miles of woods that started about a hundred yards from his house and were never seen again. Punk went with them but after almost two weeks he came back... completely drenched in the blood of god knows what. Probably his two little cat brothers. He was cut up pretty bad and had to be brought to the vet to get surgery on something in his general stomach area, I forget what exactly. Now he's all scarred up because of the cuts, has a large scar right down his chest. When he got back he got into a lot of other fights with the cats living in the woods, and killed two of them on two different occasions and brought them back to the house and fucking ate them. I swear, he fucking ate them. Now he's kind of the leader of the cats in the woods, and we hardly ever see him anymore. He's really detatched and hates everyone and everything.
Badass cat family right there.
Tl;dr:
Cuddles the cat gets knocked up in a cornfield, has a kitten, kills the father. Cuddles's kitten Thunder knocks up Cuddles. 3 kittens are produced. Two die, presumably killed by the other one. The last one is know all scarred up and hates everything and killed 2 other cats and and ate them. He is now the leader of a band of cats who live in the woods.[/QUOTE]
That sounds like some twisted children's story, and is awesome.
[QUOTE=Cheeseist;19265210]what fucking kind of a name is Giggle-Blizzard?[/QUOTE]
Name of my cat if I ever get one!
My old cat once caught someone's very expensive exotic pet bird, which was found headless on our back porch.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19265677][img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/217/512215202_f084021baf.jpg[/img]
this is what a cat does.
it doesnt need to do it
but it does because it's a sick bastard animal.[/QUOTE]
You'll find that a lot of time a dead animal brought in by a cat is actually a gift for you. It's their way of showing you that they love you and that they're a decent hunter (and hence of some use to you (or they would be if you were a cat who ate recently killed birds). If they eat it it's because they probably realise that you're a shit hunter and they think you need to be shown how to kill and eat food. When a cat kills something, believe it or not, they truly believe it's in our best interest.
If you want to talk about fucked up check out some of the videos of cows being slaughtered, or chickens being killed. It's pretty messed up.
Plus that video of the guys chucking a dog into a trash compactor is one of the sickest, most disturbing and enraging things that I've ever seen.
My cat(kitten) turds all over the floors.. i dont find that funny-_-
Our cats are always bringing in mice, birds and even bats, often we've had to catch the ones that are still alive and take them outside. We don't really mind.
But more on-topic, that cat sure is badass.
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19265677][img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/217/512215202_f084021baf.jpg[/img]
this is what a cat does.
it doesnt need to do it
but it does because it's a sick bastard animal.[/QUOTE]
Who needs birds in the first place ? Except for black people
[QUOTE=Montroze;19267914]Outside cats are literrally indestructable, i remember one night i had realized i forgot to feed him for awhile, 3 days later he returned to my porch fast asleep with what looked like rounded poop with blood everywhere. Upon further inspection it was a organ... of a rabbit, i knew it was a rabbit because the only thing Sky (my cat) left for us was his trophy; a severed and maimed head with part of the spine attached.[/QUOTE]
:byodood: Dear God
Giggle-Blizzard, gotta start using that name as tag!
[QUOTE=lolwutdude;19265677][img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/217/512215202_f084021baf.jpg[/img]
this is what a cat does.
it doesnt need to do it
but it does because it's a sick bastard animal.[/QUOTE]
Cats eat rats, mices and birds
Wolf eats cats, dogs, farm animals and sometimes even people
Dogs eats crap and make crap on your backyard.
and btw did you know humans eats birds mices and ect too.
So stop whining.
Re-read the title as, 'Cat finds way home after 11 broken legs and 2 days'.
Fuck, that was scary.
I wish I wasn't allergic to cats :saddowns: :emo:
[QUOTE=Karmah;19300816]I wish I wasn't allergic to cats :saddowns: :emo:[/QUOTE]
Me too.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;19300341]Cats eat rats, mices and birds
Wolf eats cats, dogs, farm animals and sometimes even people
Dogs eats crap and make crap on your backyard.
and btw did you know humans eats birds mices and ect too.
So stop whining.[/QUOTE]
Dogs don't eat crap unless they are retarded or really hungry. They eat what they are given, and won't go outside just to eat rodents. (Unless the owners are douchebags and wont give the dog food, or unless the dog is a wild dog)
