Man Googles himself, finds he’s among ‘Most Wanted,’ and promptly surrenders - Polidicks

I was in blues clues [url]http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3635251/[/url]

[QUOTE=vagrant;44249567]if they find him he should serve community service by working at alcatraz[/QUOTE] "And here's the cell where I shanked that asshole Steve, got a months solitary for that."

I am a sex offender. Once I Googled myself, I found I was also apparently a football coach! Ha ha!

bda you say you're a sex offender an awful lot i'm starting to become concerned it's not a joke anymore

[QUOTE=cardfan212;44251556]Oh wow, I did not know this, but I share most of the name of the soldier in this picture. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/James_Blake_Miller_as_Marlboro_Marine.jpg[/img] His name is James Blake Miller, I'm Blake Miller. Interesting.[/QUOTE] You share part of a name with someone else? Wow like what are the chances of that!

I guess I [url=http://www.nybooks.com/books/imprints/classics/testing-the-current/]wrote a book[/url]. Nearly ten years before I was born, even!

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;44252232]bda you say you're a sex offender an awful lot i'm starting to become concerned it's not a joke anymore[/QUOTe] Dear Brick, Your concerns are noted! I do, however, say it out of amusement, and not obligation! I find it very funny that sex offenders are legally required to announce that they inform people of their sex offender status, because it is abrupt, and impossible to naturally work into a conversation without immediately alienating everybody within the circle of communication ("Boy, this is some nice weather we're having, huh? I am a sex offender."), but I am not myself currently a sex offender of any flavor, nor am I at risk of, or intending towards, becoming one! Thank you, and I apologize for any confusion that may have resulted in this jest. Cordially yours, BDA. I am not a sex offender.

I only find myself on the first page results from all kind of random crap :v: [editline]16th March 2014[/editline] I do know my first name is from some french cartoon

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;44252446]Dear Brick, Your concerns are noted! I do, however, say it out of amusement, and not obligation! I find it very funny that sex offenders are legally required to announce that they inform people of their sex offender status, because it is abrupt, and impossible to naturally work into a conversation without immediately alienating everybody within the circle of communication ("Boy, this is some nice weather we're having, huh? I am a sex offender."), but I am not myself currently a sex offender of any flavor, nor am I at risk of, or intending towards, becoming one! Thank you, and I apologize for any confusion that may have resulted in this jest. Cordially yours, BDA. I am not a sex offender.[/QUOTE] Huh, that sounds [i]exactly what a sex offender would say[/i].

Since we're talking about googling yourself, I did that once a few years back, turns out I've been dead & buried for ages. Even found a picture of the tombstone with my exact name on it. I also found a tombstone with my brother's exact name on it as well, according to it he died a few years after me iirc. Being dead is fucking crazy

[QUOTE=YourStalker;44251156]How do you even escape an island like that, I only thought one guy escaped. That would make for a good game though.[/QUOTE] No one ever escaped, except (possibly) those three. It was the most daring and intricate escape in American history, and no one knows if they ever managed to escape. A Clint Eastwood movie was made from the events.

[QUOTE=DaCommie1;44249992]Apparently I'm a middle-aged woman in Australia.[/QUOTE] Better than me, I died in WW1

I covered an alice in chains song once apparently [editline]16th March 2014[/editline] i'm pretty good

15 pages into google and I can honestly say I'm the only me there is. I can't find anyone else with my name.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;44252446]Dear Brick, Your concerns are noted! I do, however, say it out of amusement, and not obligation! I find it very funny that sex offenders are legally required to announce that they inform people of their sex offender status, because it is abrupt, and impossible to naturally work into a conversation without immediately alienating everybody within the circle of communication ("Boy, this is some nice weather we're having, huh? I am a sex offender."), but I am not myself currently a sex offender of any flavor, nor am I at risk of, or intending towards, becoming one! Thank you, and I apologize for any confusion that may have resulted in this jest. Cordially yours, BDA. I am not a sex offender.[/QUOTE] Game over.

