• Town for Sale (Time for Facepunch to pool our money)
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I suggest life imprisonment for anyone involved with that cat
Let's wait until the US defaults, which will bring the price way down. Then we can buy it dirt cheap and live out our plans like we would have.
Oh my god, if we were able to buy the town, what would we call it? Facepunchia?
Can I lead the militia and police force? After all, I am [B][U][I]THE[/I][/U][/B] American infantry. The guy who plays SWAT 4 a lot can be my lieutenant.
I could be neighborhood watch. [editline]30th July 2011[/editline] "TONIGHT ON: WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS CITIES FACEPUNCHIA HAS A VIOLENT CRIME RATE HIGHER THAN BOTH MADAGASCAR AND RHODE ISLAND COMBINED" MORE AT 11
Facepunchia sounds more like a country's name. How about something like Faceville or something? I also want to be a radio DJ and parody KDST from GTA San Andreas. "This is...THE PUNCH"
Over priced?
We need to make manhacks for pets.
I'll have a church constructed for the sole purpose of pissing everyone off.
If we can't have it above, then go under! Have a giant underground fortress for facepunch! [img]http://www.zombiesarecoming.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/missilebases.jpg[/img]
I'll be that one guy who constantly fights the government.
This is interesting because one day some online community (or maybe a couple) will do this. I have other plans for my life right now, but if i knew there were more than 500 people already chipping in i'd totally join.
Can I be the city planner? Here is some of my previous work: [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/YZsUV.png[/thumb]
I was serious about this at one point, and I found stuff on how to start an island country. First off don't look for islands, as importing things will cost way more than by car. Second, if we can we could pool our money hire a gang of mercenaries and terrorize a third world country. Third, we would need to be recognized as a separate state probably by North Korea, Cuba, or China since we plan to be communist. EDIT: Or we could all buy a huge piece of land owned by another country with people already on it. It saves a lot of time money and stress.
[QUOTE=toaster468;31429938]I was serious about this at one point, and I found stuff on how to start an island country. First off don't look for islands, as importing things will cost way more than by car. Second, if we can we could pool our money hire a gang of mercenaries and terrorize a third world country. Thrid, we would need to be recognized as a separate state probably by North Korea, Cuba, or China since we plan to be communist.[/QUOTE] I know what we need. [img]http://www.allatsea.cx/images/ships/Esso%20Yorkshire.jpg[/img] Who needs a country. We can just live in international waters!
[QUOTE=sami-elite;31430028]I know what we need. [img]http://www.allatsea.cx/images/ships/Esso%20Yorkshire.jpg[/img] Who needs a country. We can just live in international waters![/QUOTE] You also need to worry about water level because we cannot just take some ship and sail it right on into our port, most ports have a map of the floor of the sea and make special routes for them based on the depth required by the ship. And also, most Facepunchers don't understand how to use a tug boat and how to dock a large cargo ship, never mind actually driving it. EDIT: wow you edited. Still keeping this here incase anyone wants to start an island country. Its a bad idea.
[QUOTE=toaster468;31430062]You also need to worry about water level because we cannot just take some ship and sail it right on into our port, most ports have a map of the floor of the sea and make special routes for them based on the depth required by the ship. And also, most Facepunchers don't understand how to use a tug boat and how to dock a large cargo ship, never mind actually driving it. EDIT: wow you edited.[/QUOTE] No need to dock. Ferry people onto it with boats and keep it anchored in international waters.
[QUOTE=sami-elite;31430081]No need to dock. Ferry people onto it with boats and keep it anchored in international waters.[/QUOTE] Oh true.
Isn't it close to a weapons testing site or something, and the military pass through everyday? Also two boards of 4chan are attempting to buy
I was kinda a little bit too enthusiastic about starting my own country. I wish I could, I would give up computer programming any day for that. [editline]30th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=RAG Frag;31430097]Isn't it close to a weapons testing site or something, and the military pass through everyday? Also two boards of 4chan are attempting to buy[/QUOTE] It is just waay to hard to get recognized, you have to have connections in the political world. Or have some person who does have connections back you up.
You don't need recognition though. If you own the land you're just a private community i think. Not sure what nation it would belong to though.
I'll be the cook I can microwave a mean pizza
[QUOTE=sami-elite;31430151]You don't need recognition though. If you own the land you're just a private community i think. Not sure what nation it would belong to though.[/QUOTE] Oh yeah, just searched it, Taiwan isn't recognized. If you don't declare yourself it would be more of a town rather than a country, so you would pay taxes to the mother country.
I'd be the cook, As long as we got a nice supply of meat around. [editline]30th July 2011[/editline] Chaohord, back off! Your pizza aint got nothing on my battered basa!
I don't think the town would survive long with 4 workers and four hundred people on the government dole.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;31404106]In my town you can get a reasonable house for $40k lol[/QUOTE] Can I move there and get a job in the giant weed field that grows underneath it? [editline]30th July 2011[/editline] Wait fuck it closed down
Excellent idea. We could grow weed and hemp to export and then also weave an island from.
I am running for president things i will promise: -Low age of consent -drugs allowed -no minimum age for watching porn toaster468 for 2012 president!
We could secede.
[QUOTE=sami-elite;31430028]I know what we need. [img]http://www.allatsea.cx/images/ships/Esso%20Yorkshire.jpg[/img] Who needs a country. We can just live in international waters![/QUOTE] Then we will need some cannons or something for defence against those pesky pirates.
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