[QUOTE=Korova;45577573]It's not every day I get to agree with Megan Fox but she's right. The same assholes who talk about how terrible the Transformers movies are the same ones going to see it. Then there's people defending it saying "oh it's just a popcorn movie". Days of Future Past and Dredd are popcorn movies. It isn't an excuse to watch garbage.[/QUOTE]
This is why i don't go see them. Or at least watch it on DVD if someone else rents/buys it. Because i actually don't watch things when i think they're bad.
[QUOTE=Govna;45576873]One day she will be old, and leathery, and wrinkled, and nobody will care about her anymore. And that will be the end of the matter.
She already plasters herself in more makeup than a Parisian whore; I wonder how she'll look in the future when she starts resorting to surgery desperately trying to salvage herself from old age.[/QUOTE]
"You see, this is my life. It always will be. There's nothing else, just us, and the cameras and those fucking haters out there in the dark... Alright, Mr Bay, I'm ready for my close-up!"
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;45576644]That's all she has going for her. A lot of people, for some reason, look at that and think "hot". Her only casting requirement seems to be "looking hot". She has all the acting ability and character complexity of a soggy potato.[/QUOTE]
In "Honest trailers: Transformers Revenge of the fallen" the guy says she combines the looks of a professional porn start, with the acting of an amateur porn star :v:
[QUOTE=AntonioR;45578666]In "Honest trailers: Transformers Revenge of the fallen" the guy says she combines the looks of a professional porn start, with the acting of an amateur porn star :v:[/QUOTE]
What would be professional porn star acting?
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;45578916]What would be professional porn star acting?[/QUOTE]
screaming and moaning before they even get touched.
I hope people realise Bays films are directed at teens who like action and simple stuff.
[QUOTE=RustledJimmys;45579016]I hope people realise Bays films are directed at teens who like action and simple stuff.[/QUOTE]
90% of Hollywood films are like that, 10% are for teen girls. Other don't even get to media, so they're the 0%.
PG-13 everywhere.
[QUOTE=AntonioR;45579108]90% of Hollywood films are like that, 10% are for teen girls. Other don't even get to media, so they're the 0%.
PG-13 everywhere.[/QUOTE]
Because it's harder to advertise an R rated film
this is why I like indie cinema: loads of good films and if they aren't good, they still bring something to the table.
i saw the extended trailer last night,
it looks like transformers only with turtles
ITT I learned most facepunchers have hotter girlfriends than Megan Fox
[QUOTE=_Kent_;45576280]It will probably make more money in China than the U.S. anyway, just like recent Transformers movies.[/QUOTE]
They probably think it's satire. But sadly, it is not.
Takings don't mean shit. I know of a ton of films that are fantastic that don't take that much. I' rather have something that's good forever than have a legacy of being bad.
I'm not saying TMNT is bad before I've seen it, but I'm unlikely to because the trailers look terrible and I don't like Bay's work.
[QUOTE=SGTSpartans;45579220]ITT I learned most facepunchers have hotter girlfriends than Megan Fox[/QUOTE]
If your girlfriend doesn't look like a melting candle then she's already hotter than megan fox.
[QUOTE=RustledJimmys;45579016]I hope people realise Bays films are directed at teens who like action and simple stuff.[/QUOTE]
That doesn't justify exploitation. He's becoming filthy rich by riding the surges of testosterone of little boys. Why couldn't he spend that same amount of labor and money on making a film that could inspire young adults to become more responsible and better people?
[QUOTE=SGTSpartans;45579220]ITT I learned most facepunchers have hotter girlfriends than Megan Fox[/QUOTE]
This was my thought, most of this thread was.
Thumbs too stubby 0/10 would not fuck.
[QUOTE=Brt5470;45580861]This was my thought, most of this thread was.
Thumbs too stubby 0/10 would not fuck.[/QUOTE]
It's more her attitude that doesn't do it for me. I wouldn't be able to date Aphrodite herself if she were half the cunt Fox is.
