NOPE: spider so tough it eats SNAKES for breakfast

[The Vman]

Poor snake

Got tied into a knot :C

[smeismastger]

What was that one huge spider species that are generally harmless, can jump, and piss the fuck out if you annoy them ever the slightest, and proceed to chase you for about 20 meters or so until you are out of their territory?

[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/2rh9pwg.jpg[/IMG]

[sp]you are now double-checking your walls, floors, and ceilings.[/sp]

[長門有希]

In Russia, killing spiders is considered bad luck.

[eemmzz]

I knew I shouldn't have come into this thread. :(

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=Ezhik;34971964]In Russia, killing spiders is considered bad luck.[/QUOTE]If they had spiders like the ones in Australia or other countries cursed with a similarly lethal menagerie, it would be a completely different story :v:

[Parakon]

If i lived in a country with huge spiders i'd probably own a gun for the express purpose of spider-defense. the holes in the wall would be worth their weight in dead monsters.

[Antdawg]

[QUOTE=Parakon;34972175]If i lived in a country with huge spiders i'd probably own a gun for the express purpose of spider-defense. the holes in the wall would be worth their weight in dead monsters.[/QUOTE]

They wouldn't be worth it.

Spiders are amazing for keeping pests out, which is why I (I live in Australia) don't kill any spiders I see around the house.

[thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Centipede.jpg[/thumb]

I'd rather having spiders around the house than these (well for some stupid reason I have a fear of animals with lots of legs, but that's just me).

[kaze4159]

[QUOTE=Parakon;34972175]If i lived in a country with huge spiders i'd probably own a gun for the express purpose of spider-defense. the holes in the wall would be worth their weight in dead monsters.[/QUOTE]

I'd probably just keep my house pumped full of neurotoxin and live in a hazmat suit

[Within]

[QUOTE=Parakon;34972175]If i lived in a country with huge spiders i'd probably own a gun for the express purpose of spider-defense. the holes in the wall would be worth their weight in dead monsters.[/QUOTE]

I'd get a pet bear. My gun could be mangled in web and I could be sucked in with it and poisoned.

[Scrimp]

Never picture that in your head when you're on the toilet.

[gerbile5]

[QUOTE=Antdawg;34972221]They wouldn't be worth it.

Spiders are amazing for keeping pests out, which is why I (I live in Australia) don't kill any spiders I see around the house.

[thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Centipede.jpg[/thumb]

I'd rather having spiders around the house than these (well for some stupid reason I have a fear of animals with lots of legs, but that's just me).[/QUOTE]

yeah a small ass spider is fine not that damn thing in the op

[ItsMozy]

I tend to lift my feet from the ground when seeing this kind of shit. Oh god If It would see this motherfucker in real life I would pray to anything to hit me in the face with a rock.

[ZombieDawgs]

In Britain the biggest spiders we get have the body the size of your thumb nail at max, legs vary.

motherfuck these things annoy me, I can't imagine one with a body the size of my fucking hand.

Tarantulas don't scare me as much, but fuck you go away no no get the fuck away if I ever saw one.

[Hodd Toward]

[video=youtube;gwnPFryXF6g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwnPFryXF6g[/video]

[Beau_Chaotica]

[QUOTE=shian;34969881]
David and Goliath: The 14cm-long spider makes light work of the snake, pulling it into a more manageable 'bite-sized' meal

Still, you wouldn't want to be bitten by one if it can do this to a 14cm long Aurora house snake, even if it is harmless.[/QUOTE]

So which is it?

[joost1120]

[QUOTE=gerbile5;34972485]yeah a small ass spider is fine not that damn thing in the op[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I'd rather have a small spider that tends to sit in places where you will place your foot. The spider also happens to be the most dangerous spider in the world.

[SundayRoast]

The best defense against one of those huge spiders would propably be a Co2 bb-gun.

[Madman_Andre]

[QUOTE=smeismastger;34971513]What was that one huge spider species that are generally harmless, can jump, and piss the fuck out if you annoy them ever the slightest, and proceed to chase you for about 20 meters or so until you are out of their territory?

[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/2rh9pwg.jpg[/IMG]

[sp]you are now double-checking your walls, floors, and ceilings.[/sp][/QUOTE]
One word: [I][B]Shotgun[/B][/I].

[Rosek]

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;34973058]One word: [I][B]Shotgun[/B][/I].[/QUOTE]

Then burn the house down, just to make sure.

[Arvuti]

[QUOTE=smeismastger;34971513]What was that one huge spider species that are generally harmless, can jump, and piss the fuck out if you annoy them ever the slightest, and proceed to chase you for about 20 meters or so until you are out of their territory?

[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/2rh9pwg.jpg[/IMG]

[sp]you are now double-checking your walls, floors, and ceilings.[/sp][/QUOTE]

[img]http://torwars.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/flamethrower.jpg[/Img]

[NorthernFall]

[QUOTE=Last or First;34970300]KILL IT WITH FIRE
WHY HASN'T ANYBODY KILLED IT WITH FIRE YET

I just realized: what the fuck will the spider do with the bones? Cut them off and leave them on the floor? Leave them up as decoration? Make spider weapons to wage war on humanity?[/QUOTE]

Skull throne :v:

[Griff]

I recommend this [URL="http://http://bogleech.com/arachnophobia.html"]article[/URL]

[Instant Mix]

spider legs creep me the fuck out. I think that's what i'm scared of most. Fast moving , little twig-like fuckerinos

[An Armed Bear]

[QUOTE=Antdawg;34972221]They wouldn't be worth it.

Spiders are amazing for keeping pests out, which is why I (I live in Australia) don't kill any spiders I see around the house.

[thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Centipede.jpg[/thumb]

I'd rather having spiders around the house than these (well for some stupid reason I have a fear of animals with lots of legs, but that's just me).[/QUOTE]

Well at least spiders are generally shy; those fuckers are always angry all the time and will bite you multiple times.

[Dr Kevorkian]

[QUOTE=Scrimp;34972428]Never picture that in your head when you're on the toilet.[/QUOTE]

You mother fucker, I haven't pictured that scenario in years, and now it's back in my head.

[Arnold]

[QUOTE=smeismastger;34971513]What was that one huge spider species that are generally harmless, can jump, and piss the fuck out if you annoy them ever the slightest, and proceed to chase you for about 20 meters or so until you are out of their territory?

[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/2rh9pwg.jpg[/IMG]

[sp]you are now double-checking your walls, floors, and ceilings.[/sp][/QUOTE]
What the fuck man now I have to go outside.

[Tomsterz13]

What is going on with these spider news? First they say that there are some spiderflies and now there are spiders that eat snakes? What next, postal turning into a some sort of spider thing that can fly and eat snakes?

[Richard Longflop]

Want one as a pet. I will make enemies just so I can feed said enemies to this beast.

[Led Zeppelin]

This is why I love living in a temperate climate. No huge horrible creatures that can kill you with a glance.

[Grenadiac]

[QUOTE=farmatyr;34974021]What the fuck man now I have to go outside.[/QUOTE]

don't do it man it's not safe

[editline]3rd March 2012[/editline]

spiders come from there