$1B of TSA Nude Body Scanners Made Worthless By Blog
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But like someone else said, couldn't you just patch that security weakness by taking pictures from more angles instead of aborting the entire project? Not implying I'm for or against taking that measure, just thinking about it.
[QUOTE=vexx21322;35032680]"They are an epic fail..."
Aaand that's where I stop watching.
TSA seems to always make stuff that causes air travel to take so much longer.[/QUOTE]
Great! Who cares about an incredibly serious issue just because someone said epic fail. Great reasoning, you should be a US senator.
[QUOTE=Marik Bentusi;35033238]But like someone else said, couldn't you just patch that security weakness by taking pictures from more angles instead of aborting the entire project? Not implying I'm for or against taking that measure, just thinking about it.[/QUOTE]
That shouldn't be necessary. Metal detectors are cheaper, more effective, and they don't show everyone's dick or whatever on a screen. TSA has been accused multiple times of sexual harassment.
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;35033315]That shouldn't be necessary. Metal detectors are cheaper, more effective, and they don't show everyone's dick or whatever on a screen. TSA has been accused multiple times of sexual harassment.[/QUOTE]
Not only sexual harassment, but theivery. TSA arent trained as they should be and are given authority when many are theives themselves.
Heres some fun links for everone:
[url=http://www.nothingrelevant.com/monkey-clown/tsa-caught-jerking-off-in-tulsa-airport/]TSA jacking off to a woman's scans[/url]
[url=http://thenewamerican.com/usnews/crime/10765-tsa-agent-caught-stealing-5000-from-passenger-at-jfk-airport]TSA stealing thousands of dollars[/url]
[url=http://www.geek.com/articles/gadgets/tsa-agent-caught-stealing-passengers-ipad-hides-it-in-his-pants-2011078/]TSA stealing an ipad[/url]
[url=http://thebilzerianreport.com/?p=388]This one i like, because the guys admits hes been stealing stuff for 3 years. you can find boatloads of articles about these guys stealing.[/url]
[url=http://loop21.com/life/tsa-worker-stealing-5k-passengers-jacket]More stealing[/url]
[QUOTE=Mattk50;35033381][url=http://www.nothingrelevant.com/monkey-clown/tsa-caught-jerking-off-in-tulsa-airport/]TSA jacking off to a woman's scans[/url][/QUOTE]
That was strangely comedic.
So why not change the colour of metal to red?
[QUOTE=Jookia;35033907]So why not change the colour of metal to red?[/QUOTE]
That's not exactly how it works mate
I do wonder what it would look like if I were to walk through and they saw a small metallic dot in my heart.
[QUOTE=kaze4159;35033158]Pacemaker?
Could be used as a makeshift taser, gonna have to confiscate that and give you a cavity search[/QUOTE]
chest cavity search
Tax dollars at work.
So this just proves that the security apparatus's put into place after 9/11 are gigantic wastes of our money, time, and man power.
There honest to god should be a complete inquiry into the agencies formed after the attacks and decide if they're effective in their roles.
[QUOTE=Nossy;35032460]I really don't see why these scanners are legal in the first place. Its like 1984.[/QUOTE]
1984 didn't have people hijacking your transportation and crashing it into buildings, killing nearly everyone in the immediate vicinity.
I am still against the body scanners though, I think they are gimmicks and ineffective.
[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;35036346]So this just proves that the security apparatus's put into place after 9/11 are gigantic wastes of our money, time, and man power.
There honest to god should be a complete inquiry into the agencies formed after the attacks and decide if they're effective in their roles.[/QUOTE]
Any effort towards "national security" after 9/11 has been a load of shit. Everything TSA has done has been an annoyance towards people who just want to travel while weapons and contraband are still almost as free to fly as anything else. The wars we've fought in the middle east, to take nuclear weapons from Iraq and the like? Ended up being a waste of time. And now there's a scare that Iran has weapons too, although with little research you'll find it's unlikely.
I don't know who's making these shots, but it's not what I want my tax dollars to go to. Why don't we fix our problems home before we delve into Iran's problems?
[QUOTE=Mattk50;35033381]
[url=http://www.nothingrelevant.com/monkey-clown/tsa-caught-jerking-off-in-tulsa-airport/]TSA jacking off to a woman's scans[/url][/QUOTE]
Did this really happen?
[QUOTE]A spokesperson for Munch stated, “My client is definetely in a sticky situation, however, I have no doubts he will get-off on all charges. Being a TSA is a stressful job and Harrison took advantage of being alone to release some tension. Unfortunately, he got caught shooting knuckle babies on his work equipment.”[/QUOTE]
There's like four different euphemisms there!
