• Town for Sale (Time for Facepunch to pool our money)
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Can I be the towns head of nature department? If I can, I'll chip in 100$
[QUOTE=ewitwins;31404527]Alright, we have our prostitute, our drunk, and our Generalisimo. What next? [editline]29th July 2011[/editline] If we were to run a collection of this thing (even if it were just a joke), how the heck would you get people to trust you on your word that you'd use the appropriated funds to purchase the town/castle?[/QUOTE] You'd need to set up a legal entity with transnational offices, with the express purpose of purchasing the castles, and then managing the funds. 1,000 shares distributed equally, a democratic entity.
I've always had a dream where Bill Gates gave me all his money and then I bought an island with tons of resources. Then I built a high-tech metropolis on it and became yhe head of state of the Island Republic of the Facepunch Community. Or in short form: Facepunch Island.
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;31404525]We must start a kidnapping ring focused on abducting hot women. Only way to maintain a Facepunch Population.[/QUOTE] Since this is Facepunch members we are talking about, they have to look like anime characters.
I'd give 10eur .
Heck, I am in.
every active member of FP needs to chip in around 17-20$ :v:
We need to make a google spreadsheet or something here: [url]https://spreadsheets.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Apkfk5Js4mtjdGJ5b1dQblBOZFJZbWpBSHhSZ2hiWWc&hl=en_US[/url]
So how is this going to work? Is autumn going to be the sole bearer of children? I would say VNL too, but I think she might be past her prime child bearing age.
[QUOTE=HubmaN;31405218]Anyone remember Facepunch Island of '07 vintage where we were going to take over an island by force?[/QUOTE] Even better than that, do you remember the plans to take over the Vatican after someone read how small the army defending it is?
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;31404525]We must start a kidnapping ring focused on abducting hot women. Only way to maintain a Facepunch Population.[/QUOTE] As long as their elbows aren't too pointy. :v:
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;31404525]We must start a kidnapping ring focused on abducting hot women. Only way to maintain a Facepunch Population.[/QUOTE] Make our way through the boonies in hunting packs and raid the surrounding towns- then disappear back into the forests and wilds as quickly as we came... ...YES.
Well, this may be a town I might visi-... [QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;31403164]No furries.[/QUOTE] Hey!
It'd all be fun and games until someone said something like "you know what, Modern Warfare 3 looks like it might be kind of all right" after which everyone would kick off and there would be no survivors.
^ This man has a point. I could see the town being a very tense place all the time. And lots of civil wars taking place.
Some people seem to be taking this seriously...
[QUOTE=Mackalda2k6;31412959]Some people seem to be taking this seriously...[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.terrariaonline.com/attachments/nofun-jpg.2703/?embedded=1[/img]
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;31403432]Who's going to be the police? Mr Gestapo? Hezzy? Also, the elder can be that old mod who said something about living in a sea of piss[/QUOTE] i will any social conservatives will be jailed
I should be the town doctor. I have no formal medical education, but I played medic a lot in TF2 Plus I'm German!
LAN parties errwhere.
bring back the "can facepunch successfully invade <x>?" threads
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;31403432]Who's going to be the police? Mr Gestapo? Hezzy? Also, the elder can be that old mod who said something about living in a sea of piss[/QUOTE] Pissing in a sea of piss, and it was Mikfoz. What do they teach you kids at school these days?
That looks like a fun place to photograph. :dance:
[QUOTE=JDK721;31414178]i will any social conservatives will be jailed[/QUOTE] except glaber, we'll get him one of those pointy hats with all the bells on it
All we need to do is rebuild the houses(cardboard boxes will do for now). Get some internet,this shouldn't be to hard. Buy a really long internet cable and plug it in at a house in the closest town,just tell them if they EVER unplug it that they will detonate a bom. For electricity we could steal some of glados her potato's(some = alot) or go back to the house i mentioned earlier. I don't see any problems.
Must at least have an arcade for our fellow retrogamers.
I'll do live music for monies, okay?
I'd do most of the cooking and supply runs! Also maintenance work
I'll be the local ideas guy, guys! I have an awesome idea for a building here! You just make it and I take all of the credit, okay?
Can I dig a fifty foot wide, three hundred foot deep well and pretend it's necessary for the survival of our people? We can throw messengers in it and stuff.
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