• Town for Sale (Time for Facepunch to pool our money)
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Private island is much cooler IMO.
Just call it Facepunch, no need for -ia/-ad/-ville/etc. Also, I will be a part time prostitute, but, only for what little females there are.
[QUOTE=Kabstraction;31460497]Just call it Facepunch, no need for -ia/-ad/-ville/etc. Also, I will be a part time prostitute, but, only for what little females there are.[/QUOTE] Have fun living on the streets since the females will get to choose from any man they want because of how rare they are.
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;31460683]Have fun living on the streets since the females will get to choose from any man they want because of how rare they are.[/QUOTE] They'll still choose me anyways. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/smug.gif[/img]
We need to adopt a national anthem. I propose we steal Austria-Hungary's, since they haven't existed for the better part of 93 years and seem like a pretty much unheard of historical nation to Americans in general. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQyv6Km8rxs[/media] Or go for the Preussischer Praesentiermarsch: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwX7nC-LpKs&feature=related[/media] So long as it sounds official.
[QUOTE=mookman22;31442442]That is cheaper than a medium sized condo here.[/QUOTE] a medium sized condo costs over $6.9m where you live?
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;31463557]We need to adopt a national anthem. I propose we steal Austria-Hungary's, since they haven't existed for the better part of 93 years and seem like a pretty much unheard of historical nation to Americans in general. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQyv6Km8rxs[/media] Or go for the Preussischer Praesentiermarsch: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwX7nC-LpKs&feature=related[/media] So long as it sounds official.[/QUOTE] Deutschland Ueber Alles doesn't bode well to Germans today.
I can't tell how much of this is sarcastic tongue-in-cheek humor and how much of this is people actually wanting to put up money to purchase something that we can put the Facepunch logo on and say "Hey, we own this." Either way, this thread is great.
We could have a computer at the entrance that requires you to sign in using your Facepunch username and password. Only then are you allowed to enter the city.
I for one propose a more militant anthem [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK2lNuiD7gM[/media] Russian is a mandatory secondary language for FP. Livelong Liberalism
Can I be the porn researcher. All I do is sit in a dark room and look at porn and take mental notes
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;31463928]Can I be the porn researcher. All I do is sit in a dark room and look at porn and take mental notes[/QUOTE] With a booming industry and so many talented individuals who can protect and give value to all our natural resources and assets such as this man, why do we not already own what will soon be known as Facepunch? Also, imagine the news coverage when people found out about Facepunch putting together all this money to buy a town.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;31463928]Can I be the porn researcher. All I do is sit in a dark room and look at porn and take mental notes[/QUOTE] Fucking 99% of Facepunch is qualified then.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;31404106]In my town you can get a reasonable house for $40k lol[/QUOTE] Whoa... A house here is between 100-200K $. I think our cost us $250K
[QUOTE=ejonkou;31463949]Whoa... A house here is between 100-200K $. I think our cost us $250K[/QUOTE] That's normal. I think that by "decent" he meant "probably won't kill you".
If the whole buying a town thing doesn't work out how about we build our own town. come on guys it'll be juST LIKE MINECRAFT
[QUOTE=Anax;31465074]If the whole buying a town thing doesn't work out how about we build our own town. come on guys it'll be juST LIKE MINECRAFT[/QUOTE] You mean half of all people will make a dirt hut, steal shit, and draw a swastika before desecrating a monument and never returning? I'm in!