-oh its the onion, never saw the logo-
I'm actually not going to go see it because lmao it looks awful
fuck off megan
[QUOTE=RustledJimmys;45579016]I hope people realise Bays films are directed at teens who like action and simple stuff.[/QUOTE]
lmfao hardly
it's aimed at the wallets of gullible idiots that keep giving michael bay money
[QUOTE=LZTYBRN;45582836]lmfao hardly
it's aimed at the wallets of gullible idiots that keep giving michael bay money[/QUOTE]
Sounds like teens to me
[QUOTE=itisjuly;45582915]Sounds like teens to me[/QUOTE]
there's a surprising amount of 21+ people i know that are like "FUK YEA DUDE HOW PUMPED ARE YOU FOR TMNT? ITS GONNA BE SO SWEET"
[QUOTE=LZTYBRN;45583763]there's a surprising amount of 21+ people i know that are like "FUK YEA DUDE HOW PUMPED ARE YOU FOR TMNT? ITS GONNA BE SO SWEET"[/QUOTE]
That makes no sense. Unless they've never seen original TMNT but as 21+ years that doesn't make sense either.
[QUOTE=itisjuly;45583802]That makes no sense. Unless they've never seen original TMNT but as 21+ years that doesn't make sense either.[/QUOTE]
Like age is just an automatic ticket to good taste. Parents will take their kids to this film because they can't be bothered going to a proper movie. Then the kids get used to watching dumb movies and the circle continues.
Facepunch gets so pissed off at people who go and see these movies damn. Plenty of people actually [I]like[/I] the films (wow who'd of thunk it). No one's "enabling" him. Oh they're gonna see a film must be a gullible idiot.
[editline]4th August 2014[/editline]
Get off your high horses guys come on.
She learned her lesson well. She trashed Bay and the last Transformers movie she did, and look what happened to her career. Now she has kids and a husband to provide for so she now defends her crap movies with Bay.
[QUOTE=RustledJimmys;45584481]Facepunch gets so pissed off at people who go and see these movies damn. Plenty of people actually [I]like[/I] the films (wow who'd of thunk it). No one's "enabling" him. Oh they're gonna see a film must be a gullible idiot.
[editline]4th August 2014[/editline]
Get off your high horses guys come on.[/QUOTE]
It's like you could say that we, rustled your jimmies. Hmm?
[QUOTE=RustledJimmys;45584481]Facepunch gets so pissed off at people who go and see these movies damn. Plenty of people actually [I]like[/I] the films (wow who'd of thunk it). No one's "enabling" him. Oh they're gonna see a film must be a gullible idiot.
[editline]4th August 2014[/editline]
Get off your high horses guys come on.[/QUOTE]
people actually like them, but then we can also infer that those people have awful taste in movies
like ok i dont mind the michael bay signature movie style shit, but I don't think it's something that should be making as much money as they do. they're the definition of summer movie bait, specifically designed to minimize on cost so they can get as much money back as they can
meanwhile all the movies with meaningful plot and storylines get lost behind a spectacle of visual effects vomit and explosions
[QUOTE=LZTYBRN;45584585]people actually like them, but then we can also infer that those people have awful taste in movies
like ok i dont mind the michael bay signature movie style shit, but I don't think it's something that should be making as much money as they do. they're the definition of summer movie bait, specifically designed to minimize on cost so they can get as much money back as they can
meanwhile all the movies with meaningful plot and storylines get lost behind a spectacle of visual effects vomit and explosions[/QUOTE]
Maybe because the ~~meaningful~~ plots aren't interesting to your typical moviegoer. People see their options and what they want to to see.
[editline]4th August 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=draugur;45584551]It's like you could say that we, rustled your jimmies. Hmm?[/QUOTE]
yeah ey
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;45584414]Like age is just an automatic ticket to good taste. Parents will take their kids to this film because they can't be bothered going to a proper movie. Then the kids get used to watching dumb movies and the circle continues.[/QUOTE]
Good taste? If you're 21 and watched tv as a kid, chances are you've seen TMNT.
Megan Fox isn't even a good actress.
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