Japan And China in heated dispute over ownership of birdshit covered rock in pacific.

[Jiyoon]

People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along? Can we get along? Can we stop making it, making it horrible for the older people and the kids?...It’s just not right. It’s not right. It’s not, it’s not going to change anything. We’ll, we’ll get our justice....Please, we can get along here. We all can get along. I mean, we’re all stuck here for a while. Let’s try to work it out. Let’s try to beat it. Let’s try to beat it. Let’s try to work it out.

Fat chance though, I think Korea has it's eyes on it also

[Kim_Jong_il]

[QUOTE=Jiyoon;24997335]People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along? Can we get along? Can we stop making it, making it horrible for the older people and the kids?...It’s just not right. It’s not right. It’s not, it’s not going to change anything. We’ll, we’ll get our justice....Please, we can get along here. We all can get along. I mean, we’re all stuck here for a while. Let’s try to work it out. Let’s try to beat it. Let’s try to beat it. Let’s try to work it out.

Fat chance though, I think North Korea has it's eyes on it also[/QUOTE]

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[Slendermang]

[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;24997383]Fixed[/QUOTE]

Our glorious leader has come to conquer the rock!

[Jiyoon]

[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;24997383]Fixed[/QUOTE]

No, south korea.

[Acezorz]

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;24996907]Australia claims stake to shit covered rock, arguing that they have nowhere to put excess kangaroo. Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard states, "These effin' kangaroo are gettin' [unintelligible]-o, mate. Way too manny kangaroo up in hea."
Ms. Gillard threatens to no longer invite China or Japan to the biannual "shrimp on tha' barbie," and to withhold their famous "Bloomin' Down Unda Onion Rings" from Outback Steakhouses across the planet if their claim is not recognized.

A spokesperson for the American government has intervened on Australia's behalf, agreeing to transport the massive numbers of kangaroo to the shit covered rock in exchange for research rights into weaponizing the rock's shit.[/QUOTE]

I laughed :v:

[Icaras]

[QUOTE=Jiyoon;24997548]No, south korea.[/QUOTE]

Kim Jong Il says otherwise.

[LordLoss]

[QUOTE=Tunak Mk. II;24987211]Japan has the world's second highest military budget, likely spent on creating giant mechanical lizards that would rape the faces off of anything China threw at them.[/QUOTE]

No, Japan has the 6th largest military budget, China is second, and has a much larger military. Alone, Japan would lose to China, without a doubt.

[URL=http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_military_expenditures?wasRedirected=true]Source[/URL]

[☢️🆒🔚🔜🆘🆙☢️]

[QUOTE=Ishmael12;24975860]First they'll come for the rocks, Then they'll come for Hawaii. :v:[/QUOTE]

I came for hawaii :gizz:

[Tunak Mk. II]

[QUOTE=LordLoss;24999551]No, Japan has the 6th largest military budget, China is second, and has a much larger military. Alone, Japan would lose to China, without a doubt.

[URL=http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_military_expenditures?wasRedirected=true]Source[/URL][/QUOTE]

My source was old. My bad.

Still, a larger military wouldn't be very useful against the likes of Mothra.