Rick Perry partner John Hagee: U.S. Can't Win Wars Because Of Satan Worship

[J-Dude]

What the fuck??

Environmentalism is paganism...so...what the fuck are they worshiping then??

Oh, and Satanists! Ooh, yeah, so many fucking Satanists out there; can't swing a bible around without it hitting a Satanist and setting him on fire.

Though of course, we know what he REALLY means by Satanists...because anyone who's against God or doesn't believe in him, by default, is working for the fucking DEVIL, obviously...

[Strongbad]

[QUOTE=J-Dude;31223776]What the fuck??

Environmentalism is paganism...so...what the fuck are they worshiping then??

Oh, and Satanists! Ooh, yeah, so many fucking Satanists out there; can't swing a bible around without it hitting a Satanist and setting him on fire.
Though of course, we know what he REALLY means by Satanists...because anyone who's against God or doesn't believe in him, by default, is working for the fucking DEVIL, obviously...[/QUOTE]

Im a Christian. My parents are too. My parents are a study in far right conservative Christians. They think the endtimes are coming, that obama is a satanist muslim socialist, that obama is ruining america, ect ect ect.

[sp]FYI: I believe none of the above except for that obama is making stupid policies.[/sp]

[Pretiacruento]

And to think some americans say the Middle East are stuck in the dark ages... Heh.

[editline]20th July 2011[/editline]

Oh the irony...

[ThisGuy0]

[QUOTE=Sanius;31221422]really then why did he believe in a fictional being which breaks all laws of physics[/QUOTE]

Because he was brought up with those beliefs. Strongly believing stuff that's hammered into your head from a young age doesn't make you an idiot, it's just how many people are.

[HumanAbyss]

[QUOTE=ThisGuy0;31229007]Because he was brought up with those beliefs. Strongly believing stuff that's hammered into your head from a young age doesn't make you an idiot, it's just how many people are.[/QUOTE]

yeah, it does. Its just not their fault their idiots.

[Turnips5]

[QUOTE=Sanius;31221422]really then why did he believe in a fictional being which breaks all laws of physics[/QUOTE]

He believed that the fictional being did exactly the opposite. In fact, he proposed that his law of universal gravitation was an example of the beauty and elegance of a universe devised by a God.

[joes33431]

[QUOTE=Sanius;31221422]really then why did he believe in a fictional being which breaks all laws of physics[/QUOTE]

dr angst coming to get mad at scientists for believing in god when it was almost a requirement in the culture

[Dori]

nah he's still an idiot

[Tigster]

[QUOTE=Sanius;31235183]nah he's still an idiot[/QUOTE]

Quite possibly the best example of an "I give up on actually debating this" response.

[Roanapur]

Meh, at least he isn't complaining about the atheists. I suppose its all on the Wiccan.

[HeadshotDCS]

So...we can't win wars we shouldn't have started in the first place...because of Satan?

Well..."Hail Satan" then.