I googled myself, turns out I'm a soccer player.

apparently this is me [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-f9Uvg1nBSLk/T4JgbPuzdQI/AAAAAAAAE-A/VWfEm0GuL0M/s1600/slc+trip,wedding+shower,+baby+blessingx2+093.JPG[/IMG]

This is what the first website that was there when I googled my name. [quote] Dear **** Congratulations on being awarded Australian of the Year. Your contributions on and off the football field are great and deserving of recognition. The award gives you the opportunity to highlight and lead the fight against racism in Australian society. But here’s the thing ****. Racism in Australia is systemic. It is not just that the Prime Minister who gave you this award is a racist. It is that the capitalist system he manages for big business uses racism deliberately to divide workers. The Northern Territory Intervention was and is so racist that the Howard Liberal government had to exclude the application of the Racial Discrimination Act to it. Labor of course in power kept the intervention going. There’s another side to this systemic racism too ****. It isn’t just indigenous Australians who suffer it. Anti-Muslim hysteria is another divide and conquer tactic of the Australian ruling class. As long as we workers are fighting among ourselves over the colour of a fellow worker’s skin the better able capital is to pay us less. Fighting among ourselves means we are less likely to fight the boss for better wages and less powerful when we do so. The bosses are cunning too. They create fake ‘enemies’ like boat people to distract us from the realities of life under capitalism. Indigenous Australians are another of that group of the fake ‘enemy’ that the bosses use to unify us around capital. ****, I am pleased you have committed to fighting racism. But racism against Aborigines is not just about being called rotten racist names and abused. It is about 26% of the prison population being Aboriginal when your people make up about 3 percent of the population. It is about black deaths in custody. It’s about the mortality gap with Aborigines dying ten or more years on average earlier than the non-Aboriginal population. It is about chronic disease and extreme and widespread poverty. These are systemic issues ****. Your appointment might be part of a clever strategy of the ruling class to give the impression of doing something without actually doing anything. It is like Abbott’s enthusiasm for recognising indigenous Australians in the preamble to the Constitution – words without substance. It’s like Kevin Rudd’s Stolen Generations’ Apology or Keating’s Redfern speech – fine words without in any way addressing the systemic issues. Tom O’Lincoln summed up what was at the heart of those issues **** in an article about invasion and resistance in Red Flag and re-posted on this blog. Let me repeat his words. He said: Capitalism could not flourish without crushing the resistance of people who wanted to live differently – that has been true in every corner of the globe. Private property, wage labour and the drive to accumulate capital were incompatible with Aboriginal society. That incompatibility was the basis of the genocide that followed. That genocide and its impacts continue today. ****, as an Aboriginal Australian and Australian of the Year, you are in a special position to challenge the systemic racism and genocide that is Australian capitalism. Make the most of it. Not for you but for your people. I’ll write again in a year, ****, and I hope together we can celebrate some real victories over systemic racism. John[/quote] And this is the photo above the message. [img]http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Adam+Goodes+AFL+Press+Conference+faMoDZLPSKDl.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=cardfan212;44251556]Oh wow, I did not know this, but I share most of the name of the soldier in this picture. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/James_Blake_Miller_as_Marlboro_Marine.jpg[/img] His name is James Blake Miller, I'm Blake Miller. Interesting.[/QUOTE] But thats Obama

the first results for mine are some LinkedIn profiles but then it gets to mug shots, health issues like cancer and tumours

My results is my Facebook page. On incognito mode, yeah. I have an unusual combination of first name and surname.

[QUOTE=SHITBULLET;44252679]Since we're talking about googling yourself, I did that once a few years back, turns out I've been dead & buried for ages. Even found a picture of the tombstone with my exact name on it. I also found a tombstone with my brother's exact name on it as well, according to it he died a few years after me iirc.[/QUOTE] the day you discovered you're a time traveler

Went though all 3 of my names (past and present) and only my current one came up with this as the 9th link and was actually relevant to me. "I defended against a #zergrush on Google Search.•" [url]https://plus.google.com/116387652537546754101/posts/gH8AiXJ6xLG[/url]

When I Google myself, I come up. Which is cool because if you swap my middle and first names (last is the same) you get a famous philosopher

I google myself and all I find is geology professors

I googled myself and all that showed up was myself, then I saw my name was in IMDB and I got really excited like is there and actor with my name but nop it was just me again for working on a student film a long time ago.

Aging NASCAR driver represent here.

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;44249792]Apparantley I'm a doctor, that's news to me :v:[/QUOTE] Apparently I died when I was 13 from some rare disease.

[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrishall"]Apprently I'm a small village in Essex[/URL]

All that comes up for me is this man: [t]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PwCH1M2Ikt8/UHRxuIhgweI/AAAAAAAADuE/o7Y9XW2kcrI/s1600/Mike+Mentzer+Scan9.JPG[/t]