Man Googles himself, finds he’s among ‘Most Wanted,’ and promptly surrenders - Polidicks

[QUOTE=SHITBULLET;44252679]Since we're talking about googling yourself, I did that once a few years back, turns out I've been dead & buried for ages. Even found a picture of the tombstone with my exact name on it. I also found a tombstone with my brother's exact name on it as well, according to it he died a few years after me iirc. Being dead is fucking crazy[/QUOTE] I was watching an old movie once, and the protagonist visited the grave of his father. His father had the same exact name as my own, which was spooky.

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;44259946]I was watching an old movie once, and the protagonist visited the grave of his father. His father had the same exact name as my own, which was spooky.[/QUOTE] Was the movie set in the future?

[QUOTE=Dissolution;44250150][IMG]http://puu.sh/7wZGQ.jpg[/IMG] Haha what the fuck They all look like characters in Bioshock or something[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/UsBGaUb.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;44252446]Dear Brick, Your concerns are noted! I do, however, say it out of amusement, and not obligation! I find it very funny that sex offenders are legally required to announce that they inform people of their sex offender status, because it is abrupt, and impossible to naturally work into a conversation without immediately alienating everybody within the circle of communication ("Boy, this is some nice weather we're having, huh? I am a sex offender."), but I am not myself currently a sex offender of any flavor, nor am I at risk of, or intending towards, becoming one! Thank you, and I apologize for any confusion that may have resulted in this jest. Cordially yours, BDA. I am not a sex offender.[/QUOTE] honey, will you marry me? i'm a sex offender.

Apparently, I was a person who was charged for financial fraud by a defunct bank in Chicago.

Duke University professor [i]with tenure[/i]

Gay man in a British soap opera checking in also i've apparently permeated enough of the internet that a picture of Cristina Scabbia shows up in the image list, i've been laughing about that

Apparantly I'm a dead US Navy medic who died of a drug overdose at age 30 while on base.

I googled myself and i found out i'm not only dead, but also worked on The Boondock Saints. [url]http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0109578/[/url]

I'm ripped as fuck, and the (probably enormously rich) personal trainer to Tom Hardy

Apparently i'm this guy [url]http://smallville.wikia.com/wiki/Adam_Knight[/url]

[QUOTE=seba079;44249597]Plot twist, he's been working there as a janitor for the past 52 years EDIT: shit, it closed in '63, I forgot :c[/QUOTE] It's okay he's 88 he probably forgot too.

Apparently I'm a doctor on the other side of the country.

I'm still a Photographer from Chicago, except with [url=rekit.deviantart.com]more naked people[/url] I'm actually facebook friends with the guy and he hates it when I like a status because people accuse him of liking his own posts

Googled my name Got this guy [t]https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS145nSvToGsIxAS-DANL9IWm97TGnX4Ie2O03eM9K8cYz84vW33g[/t] Lel.

[QUOTE=Dissolution;44250150][IMG]http://puu.sh/7wZGQ.jpg[/IMG] Haha what the fuck They all look like characters in Bioshock or something[/QUOTE] Didn't these guys get a movie based on them starring Clint Eastwood? It was even called Escape from Alcatraz. That movie's tight [editline]17th March 2014[/editline] I remember watching this scene when I was like 8 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6q6UScl_Ww[/media]

Apparently I'm like the #1 presence for my own name but there is some also some 13 year old kid that shares my name that's also apparently a cunty Bieber fan. He has brought much shame and dishonor to the name and shall be silenced.

My friends husband died in a car crash and she found out from seeing it on the news. They released it on the news before telling her. This reminds me of that, both incredibly awful things.

[QUOTE=Del91;44251223]I race in Triathalons and own an oil company in Texas apparently.[/QUOTE] OH! Also I was a character in the show Charmed I guess. [editline]18th March 2014[/editline] In the 1990 US census, the year before I was born, there were 8 other people in the whole United states with the same name as me. aka no one.