[QUOTE=Protocol7;35036395]Any effort towards "national security" after 9/11 has been a load of shit. Everything TSA has done has been an annoyance towards people who just want to travel while weapons and contraband are still almost as free to fly as anything else. The wars we've fought in the middle east, to take nuclear weapons from Iraq and the like? Ended up being a waste of time. And now there's a scare that Iran has weapons too, although with little research you'll find it's unlikely.
I don't know who's making these shots, but it's not what I want my tax dollars to go to. Why don't we fix our problems home before we delve into Iran's problems?[/QUOTE]
Only way the people will have real control again is if the current government goes, and a completely new set of officials go in. Our elected officials love to show off the fact that people are stupid and will vote along party lines, there needs to be an awakening in this country that politics isn't supposed to be a "WAH WAH I WANT THIS" game between the Republican's and Democrat's, but both parties need, [b]NEED[/b] to work together or absolutely nothing will get done.
[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;35036588]Only way the people will have real control again is if the current government goes, and a completely new set of officials go in. Our elected officials love to show off the fact that people are stupid and will vote along party lines, there needs to be an awakening in this country that politics isn't supposed to be a "WAH WAH I WANT THIS" game between the Republican's and Democrat's, but both parties need, [b]NEED[/b] to work together or absolutely nothing will get done.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. I'm tired of the right going "Obama is bad" and generally just having terrible media. I support the idea of conservatism and have previously identified with republicans for quite a while but it's gotten to the point where if I support the republicans, I'd be essentially saying "I don't really care if people don't focus on actual issues."
Let's be honest here. Obama's birth certificate is still a hot button issue! Rush is slandering women and taking things way out of context! It's a fucking ridiculous shithole of a party that will stop at nothing to demonize the other side.
He's a terrorist! He is teaching the muslamic invaders how to bybass our security! Arrest him!
I am surprised how US is in such huge debts and yet they waste money on crap like TSA.
[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;35036953]I am surprised how US is in such huge debts and yet they waste money on crap like TSA.[/QUOTE]
Well it's not hard to name a bunch of reasons why the deficit is still going up.
Useless programs and agencies are probably in the top 3.
This video will make international flight so much more bearable. You just take your penis, put it in a side pocket, and horny airport securitymen won't be able to take a look at it.
[QUOTE=Mattk50;35033381]Not only sexual harassment, but theivery. TSA arent trained as they should be and are given authority when many are theives themselves.
Heres some fun links for everone:
[url=http://www.nothingrelevant.com/monkey-clown/tsa-caught-jerking-off-in-tulsa-airport/]TSA jacking off to a woman's scans[/url]
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[quote=Article]A spokesperson for Munch stated, “My client is definetely in a sticky situation, however, I have no doubts he will get-off on all charges.[/quote]
It was going fine until he said "epic fail"
I said it before and I'll say it again, everyone in DHS hates the TSA. They're like the bottom of the totem pole in the hierarchy of the DHS. If the officers and employees of the Administration that oversees you say you suck, then you must really suck.
[editline]7th March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;35042526]Put a metal detector in front of the body scanner.[/QUOTE]
Most airports have both of them. They herd people through both randomly to avoid accusation of discrimination depending on traffic. If you beep the metal detector they scan you through the thingy then wand you down with the stick and grope your testicles afterwords.
[QUOTE=OvB;35042650]I said it before and I'll say it again, everyone in DHS hates the TSA. They're like the bottom of the totem pole in the hierarchy of the DHS. If the officers and employees of the Administration that oversees you say you suck, then you must really suck.[/QUOTE]
the TSA are like, the mall cops of national security.
[QUOTE=Drsalvador;35042673]the TSA are like, the mall cops of national security.[/QUOTE]
They're the chiropractor at the Doctors convention.
Not really, all they have to do is make you turn around and get pictures from the sides
Sensationalist title
[QUOTE=OvB;35042720]They're the chiropractor at the Doctors convention.[/QUOTE]
They're the pizza delivery boys at a high-class food convention.
[QUOTE=Tea;35042307]It was going fine until he said "epic fail"[/QUOTE]
Words just make me SO ANGRY!
[QUOTE=Nossy;35032460]I really don't see why these scanners are legal in the first place. Its like 1984.[/QUOTE]
Because being scanned when you're about to board a plane is EXACTLY like the government peering into the most private and intimate moments of your life, 24 hours a day, forever.
[QUOTE=Marik Bentusi;35033238]But like someone else said, couldn't you just patch that security weakness by taking pictures from more angles instead of aborting the entire project? Not implying I'm for or against taking that measure, just thinking about it.[/QUOTE]
Put the item on your head or at the part of your body between the balls and ass. You wouldnt be able to see an object unless have a scanner looking up your skirt.
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