Victory at last: Uwe Boll gives up on Hollywood and says 'f**k you' after three failed crowdfunding - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Rocket;47903252]This is why I don't get why people watch The Room over and over. I love Hackers. I love both National Treasure movies and Con Air. I will willingly watch them over and over. Not because they're fantastic movies, but because they're enjoyable. The fun isn't in laughing at the movie, the fun is in not talking it seriously and trying to find all the flaws and instead actually enjoying the movie for what it is. But The Room? The only fun there is laughing at it with your friends. I've tried watching it without other people around, but it's really, really boring. It's just not funny if there's nobody there to laugh with you.[/QUOTE] way too many people confuse real incompetence with tongue in cheek stuff because they don't know you can enjoy something while still thinking it sucks

The only thing he has going for him is the fact he beat the shit outta Lowtax. But yeah. What a fucking crybaby.

he also commissioned a gamedev company to make a game based on tunnel rats but that just went down the shitter, quick [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IjYw4xkfJw[/media] and it's still a full twenty (!) dollars on steam [img]http://i.imgur.com/aeCt3qq.png[/img]

Good riddance to utter rubbish.

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;47903162]Uwe Boll can go fuck himself, he got lucky with Postal and then never did anything funny ever again.[/QUOTE] The peak of comedy career was beating up Lowtax

So that's the guy that made Assault on Wall Street which won't leave my Netflix recommended box, I thought it looked like a C-movie.

[QUOTE=Ownederd;47903927]he also commissioned a gamedev company to make a game based on tunnel rats but that just went down the shitter, quick [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IjYw4xkfJw[/media] and it's still a full twenty (!) dollars on steam [img]http://i.imgur.com/aeCt3qq.png[/img][/QUOTE] Well the voice work and script is on par with a Boll film, so 10/10 for being accurate to the source material.

[QUOTE=Water-Marine;47903178]Isn't this the giant douche that literally challenged every critic that shit on his movies to a boxing match?[/QUOTE] He also promised he'd give them or allow them to take on proper lessons to have a remote idea on how to fight him (since he was a pro at some point) but eventually didn't and basically just started mashing on them in the ring without giving them a chance. Lowtax (who created Something Awful) was among that list :v:

You could say he went on a [i]rampage[/i] with this video.

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;47904143]Well the voice work and script is on par with a Boll film, so 10/10 for being accurate to the source material.[/QUOTE] It's based on a Boll film.

What's a rampage?

[QUOTE=MyAlt91;47904857]What's a rampage?[/QUOTE] an Uwe Boll

[QUOTE=Water-Marine;47903178]Isn't this the giant douche that literally challenged every critic that shit on his movies to a boxing match?[/QUOTE] He beat the fuck out of Lowtax, that's good enough for me.

[QUOTE=simkas;47904809]It's based on a Boll film.[/QUOTE] That's the joke...

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;47905066]That's the joke...[/QUOTE] The joke is that the game based on a movie has the same elements as the movie?

[QUOTE=simkas;47905105]The joke is that the game based on a movie has the same elements as the movie?[/QUOTE] The joke being that a lot of films based on games and other pre-existing stuff are quite often divergent of the source material, but this game, with its shit writing and shit voice acting, is accurate to the source materials level of quality (aka shit).

Hey, surprise Uwe: if you can't get a movie crowdfunded, the fans are not the problem.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;47905128]Hey, surprise Uwe: if you can't get a movie crowdfunded, the fans are not the problem.[/QUOTE] Well technically the fans ARE the problem, in the sense that he doesn't actually have any to crowdfund from :v:

[QUOTE=Timebomb575;47905133]Well technically the fans ARE the problem, in the sense that he doesn't actually have any to crowdfund from :v:[/QUOTE] Lack of fans is not a problem with the fans! [editline]8th June 2015[/editline] Although I guess technically anything you want to be a problem with the fans is a problem with the fans if there are none. "The fans are the problem" and "the fans are not the problem" are both true statements when there are no fans.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;47905156] Although I guess technically anything you want to be a problem with the fans is a problem with the fans if there are none. "The fans are the problem" and "the fans are not the problem" are both true statements when there are no fans.[/QUOTE] Ergo, its always the fans fault. [I]fucking fans[/I]

[QUOTE=Timebomb575;47905188]Ergo, its always the fans fault. [I]fucking fans[/I][/QUOTE] But it's also simultaneously never their fault. Stupid vacuous truth.

[QUOTE=Pteradactyl;47903148]I didn't even know he was making a third.[/QUOTE] No, he was going to make a turd, like always

I love the Postal movie. RWS are so self aware and making Postal 2: Paradise Lost proves that, especially the way they made fun of Postal 3 being a head wound coma nightmare. You couldn't have asked for a better director.

What's funny is that he nailed the coffin himself considering the kickstarter is still active. He could've done more updates or promotion to keep it afloat, but decided to say fuck it instead. Comments on the kickstarter are getting increasingly worse :v:

i liked postal. it was an okay movie. but yeah, I would never give this guy money.

How unprofessional.

[QUOTE=Water-Marine;47906454]What's funny is that he nailed the coffin himself considering the kickstarter is still active. He could've done more updates or promotion to keep it afloat, but decided to say fuck it instead. Comments on the kickstarter are getting increasingly worse :v:[/QUOTE] lets try to get it funded and then have everyone cancel their pledges in the last hour

[QUOTE=Pteradactyl;47903148]I didn't even know he was making a third.[/QUOTE] There was a second?

Nice move shooting yourself in the foot. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJwEAqzFs4[/media] Seriously, I knew his movies were awful but he's a fucking butthurt child as well. He thinks way to highly about his fucking movies, what the christ. How can you be that disillusional. How can you behave like such a massive fuckass after such a failure, I can't believe that someone could go full retard like this.

If he's got enough money to "play god" until he's dead.. then pay for the film your fucking self. Clearly he doesn't have enough faith in it either, so, as usual; fuck Uwe.