Rick Perry partner John Hagee: U.S. Can't Win Wars Because Of Satan Worship - Polidicks

It took moses 40 yeas to take the promised land

Good job oversimplifying it Jonny. Oh no, the tactics, logistical efficiency, weapons, air superiority, and firepower have nothing to do with winning wars. Nope, it's just Satan worship. We blasted through WWII because WWII was a conventional war against nations, not against terrorist groups.

[QUOTE=Raptor_Girl;31191822]And this is the reason why I don't like religion: Too many nutjobs. Whatever happened to "Love thy neighbor?" Hell. The new testament basically threw out the old testament. I assume the OT is where there nutters are getting most of their material. Even then, they'd probably warp Jesus' message of love and peace into something hate filled.[/QUOTE] The funny part is is that whatever is popular at the moment has the most nutjobs, it's like Justin Bieber fans. It's not the fact that the group is generally crazy/stupid, it's just that the crazy/stupid people are the loudest and make the whole group look bad. That's why it's bad to generalize in, well, general. Unless you're talking about Africa, they sacrifice newborns daily so fuck that shit.

Actually, people who hate Justin Bieber are generally worse.

[QUOTE=Raptor_Girl;31191822]Hell. The new testament basically threw out the old testament. [/QUOTE] why is there an old testament attached to every bible then? also [quote=Matthew] 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the Law, till all things have come to pass. 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.[/quote] [QUOTE=Nikota;31191972]But can god poke people to death with horns attached to his skull? I think not.[/QUOTE] moses can! [img]http://soholmweb.dk/Moseswithhorns.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;31204072]why is there an old testament attached to every bible then? also moses can! [img]http://soholmweb.dk/Moseswithhorns.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Good to see somebody else took Humanities.

[QUOTE=DanRatherman;31204291]Good to see somebody else took Humanities.[/QUOTE] no...

I liked that he was politically correct for a second. He did say our 'weak' enemies, and not our 'brown' enemies. Seriously though, someone drop him off in Iraq and let him learn first hand how 'weak' the Muslim people are. It seems pretty disrespectful to our inured vets that we can't even take care of to say that there wounds were caused by a weaker force. An AK will kill regardless of whether or not a white guy shoots it at you.

It's sad that fundamentalists like these idiots make all Christians look bad.

[QUOTE=Nikota;31191769]But. Satans the guy most likely to win wars. I mean. Look at the Chaos in 40k. They have a curse of fucking immortality. [editline]18th July 2011[/editline] Oh and we have no enemy. We have like civilians with ak47's and RPG's.[/QUOTE] the chaos in 40k are chaotic, not evil.

Guys start worshipping god!He has more experience with killing people mercilessly than Satan!

Just stop posting this crap, it serves no purpose at all, stupid people being stupid, how is that news?

America can't win wars allright but I don't think it has to do shit with satan worship. Edit: Also when america receives critique on FP someone always gets the urge to say "why do the europeans want to make america seem like such a shithole?" We don't really, you manage it on your own as seen every day here in news node.

[QUOTE=Destroyertf;31206380]Just stop posting this crap, it serves no purpose at all, stupid people being stupid, how is that news?[/QUOTE]But the US is my favourite sitcom!

[QUOTE=ForgottenKanez;31191859]Didn't Satan only kill like one dudes family? No wonder we can't win wars, we are worshiping a pansy. Now God on the other hand had killed possibly billions.[/QUOTE] Since when does Satan kill people

[QUOTE=Falchion;31206760]America can't win wars allright but I don't think it has to do shit with satan worship. Edit: Also when america receives critique on FP someone always gets the urge to say "why do the europeans want to make america seem like such a shithole?" We don't really, you manage it on your own as seen every day here in news node.[/QUOTE] I usually don't care when this country makes the news, but in this instance, I'm ashamed to live here.

[QUOTE=Rofl my Waff;31205814]the chaos in 40k are chaotic, not evil.[/QUOTE] satan would be considered chaotic he doesnt want to burn the world to the ground or kill every soul. he wants to tempt people into sinning for his own pleasure.

[QUOTE=Falchion;31206760]America can't win wars allright but I don't think it has to do shit with satan worship. Edit: Also when america receives critique on FP someone always gets the urge to say "why do the europeans want to make america seem like such a shithole?" We don't really, you manage it on your own as seen every day here in news node.[/QUOTE] Because Finland's government is so socially progressive.

[QUOTE=Rofl my Waff;31205814]the chaos in 40k are chaotic, not evil.[/QUOTE] Did I ever say that they were evil? I just pointed at how they wreck shit up.

[QUOTE=kaine123;31205646]It's sad that fundamentalists like these idiots make all Christians look bad.[/QUOTE] no it's pretty fitting actually. you're all idiots, people like him just make it obvious

[QUOTE=Nikota;31191835]I want a bad ass like Lucifer on my side and not some pussy hippy with a beard that never shows up.[/QUOTE] But the Bible says you'll still lose. v:v:v [editline]19th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Sanius;31215236]no it's pretty fitting actually. you're all idiots, people like him just make it obvious[/QUOTE] "Hmm.. let's see.. one or two people who are prominent on the news spouting crazy shit.... Wait... they're Christians? LAWL ALL CHRISTIANS ARE STOOPID ITS SO OBVIOUS IM SO SMART SHIT I GOTTA TELL EVERYONE HOW SMART I AM"

[QUOTE=Destroyertf;31206380]Just stop posting this crap, it serves no purpose at all, stupid people being stupid, how is that news?[/QUOTE]Then take your comments to threads that interest you.

[quote]I just pointed at how they wreck shit up.[/QUOTE] they have nothing to do with abrahamic ideas of satan. [editline]19th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=yawmwen;31211337]satan would be considered chaotic he doesnt want to burn the world to the ground or kill every soul. he wants to tempt people into sinning for his own pleasure.[/QUOTE] satan does things because he is evil. Chaos gods do things just to be chaotic. Look at nurgle, he isn't even evil. His followers love him.

[QUOTE=Sanius;31215236]no it's pretty fitting actually. you're all idiots, people like him just make it obvious[/QUOTE] Even though I don't agree with you totally (Isaac Newton was by no stretch of the word an idiot), it is sometimes impressive what you can uncover when you argue long enough with any person with faith (really, no matter how rational, non-confrontational or liberal-minded you think you are). Probe far enough and you can usually expose some truly bizarre conceits.

[QUOTE=Rofl my Waff;31205814]the chaos in 40k are chaotic, not evil.[/QUOTE] I think they're more evil than most alternatives. They want to cause destruction and chaos and know this, to most people, that's evil. They even acknowledge what they want as violent and destructive in a lot of cases.

[QUOTE=Turnips5;31218339]Even though I don't agree with you totally (Isaac Newton was by no stretch of the word an idiot)[/QUOTE] really then why did he believe in a fictional being which breaks all laws of physics

[QUOTE=Sanius;31221422]really then why did he believe in a fictional being which breaks all laws of physics[/QUOTE] Because it was popular back then.

Rick Perry is a great comedian, I don't know how he thinks up all of these jokes.

[QUOTE=Sweet_Water;31221533]Rick Perry is a great comedian, I don't know how he thinks up all of these jokes.[/QUOTE] I would imagine one of his many mental diseases is a contributing factor

how can you take the bible seriously when its written in such a vague and confusing way