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;31463873]Deutschland Ueber Alles doesn't bode well to Germans today.[/QUOTE] Yet they play that magnificent piece of music proudly everywhere they go. It is sullied without the Kaiser's mustache and gold-laced Pickelhaube to accompany it, however. [QUOTE=CabooseRvB;31463908]I for one propose a more militant anthem *The Sacred War* Russian is a mandatory secondary language for FP.[/QUOTE] Then I, sir, shall raise you one VOLK ANS GEWEHR. We'll have to swap the references to Germany, Adolf Hitler, National Socialism, and killing Jews/Antisemitism to something more Facepunch-appropriate, of course. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TA-ZsVU8AM[/media] Rough English translation, since evidently nobody official has bothered to translate it. [quote]See'st thou in the east the flush of dawn? A sign for freedom! For the sun! We stick together, in life and death! Whatever happens, come what may! Why do some doubt now? Cease with the arguing! Through us still flows German blood in our veins! PEOPLE TO ARMS! (2) Many years went by the people being enslaved and lied to! Traitors and Jews had profited! They claimed legions of victims! From the people was born for us a Leader who stood up and gave hope for Germany once again! PEOPLE TO ARMS! (2) Germans! Wake up and count thyselves in! We are stepping towards the sun! Our days will be free, and free we want to be! And bold and audaciously defiant! We are clenching our fists and dare to press on! There is no turning back now and no one can hesitate! PEOPLE TO ARMS! (2) We, both young and old, man by man, clasp the Swastika banner! Be it burgher, be it farmer, be it worker they swing the sword and the hammer! For Hitler, for freedom, for work and bread! Germany, awake! For the death of Judah! PEOPLE TO ARMS! (2)[/quote]
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;31463873]Deutschland Ueber Alles doesn't bode well to Germans today.[/QUOTE] wat Prussia is not the same as Germany. And that tune doesn't even include that.
Let's save up for a large private island with the same price instead, that way we are separated from the rest of the world by water. Some potential islands [url]http://www.privateislandsonline.com/ilha-das-pacas.htm[/url] [url]http://www.islasanpedrochile.com/[/url] [url]http://www.privateislandsonline.com/boipeba-island.htm[/url] All of these are in South America, which means they are easy to get independence. I personally prefer the San Pedro Island. These are even for half the price.
Can I be the barbecue guy? I make good BBQs ;D [editline]1st August 2011[/editline] Also, I think the scandinavian FP'ers should come up with some kind of government... you guys sure know how to run a country :v:
We will create a secret laboratory where we will make zombie viruses, flying cars and an interstellar spaceship
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;31465595]Yet they play that magnificent piece of music proudly everywhere they go. It is sullied without the Kaiser's mustache and gold-laced Pickelhaube to accompany it, however. Then I, sir, shall raise you one VOLK ANS GEWEHR. We'll have to swap the references to Germany, Adolf Hitler, National Socialism, and killing Jews/Antisemitism to something more Facepunch-appropriate, of course. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TA-ZsVU8AM[/media] Rough English translation, since evidently nobody official has bothered to translate it.[/QUOTE] I didn't know Pirates were Nazis.
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;31403164]No furries. No MLP fanboys. No 10 year olds. Its like a paradise. [/QUOTE] Have daily police raids on people's houses to check their computers for furry stuff and MLP-related items in their browsing history. If caught, they are expelled from Facepunchia.
FP establishes its own nation at approx. 7:00 PM EST Destroys the 4Chan horde Something Awful troops, headed by Grover, with REAL soldiers, instead of pussies ([url]http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=218[/url]) steam roll any opposition that FP puts up, mostly throwing boxes and whining about the world 9:00 PM, the Kingdom of FP is destroyed Also,, our nations anthem should be [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7PrVtZAG4M[/media] however, they must be able to sing it in all 47 languages, except Yiddish and Hebrew since 85% of FP would start throwing boxes at each other with the likes we've never seen.
If anyone gets serious about this I will legitimately put at least $100 towards this.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;31472943]If anyone gets serious about this I will legitimately put at least $100 towards this.[/QUOTE] I would also be willing to put a tidy sum towards this if anyone gets serious.
Also to those posting themes, I think I have it: [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc[/MEDIA]
Um, excuse me. Here's a proper anthem: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrkwgTBrW78[/media]
[QUOTE=Zambies!;31470244]FP establishes its own nation at approx. 7:00 PM EST Destroys the 4Chan horde Something Awful troops, headed by Grover, with REAL soldiers, instead of pussies ([url]http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=218[/url]) steam roll any opposition that FP puts up, mostly throwing boxes and whining about the world 9:00 PM, the Kingdom of FP is destroyed Also,, our nations anthem should be [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7PrVtZAG4M[/media] however, they must be able to sing it in all 47 languages, except Yiddish and Hebrew since 85% of FP would start throwing boxes at each other with the likes we've never seen.[/QUOTE] Starts really nice and then English happened. I am the only one that thought the English felt out of place? :v:
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