NOPE: spider so tough it eats SNAKES for breakfast - Polidicks

[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;34972790]In Britain the biggest spiders we get have the body the size of your thumb nail at max, legs vary. motherfuck these things annoy me, I can't imagine one with a body the size of my fucking hand. Tarantulas don't scare me as much, but fuck you go away no no get the fuck away if I ever saw one.[/QUOTE] Since last year I've been getting spiders with bodies the length of 2 to 3 of my thumb nails. I live in northern England. It's been horrible. The legs are absolutely massive also. No idea why the spiders have suddenly become super sized.

[QUOTE=smeismastger;34971513]What was that one huge spider species that are generally harmless, can jump, and piss the fuck out if you annoy them ever the slightest, and proceed to chase you for about 20 meters or so until you are out of their territory? [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/2rh9pwg.jpg[/IMG] [sp]you are now double-checking your walls, floors, and ceilings.[/sp][/QUOTE] Is there an original video source for that?

[QUOTE=Emz;34974533]3 of my thumb nails.[/QUOTE] D:

[QUOTE=Flubadoo;34974681]Is there an original video source for that?[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;MEkAAK_NuBQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEkAAK_NuBQ[/video]

Ahh, well if it isn't my long forgotten friend arachnophobia. Been a while hasn't it? :tinfoil:

I am a huge pansy when it comes to spiders, But I used to pet my best friend's tarantula until it died :( Also I live in Florida, and right behind my house it is like a fucking jungle.

[QUOTE=Scrimp;34972428]Never picture that in your head when you're on the toilet.[/QUOTE] I can barely poop anymore cause I had a nightmare where I pooped a millipede and it walked up my back.

[QUOTE=Chickens!;34974929]I can barely poop anymore cause I had a nightmare where I pooped a millipede and it walked up my back.[/QUOTE] what the fuck dude?

[QUOTE=Lomme;34972916][video=youtube;gwnPFryXF6g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwnPFryXF6g[/video][/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4[/media] [QUOTE=Chickens!;34974929]I can barely poop anymore cause I had a nightmare where I pooped a millipede and it walked up my back.[/QUOTE] Wonder what that symbolizes.

[QUOTE=Chickens!;34974929]I can barely poop anymore cause I had a nightmare where I pooped a millipede and it walked up my back.[/QUOTE] Bitch millipedes are chill as fuck. Centipedes are the ones you should be worried about. Fuck those

[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;34970326]woah man ur hardcore i bet you ditch school to go play cod[/QUOTE] cod. cause fat wankers think they can do good in the army

I am now fearing for my two pet snakes' lives. Even though I don't live in Africa.

[QUOTE=farmatyr;34974754][video=youtube;MEkAAK_NuBQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEkAAK_NuBQ[/video][/QUOTE] NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE WHY DO I KEEP COMING BACK?! I ALWAYS SCREAM AND FALL OUTTA MY CHAIR!

Why are people here so scared of spiders? And i thought I was a pussy.

[QUOTE=pessimistic;34977810]Why are people here so scared of spiders? And i thought I was a pussy.[/QUOTE] Phobias, some people are afraid of spiders and some people aren't.

[QUOTE=pessimistic;34977810]Why are people here so scared of spiders? And i thought I was a pussy.[/QUOTE] because... the're awful?

Well now every step I take around my house is going to be paranoia.

Yeah... you can keep that all to yourself South Africa.

I live in England so the spiders I come across are not as big but the biggest spider I have ever seen crawled onto my pc monitor whilst I was concentrating. The second I saw it I kicked the desk as hard as I could flying my chair back so I could get away. Sadly I was in my room so I did not go far before hitting my wardrobe and having to find a weapon. I also have a number of posters around my bed and I often year there is a spider living behind it. If I feel the need I get a book and hit the dam thing just encase there is one hiding behind.

[QUOTE=Antdawg;34972221]They wouldn't be worth it. Spiders are amazing for keeping pests out, which is why I (I live in Australia) don't kill any spiders I see around the house. [thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Centipede.jpg[/thumb] I'd rather having spiders around the house than these (well for some stupid reason I have a fear of animals with lots of legs, but that's just me).[/QUOTE] That's why I fill my house with Gecko's, not fucking spiders. [img]http://www.photocase.com/stock-photos/6719-stock-photo-dangerous-wild-animal-thailand-iguana-saurians-gecko.jpg[/img]

Thank goodness I live in the south, the worst we have are crocodiles!

When i was young i thought i saw this huge spider started walking across my driveway and i just happened to have a basketball with me. It wasn't huge, those were just the babies.

[QUOTE=BenJammin';34970272]Facepunch is a pussy faggot when it comes to spiders. Get a stompin boot. STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF IT. Problem solved.[/QUOTE] Or just quickly smack em with your palm. Can't bite you when their fangs are reduced to slushy :v: [editline]3rd March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=ForgottenKane;34979616]That's why I fill my house with Gecko's, not fucking spiders. [img]http://www.photocase.com/stock-photos/6719-stock-photo-dangerous-wild-animal-thailand-iguana-saurians-gecko.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I fucking love geckos.

Aw man that poor snake.

[QUOTE=Jetblack357;34981911]Or just quickly smack em with your palm. Can't bite you when their fangs are reduced to slushy :v: [editline]3rd March 2012[/editline] I fucking love geckos.[/QUOTE] Would this happen to be you by any chance? [IMG]http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/brycehoops/default/geico-gecko-good-friend-mine--large-msg-121887345769.jpg[/IMG]

I am quite tempted to get a Tarantula for a pet. Don't think I'd be feeding it snakes though.

Fuck that. I'm glad that thing lives on a different continent to me.

Humans: Not afraid of bears, sharks, crocodiles, wolves and tigers but horribly terrified of a little spider

[QUOTE=BCell;34983182]Humans: Not afraid of bears, sharks, crocodiles, wolves and tigers but horribly terrified of a little spider[/QUOTE] Because of the following reasons: 1. Spiders are venomous 2. Spiders can hide anywhere i.e. shoes 3. Can crawl on you or into your clothing

Once i saw an army of ants carrying a fucking huge glossy-blue centipete on the wall In the bathroom While i was taking a shower Thank you very much, ants.