Twilight MMO announced - Polidicks

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This is the only thread on FP I have ever lolled at simply by reading the thread title.

[QUOTE=FlibbleDibble;16337819]It's a fix for the fags who think they're vampires after watching the film.[/QUOTE] Well then. "I’m thinking of including New Moon into the project as well. I really think it’s important to allow players to experience being... vampire..." ?

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Oh god.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs[/media] whoops, my bad

THERES ALREADY A THREAD YTOU BILAWONG [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=781083[/url]

[b]TROLLING GOLDMINE.[/b] :smug:

[QUOTE=Wiggles;16337960]Expect the launch to be a massive failure due to non-stop DDoS attacks, followed by the biggest raid in online gaming history.[/QUOTE] All fear the power of the internet and it's singular hive mind!

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I really have to hand it to these guys; before I heard about this I had never even thought about killing myself.

That's one way to make my day suck.

Prolly fake lol. It isn't going to get anywhere even if it was real.

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"Non-linear"?

Troll the fuckers when it comes out

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I'm going to bet that once/if this comes out, it'll be griefed and trolled to every extent possible.

[QUOTE=Alde;16337811]Twilight: The Video Game? Why do they always slap "the video game" on everything? Is it really necessary?[/QUOTE] When publishers see a cash cow such as the likes of Twilight, yes. It is. It is imperative in the publishers eyes to create a game with a fanbase already dedicated to the ip. [editline]08:23PM[/editline] This is just going to be 4chan fodder for the first 8 months of uptime

He's asking why don't they just call it Twilight.

I noticed how the article identified the game as an "MMOG", not an "MMO[b]RP[/b]G". I'd assume they did that because they know damn well that all of the crazy Twilight girls would just stand around in the game and talk about how "ZOMG awesome and sexy Edward is <3", rather than attempt to roleplay their characters (which is difficult in any MMORPG to begin with due to MMORPG's tendencies to be rather stat-based). If in some horrific turn of events this game turns out to be decent, I'd lol if they created a Twilight tabletop roleplaying game.

also: WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMNIT [editline]10:24PM[/editline] asshole broke my automerge

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[QUOTE=HolyCrusade;16340064]also: WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMNIT [editline]10:24PM[/editline] asshole broke my automerge[/QUOTE]Who are you a' callin' asshole, you couldn't even line up the automerge hole.

[QUOTE=Doug52392;16340063]I noticed how the article identified the game as an "MMOG", not an "MMO[b]RP[/b]G". I'd assume they did that because they know damn well that all of the crazy Twilight girls would just stand around in the game and talk about how awesome and sexy Edward is, rather than attempt to roleplay their characters (which is difficult in any MMORPG to begin with due to MMORPG's tendencies to be rather stat-based). If in some horrific turn of events this game turns out to be decent, I'd lol if they created a Twilight tabletop roleplaying game.[/QUOTE] Well, to be fair it pretty much just says that there are only 2 roles to play at all. Edward, and that bitchy chick. Why would anyone want to roleplay as anyone else?

It is legit... [url]http://www.twilightthevideogame.com/[/url] After playing the game, [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkQDyObctEQ[/MEDIA]

How to succeed at Twilight MMO: 1) Name your character Buffy. 2) Go human and immediately get into fights with every vampire you see. 3) If you die, do not worry! This is simply what we call a season ending. 4) Get friends to play everyone else.