Noisy sex woman loses appeal bid, noise decribed as "murder" and "unnatural" - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Yahnich;18299919]What the fuck? There are bans on that? To be honest, if you live in a shitty flat with thin walls you can't complain.[/QUOTE] You can hear my neighbor fucking his gf just by walking down the street and passing by his house (I have), with all the screaming and moaning she does... that shit's embarrasing... Say you're passing by with your 4 year old kid and he hears all that and he asks you "Dad, what's happening??!!! What's that??!! O.O!!", what are you gonna tell him, "Oh nothing, it's just a guy fucking some girl's brains out, chill..."? Yeah, right...

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;18300751]You can hear my neighbor fucking [B]my [/B]gf just by walking down the street and passing by his house (I have), with all the screaming and moaning she does... that shit's embarrasing... Yeah, right...[/QUOTE] This is how I read this.

[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18300794]This is how I read this.[/QUOTE] Don't reflect your relationship frustrations on me, bud :downs: .

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;18299101]MILFs aren't [i]that[/i] hard to find -if you look in the right places-... I agree, that guy has way too low standards. And actually, I can relate to that woman. My neighbors's gf (she's 39 and my neighbor 28) screams like crazy when they're having sex. They once woke me up at 5 o' clock in the morning... AAAAAHHHHHH!! OOHHHHH!!!! OOHH OHH OHHH OHH!!!!! The guy's actually pretty cool as a neighbor, but I dislike that kind of noise, specially when you know the girl's probably [i]compensating for something[/i]... I mean, wouldn't you tell her to keep it quiet or something?! IMO that's pretty embarrasing...[/QUOTE] I'd tell her. I mean, wtf. If they woke me up in the middle of the night I'd dress up go to their door and ring the shit out of them.

[quote]She said: "The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise.[b][i] I have never ever heard anything like it.[/i][/b]"[/quote] No wonder she was so bitchy

[QUOTE=Fijgum;18301125]I'd tell her. I mean, wtf. If they woke me up in the middle of the night I'd dress up go to their door and ring the shit out of them.[/QUOTE] My girl was about to do that, actually (since we live together). But I calmed her down and told her not to worry. In a month or two I'm purchasing 2 of these bad boys: [img]http://prolight.co.uk/images/media/10/1014/1014100/SPEA32/SPEA32-wf0.jpg[/img] Party speakers... pretty similar to this model probably By the time he comes knocking on my door asking me to "WOULD YOU TURN DOWN THE FUCKEN VOLUME THAT'S TOO FUCKEN LOUD!!!!!" I'm gonna go berserker on his ass >:(

yeah, im really turned on but vocal women, but this is too much :barf:

[QUOTE=wildwill;18298221]She's just ugly as sin and wants to let everyone know that she's actually getting the dick from someone.[/QUOTE] I think youve cracked the case. Ok everyone lets move on

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;18301263]My girl was about to do that, actually (since we live together). But I calmed her down and told her not to worry. In a month or two I'm purchasing 2 of these bad boys: [img]http://prolight.co.uk/images/media/10/1014/1014100/SPEA32/SPEA32-wf0.jpg[/img] Party speakers... pretty similar to this model probably By the time he comes knocking on my door asking me to "WOULD YOU TURN DOWN THE FUCKEN VOLUME THAT'S TOO FUCKEN LOUD!!!!!" I'm gonna go berserker on his ass >:([/QUOTE] [img]http://www.music-town.de/images/product_images/popup_images/dynacord_xa2basic.jpg[/img] [img]http://husbandsanddads.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tim-toolman-taylor.jpg[/img] :eng101:

[QUOTE=Tu154M;18301433][img]http://www.music-town.de/images/product_images/popup_images/dynacord_xa2basic.jpg[/img] [img]http://husbandsanddads.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tim-toolman-taylor.jpg[/img] :eng101:[/QUOTE] Hell yeah! Too bad I don't have any room for those speakers lol I'm definitely gonna blast down the walls of my apartment with Slayer and Cannibal Corpse... and HE's gonna have to shut the fuck up and take it, or else I'm _Definitely_ kicking his ass...

[QUOTE=Tu154M;18299656]Well i guess this happened over a longer timespan and on a regular basis so they just got someone to measure it or bought a dB-meter.[/QUOTE] "Hey Jim, whats the plan for tonight?" "So I bought this dB-meter..."

47 Decibels HAHA

Honestly I just think this is awesome, except the fuck ugly part. ...I wonder if i could get one of those and challenge my girlfriend :v:

[QUOTE=DuraFlex;18303404]47 Decibels HAHA[/QUOTE] Not really as loud as you think........

[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/loud_sex.png[/img]

Too bad the woman didn't tell the court "but I thought 69 would be fine...decibels I mean".

[QUOTE=ZpankR;18304030]-picture-[/QUOTE] Why didn't I think of posting this? Also, 47dB is really not that much... we had a dB-meter at school today, it started at 60dB

Interesting.... [img]http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5391/hmmmmk.jpg[/img] [img]http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5341/hassellhoff12.png[/img]

Maybe we can put all the loud people in slums. And then persecute them. :godwin: Wait, I'm a loud guy...

[img]http://husbandsanddads.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tim-toolman-taylor.jpg[/img] Maybe because she had a wrench being shoved up here vagina. :eng101:

Maybe he crawled in.

[quote]A recording of the Cartwrights having sex was played in court.[/quote] Hm.

[quote=news]A recording of the Cartwrights having sex was played in court. [/quote] Jury duty now equals torture.

[QUOTE=Fijgum;18298152]Wiki says normal conversation at 1m has 40-60dB Holy shit they look hardcore. I imagine them having bondage/latex sex: [img]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46698000/jpg/_46698472_008253145-1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I thought this was bullshit until I saw that picture. See, if the woman was hot, and you heard them fucking in your apartment complex, the mental image wouldn't be so bad.. maybe even pleasant at worst, I could put up with it. But when you know she looks like that, all you can see in your head is that saggy woman flopping around screaming with pleasure, all the folds on her belly flapping in the wind :saddowns: The guy isn't much for the eyes either, just makes the image worse knowing he's the one giving it to her.

No link to the recording on the site?

[QUOTE=Johnnsen;18298360]Whatever floats your boat.[/QUOTE] I don't think it floats.

ok, let's start telling people how to have sex

47 Decibels... That isn't loud at all. [img]http://www.osha.gov/dts/osta/otm/noise/images/common_sounds.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;18300751]You can hear my neighbor fucking his gf just by walking down the street and passing by his house (I have), with all the screaming and moaning she does... that shit's embarrasing... Say you're passing by with your 4 year old kid and he hears all that and he asks you "Dad, what's happening??!!! What's that??!! O.O!!", what are you gonna tell him, "Oh nothing, it's just a guy fucking some girl's brains out, chill..."? Yeah, right...[/QUOTE] Yeah sex is fucking gross dude! :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=mgear;18309607]47 Decibels... That isn't loud at all. [img]http://www.osha.gov/dts/osta/otm/noise/images/common_sounds.gif[/img][/QUOTE] 130 dB of people having sex. [media] [img]http://stevegarufi.com/manitoucliffdwellings8.jpg[/img] [/media] I'm happy this doesn't happen here, but I would feel way too stupid going to court complaining about my fucking (pun intended) neighbors.