[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;21300374]I don't know why everyone is raging about this post, but he is right. IIRC the only question you have to answer is how many people live in your house.
The other stuff is optional.[/QUOTE]
Because he's a paranoid fuck? I mean come on, he thinks the government is going to do something suspicious if they know how many toilets are in his house
[QUOTE=thisispain;21300436]what the fuck is a hipster[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.greatdreams.com/seventeen/generational-carter_hipster.png[/img]
[QUOTE=thisispain;21300436]what the fuck is a hipster[/QUOTE]
The new emo.
They don't deserve to be in the census anyway.
[QUOTE=thisispain;21300436]what the fuck is a hipster[/QUOTE]
Gordon Freeman according to [url=http://www.gamesradar.com/f/5-reasons-to-hate-half-life/a-20100324125537598076]This douche[/url]
So, must be a really smart physicist.
With a crowbar.
[QUOTE=Gummylamb;21300441]Because he's a paranoid fuck? I mean come on, he thinks the government is going to do something suspicious if they know how many toilets are in his house[/QUOTE]
Americans have always been paranoid about the government though.
And really, why would the government want to know how many toilets you have? What legitimate use does that number have?
I don't think they can do anything nefarious with that statistic, but they have no reason to know it either.
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;21300536]Americans have always been paranoid about the government though.
And really, why would the government want to know how many toilets you have? What legitimate use does that number have?
I don't think they can do anything nefarious with that statistic, but they have no reason to know it either.[/QUOTE]
I would tell them 20 toilets to fuck with them.
Now that this story's broke, hipsters everywhere will send in their census forms ironically.
[QUOTE=Mexican;21300572]Now that this story's broke, hipsters everywhere will send in their census forms ironically.[/QUOTE]
It will say that they have over 1000 people in there house knowing them
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Only half of the households in New York have bothered.
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ok then you know the other half
[QUOTE=CubeManv2;21298881]I marked 50 people live in my house.[/QUOTE]
My uncle wrote "human" under the race section.
sounds more like hipster just means people you don't like
[QUOTE=LazyBoy;21300797][release]
Only half of the households in New York have bothered.
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ok then you know the other half[/QUOTE]
Assuming stuff like this isn't very smart
[QUOTE=ilikecorn;21300927]It's funny, because not only does the government use this info for funding and shit, they also use it to reapportion the seats in the house, so not turning one in just gives you less of a say in government.[/QUOTE]
Or more! EVERYONE SAY THEY HAVE 10000 PEOPLE IN THERE HOUSE.
And get fined for lying?
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;21300536]Americans have always been paranoid about the government though.
And really, why would the government want to know how many toilets you have? What legitimate use does that number have?
I don't think they can do anything nefarious with that statistic, but they have no reason to know it either.[/QUOTE]
It's nice for the government to know water usage so they can more efficiently use the water they have at their disposal, and not have to take so much from other countries, which costs them money. Also affects priority for plumbing maintenance I would imagine.
It may sound mundane, but there are reasons they ask all this
[QUOTE=Gummylamb;21301085]And get fined for lying?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
Oh you silly hipsters.
[I]...participation in the 2010 Census is vital and required by law--Title 13 of the United States Code requires your response.[/I]
[QUOTE=thisispain;21300436]what the fuck is a hipster[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.latfh.com/[/url]
Any person that thinks being a Hipster makes them popular and cool needs to sort their fucking life out.
Australia's censure is next year...
Its a max of 25 years in prison or a two million dollar fine if you dont fill our census
Heres how they should fucking do it.
[b]ALLOW YOU TO FILL IT ON THE INTERNET[/b]
Aka: Put a little code on the letter on that you get in the mail. Person enters it lets you fill it out online. This prevents idiots from filling it out multiples of times and other countrys from doing it also.
I bet you the "Hipsters" rate of not filling it will take a spike down
[QUOTE=Jenkem;21299342]I guess the government has a right to know how many toilets I have.
No, sorry, I'm not going to give answers to ridiculous questions. What if some of those...[I]answers[/I]...were to be abused in the future? Don't ask me how or why, because that's not important; all the government has business knowing is how many live in my house, and I'm [I]very[/I] suspicious of why I should even have to be asked much else.[/QUOTE]
You mean like how many representatives a state has? If you knew how government worked, you would know that accurate population count is important for that.
OH NOES THEY KNOW MY RACE, NAME, AND AGE WHAT SHALL I DO?!
I just asked my wife if we filled ours out. She chucked it. Oh well, next time.
Hah, those fucking hipsters just shot themselves in the foot. I know where to unleash my MOTHERFUCKING NAPALM and rid the world of them.
I'm surprised there aren't any hipster cats pictures yet.
Census statistics are pretty easy for them to manipulate, don't matter what you put, they get what they want.
[QUOTE=dirty harry;21299101]I actually don't mind filling out questionaires.
Unless they're these stupid ones we get at school sometimes, for example;
Q. What is your attendance so far this year?
A. 98.6%
Q. How could you improve your attendance?
What the fuck are you meant to put? "Come to school"?
If they're anonymous surveys, you can have a bit of a laugh coming up with stupid answers, anyway.[/QUOTE]
A month back we did one of those anonymous have you ever tried any sort of drugs/alcohol surveys at my school. One of the questions was have you ever tried to get high off of [B]diet pills[/B].
Next to it in parentheses were examples of diet pills, and one of them was [B]skittles[/B].
Please tell me, how does one get high off [B]skittles[/B]? I really want to know.
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[QUOTE=DeadRisen;21323318]Census statistics are pretty easy for them to manipulate, don't matter what you put, they get what they want.[/QUOTE]
The guvernments out to get us guys, r3b3l!!11!!one
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[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;21323326]A month back we did one of those anonymous have you ever tried any sort of drugs/alcohol surveys at my school. One of the questions was have you ever tried to get high off of [B]diet pills[/B].
Next to it in parentheses were examples of diet pills, and one of them was [B]skittles[/B].
Please tell me, how does one get high off [B]skittles[/B]? I really want to know.[/QUOTE]
More importantly, how the hell do you define Skittles as diet pills?
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