study finds that flies have chosen the red pill, perceive time much slower than humans
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Ehh, mosquitoes are worse.
If you miss squishing one, it automatically gets the right to teleport in any direction up to 10 feet away and try again.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;42220885]Oh, I thought they found flies that hate women.[/QUOTE]
flies hate everybody
Use a rubber band instead.
I use a shuriken to slay these pesty flies.
From all the debates on /v/ why giants in games always move slowly and actually hearing the scientific reasons why, I've sort of made this connection before.
[QUOTE=MaxOfS2D;42222176]flies hate everybody[/QUOTE]
you're thinking of wasps
I just use squish flies between my finger and thumb. They never see it coming if you do it stealthily. Actually, most times I just grab them and let them free outside. Or I throw them into the spider's web outside, depending on how annoying they were.
[QUOTE=valkery;42219881]Wait a fucking moment. Since this has a measurable impact on humans, would that mean that short people would be able to make better decisions faster than larger people? Would this have had any impact on human events, such as Napoleon or other Generals who were small being able to make quick decisions? What about Patton and Washington, who were big dudes? Would the inverse be the same for them?
Quick Facepunch! Answer my myriad of rambling questions in a coherent, logical manner![/QUOTE]
you must be at least 20 feet tall
Trees might just be really slow to react then.
I don't need no swatter.
I catched a fly with me bare hands once.
I used a swatter on a large moth once.
It cut the moth in half and the front part of the moth was still moving so it was just crawling around my bathroom.
I screamed.