• Town for Sale (Time for Facepunch to pool our money)
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What we need to do is fortify the shit out of the town so if the default happens we can just sit back and do nothing all day everyday.
A factory would ship stickers with ratings on. There will be an art gallery called 'LMAO PICS', and- at the gift shop- ratings are sold, so users could rate pictures 'funny' or 'late' etc. we could make huge profits offa ratings.
Can i be in charge of the weather service?
All the people from drugs discussion should buy it.
I so want to do this!
The only problem would be to actually get all of the people there.
Built a fortified fence around the town FP.
it's gonna cost a bomb for food
[QUOTE=AimlessGiant;31439402]it's gonna cost a bomb for food[/QUOTE] We can grow our own.
I'll breed hamsters to power our town, hundreds of hamsters running on wheels hooked up to generator, lods of electricity.
[QUOTE=Xion12;31402720]My friends, it is time to begin our lives anew in [B]Facepunchia[/B]. I see a problem with this, there aren't enough females to create a stable population.[/QUOTE] Autumn, VeryNiceLady and the other chicks will have some though years then.
I call farmer. I always wanted to start selling pig milk. [editline]30th July 2011[/editline] Instead of people getting into gun fights they would just start throwing boxes at each other if they got mad.
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;31405129]Can I be the town bear I will go around making angry noises and stealing pies off window sills[/QUOTE] Hi.
[QUOTE=RAG Frag;31430097]Also two boards of 4chan are attempting to buy[/QUOTE] Which ones. If it was /sci/ a religious war would destroy them all and if it was /a/ we would be able to walk in and beat there otaku ass and take it from them.
[QUOTE=Firefox42;31439069]The only problem would be to actually get all of the people there.[/QUOTE] And getting groceries, getting mail, getting internet, etc.
That is cheaper than a medium sized condo here.
We are also gonna need some guns.
This will never work. We probably don't have the money, effort and stuff to do it. How the fuck do we get internet? Although if this works i'll pitch in. edit: it'll also be the only place we can fap in public. (right? ): )
Fuck it, I'm using my birthday money to buy titles for everyone. Garry damn well buy this shit.
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;31430772]Then we will need some cannons or something for defence against those pesky pirates.[/QUOTE] I played Pirate Wars on Gmod once. If I'm in charge of ship-defence I can expertly guide everyone to that special explosive barrel at the front of the ship.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;31404106]In my town you can get a reasonable house for $40k lol[/QUOTE] Around where I live, my house was $220,000 or so, the rest of the reasonable houses around here are like $125,000.
Whenever /b/tards come by, we'll be sitting in rocking chairs and say in a hillbilly accent: "We don't like yer kind 'round these parts."
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;31442404]Which ones. If it was /sci/ a religious war would destroy them all and if it was /a/ we would be able to walk in and beat there otaku ass and take it from them.[/QUOTE] They have samurai swords, but we have guns.
I call being the village idiot. Lock me in a cage and you can throw shit and semen at me! Or the towns local batman.
And not to forget airsoft. Some of those guns pack quite a punch, and maybe some have flashbangs, which can be useful for our riot control. [editline]1st August 2011[/editline] I call dibs on being the local Manatee keeper.
Where are we going to corral all of our women? You know the ones we need to keep a steady population.
I am Garry Newman and I am here to ask you a question: Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his neckbeard? No, says the anon in the basement; it belongs to 4chan. No, says the man at SA; it belongs to Lowtax. No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to the internet. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... [i][b]Facepunchia[/b][/i]
[QUOTE=ColdWave;31456788]Where are we going to corral all of our women? You know the ones we need to keep a steady population.[/QUOTE] VeryNiceLady and Autumn knew the risks.
I'd seriously give some paper towards this, it would be EPIC. Brag to all my friends about how I own a town, do some pretty sweet stuf, declare the 54 acres a sovereign nation, ..... Mom I need $800,000
Rethinking this whole thing, there's only like 10 people who actually live in Scenic itself... about 58 total in the surrounding area... ...so we [i]could[/i] pay them the $800,000 to gain ownership of the town... or we could just go cheap and march in and take over.
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