• Sex can be heart attack trigger for couch potatoes
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[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;28860127][img_thumb]http://www.garylellis.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/couch-potato.jpg[/img_thumb] Who would want to have a sex with a couch potato?[/QUOTE] Me.
Well, fuck.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;28860127][img_thumb]http://www.garylellis.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/couch-potato.jpg[/img_thumb] Who would want to have a sex with a couch potato?[/QUOTE] Cannibalistic couch potato
[QUOTE=ionuttzu;28865064]Cannibalistic couch potato[/QUOTE] Those are tortilla chips
I am not a couch potato I am a skinny desk carrot.
[QUOTE=Jiyoon;28852370]I want to find a girl who has a weak heart and fuck her brains out to the point that she has a heart attack, and then have her revived, so I can tell people "I fucked her half to death"[/QUOTE] Thanks for that new sexual fantasy.
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