Mother Chooses Pet Crocodile Over Husband

[Triumph Forks]

I for one welcome our reptilian overlords

[IMA SHAARK]

Where to get pet crocodile?

[yuki]

I'd totally choose the crocodile. How fucking awesome would that be?

[ryandaniels]

Awesome

[Rosek]

I wonder what kind of meat she feeds it.

[evilweazel]

Strap a bomb to it.

[editline]10:24PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Rosek;17854571]I wonder what kind of meat she feeds it.[/QUOTE]

Baby

[GhostSonic]

One day that crocodile will turn on her family, and her husband will be at a safe distance, watching the entire thing happen, and he'll just stand there, laughing.

[SigmaLambda]

[QUOTE=T-Minus10;17852374][IMG]http://i33.tinypic.com/1054kud.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

ahahaha look at that fukkin alligator

it's all like "I don't give a fuck"

[ManxKat]

I'm heading down there to train the croc to fucking kill like its fucking supposed to.

[:smug:]

Awwwwwwww :saddowns:

I want one :love:

[PLing]

Seeing as the croc hasn't eaten the kid for the few years they've been raised I don't think it's gonna do it anytime soon. It looks so peaceful in the pic anyway.

[void~]

Man, that Husband must've been [i]some[/i] Croc Block.

[evilweazel]

[QUOTE=Void Skull;17866541]Man, that Husband must've been [i]some[/i] Croc Block.[/QUOTE]

:effort:

try harder big boy.

[Drasnus]

I want one.

I'd call it snappy.

[the_shape]

I'd like to have a non-agressive croc.
Crocs are pretty cool.

[professional]

It's an incredibly tiny croc, a freshwater croc from the look of it.

When I first read, I thought she had a fully grown saltwater mankiller running around her house. That would've been badass.

[Ori Child]

Croc's are ugly! how could she choose one over her husband?
[IMG]http://earthskyknitter.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/crocs.jpg[/img]

[zeebiedeebie]

That crocodile doesn't feel compassion for that bitch. He's just waiting for the right time to strike.

[MadmanMad]

[QUOTE=SigmaLambda;17855552]ahahaha look at that fukkin alligator

it's all like "I don't give a fuck"[/QUOTE]

What face would you expect it to be pulling.

They can't exactly make any other expressions.

[trent_roolz]

[QUOTE=Seth2492;17852427]No one could possibly think that this is a good idea.[/QUOTE]

She would let a domesticated one sleep with her son but that doesn't make sense? It wouldn't make sense to let a wild one sleep with her son, in the same way you would let a domesticated dog sleep with your child but not a wild one.

[FartingDog]

Wow what a bitch. She can go suck my croc.

[Antonahill]

Who the hell leaves a crocodile on somebody's doorstep?

[SantanaDVX]

I hope the croc eats her.
That bitch.

[Faren]

hahahaha what the fuck
YOU SURPRISE ME AGAIN, MY HOMELAND OF AUSTRALIA

[Riotashuma]

I bet when she booted her Husband out, she said, See you Later Alligator!
:smug:

[editline]10:22PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Ori Child;17876026]Croc's are ugly! how could she choose one over her husband?
[IMG]http://earthskyknitter.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/crocs.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

There comfortable as fuck.
I wore those 24/7 this summer.

[ProboardslolV2]

very good, ms. freeman, you have chosen wisely, ill see you up ahead

[Faren]

[QUOTE=Riotashuma;17892907]I bet when she booted her Husband out, she said, See you Later Alligator!
:smug:

[editline]10:22PM[/editline]

There comfortable as fuck.
I wore those 24/7 this summer.[/QUOTE]

You're not welcome here with those shoes on.

[DuraFlex]

Fucking Awesome I want a pet alligator

[Reaver1991]

I want a pet Doriol.

[Naas]

[img]http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images/paul-hogan-as_michael-j-crocodile-dundee.jpg[/img]
Are they maybe related?