Colorful Cunt Cookies: A Mother Bakes Vagina Cookies and Flips Her Shit When a 2nd Grade Teacher Say
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[QUOTE=MatheusMCardoso;46068387]I'm all for sex ed, but how is this shit educational? It's embarassing. They should be learning how to clean their wee-wees properly, not how to eat pussy.[/QUOTE]
You shouldn't teach sex ed to 7 year olds. Do it when they hit puberty
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;46068178]the wording makes it sound like the Vagina is some sort of omni-present eldritch being who must be pleased ritually or else humanity would risk incurring its wrath.[/QUOTE]
That's not the truth?
[editline]24th September 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=AntonioR;46068244]Those cookies look like some eatable Fleshlight add-ons... maybe she should patent them, there could be a market for those.[/QUOTE]
quick, go to invent-tech and get all the credit.
I like how she's complaining about this shit without even halfway trying to think that maybe the other kids' parents, specifically the male children, might not want them to see them?
Really? Not one of you have said "I'd eat that pussy" yet.
I'd buy one and fuck it right in front of her just to see the look on her face as i defile her ~le sexual freedom~ cookies
Someone needs to call child services, this doesn't sound like a safe parent.
[QUOTE=gk99;46068557]I like how she's complaining about this shit without even halfway trying to think that maybe the other kids' parents, specifically the male children, might not want them to see them?[/QUOTE]
"But MY OPINIONS are the only ones that matter"
[QUOTE=AJ10017;46068220]A second grade kid shouldnt have penises and vaginas shoved down their throat at that age[/QUOTE]
:v:
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;46068178]the wording makes it sound like the Vagina is some sort of omni-present eldritch being who must be pleased ritually or else humanity would risk incurring its wrath.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;GF8aaTu2kg0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF8aaTu2kg0?t=4m13s][/video]
4:13
I feel bad for that woman's child. They are gonna have it rough. Makes me glad my parents weren't that bat shit crazy, or as easily offended.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;46068178]the wording makes it sound like the Vagina is some sort of omni-present eldritch being who must be pleased ritually or else humanity would risk incurring its wrath.[/QUOTE]
[t]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091111190709/borderlands/images/a/a9/The_Destroyer.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=usaokay;46068118]At least it isn't penis-shaped cookies.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/z0VB3jH.png[/img]
[QUOTE=AJ10017;46068220] A second grade kid shouldnt have penises and vaginas shoved down their throat at that age[/QUOTE]
you can't stop me ;)
I wonder if she made any ginger cookievags.
They taste kinda cunty
[QUOTE=l337k1ll4;46068156][IMG]http://puu.sh/bMwJq/6f23e12129.jpg[/IMG]
When your defense is that you were only trying to teach 7 year old kids how to please your vagina I think it's time to rethink your argument.[/QUOTE]
"Hello, I'm a Vagina's Witness. Have you received the good word of our lord and savior Vagina?"
I feel bad for the girl who's going to be known as "the daughter of that psycho vagina lady" years from now.
Well there goes my ideas for fund raisers....
Okay who wants an orgy
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Tui0NKB.png[/img]
What the fuck
[QUOTE=cani;46068677]Someone needs to call child services, this doesn't sound like a safe parent.[/QUOTE]
Her kids are gonna be messed up when they're older.
Kind of an aside here, but is anyone else really sick of this bullshit "journalism" that's becoming more prevalent lately, where people literally just take threads off Reddit and write a brief summary of them and act as if it's news? It's lazy and pointless and I'm getting really sick of it.
[QUOTE=kitthehacker;46070967]Kind of an aside here, but is anyone else really sick of this bullshit "journalism" that's becoming more prevalent lately, where people literally just take threads off Reddit and write a brief summary of them and act as if it's news? It's lazy and pointless and I'm getting really sick of it.[/QUOTE]
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back on topic, i really cant see how people think its ok to bake vagina cookies and think its ok to serve to children. as someone in the thread mentioned before, if a guy baked them, or penis cookies, he would be appearing before a judge right about now. and to be fair, that fact pisses me off more than the whole cookie thing.
[QUOTE=No_Excuses;46069914]Her kids are gonna be messed up when they're older.[/QUOTE]
They're gonna be [I]crazy good[/I] in bed, though.
[QUOTE=Riller;46071087]They're gonna be [I]crazy good[/I] in bed, though.[/QUOTE]
until the girl pants "where did you learn how to do that" and they say, "my mum taught me"
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;46068699]"But MY OPINIONS are the only ones that matter"[/QUOTE]"Your rights end where my feels begin."
[QUOTE=Super Saiyan Yerbs;46071103]until the girl pants "where did you learn how to do that" and they say, "my mum taught me"[/QUOTE]
Even worse if they said, "my 2nd grade classmate's mum taught me"
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;46068178]the wording makes it sound like the Vagina is some sort of omni-present eldritch being who must be pleased ritually or else humanity would risk incurring its wrath.[/QUOTE]
So the story of Forbidden Siren 2?
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