Mom forces son to kill hamster with hammer due to bad grades - Polidicks

Wouldn't it be better to just flush the hamster down the toilet alive? Now you have to clean up all the blood and meat that's splattered all over the place.

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782664]I just fuckin hate deer. I was drivin down to walgreens the other day because we needed toilet paper because I'd thrown it all in the garbage so I could get out of the fuckin house. So I see this deer and I hit it with the headlights and he just does the whole "DUHH" shit and won't get out of the way. He's like "c-c-can I g-? Can I go?" And I'm just like "Fuckin GO fuckin go" and he's just all "I d-don't know if I can GO!" So I swerved out of the way and he just PANICKED. And I swear, he rammed his own fuckin body into the side of my fuckin car. Just shattered my mirror, destroyed my mirror. He broke his own neck, I HEARD his break his own fucking neck. And then he just dragged his stupid deer head into the woods and he died. And I'm glad he's dead. I was glad right away. I got out of my car, I did, and I yelled "I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I HOPE YOUR DEER WIFE FINDS YOU AND DIES OF A BROKEN HEART! I HOPE YOUR DEER BABIES STARVE TO DEATH YOU FUCKING[/QUOTE] faggot cunt nigger deer?

[QUOTE=TH89;19782732]faggot cunt nigger deer?[/QUOTE] Faggot cunt nigger deer.

hamster, hammer. Maybe the mother ment give the hamster some ham?

[QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;19782761]hamster, hammer. Maybe the mother ment give the hamster some ham?[/QUOTE] Hamsters don't eat ham.

i used to have a hamster. i kept it in the bathtub because it's cage smelled so bad and i never wanted to clean it. i think it died by impaling itself on a wood chip.

That's not a punishment -.- The mothers should learn about punishments. It's not the hamsters fault! Respect animals! If you don't, you're not respected even by yourself! (you're animal)

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[QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;19782761]hamster, hammer. Maybe the mother ment give the hamster some ham?[/QUOTE] Hamsters don't like ham. They want carrots, gosh darnit :argh:

well i suppose it could be seen as a punishment -- but not really an effective one because you can't bring the hamster back to life if he does better -- as with video games when they are taken away they can be restored when grades improve.

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[QUOTE=Maximum Mod;19782841]Hamsters don't like ham.[/QUOTE] Then why are they called HAMsters Mr Smart Guy

oh i get. that HAMster got HAMmered. [editline]01:13PM[/editline] hammy the hamster was hammered with ham

[QUOTE=TH89;19782876]Then why are they called HAMsters Mr Smart Guy[/QUOTE] I always thought it was Hampster

That'll teach that fucking hamster to piss on the homework.

[QUOTE=sp00ks;19782713]fucking deer ruining cars selfish cunts [editline]06:59PM[/editline] more like Lankists car: The bane of a deer[/QUOTE] Louis CK bro

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782914]I always thought it was Hampster[/QUOTE] That's because you're not an animal expert like me [editline]07:17PM[/editline] Because you hate them

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Lankist did you know that people who hate animals are 100% likely to become serial killers [editline]07:19PM[/editline] Because of Science

TH89 is right. i read that in a science textbook

[QUOTE=lulzbocks;19782614][img]http://memegenerator.net/Instances/364/Advice-Dog-GET-BAD-GRADES-KILL-YOUR-PETS.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] memegenerator.net

[QUOTE=Pascall;19782514][img]http://www.petpress.com/wp-content/uploads/image/2007/07/cute-hamster.jpg[/img] Why would you kill something THAT cute? :<[/QUOTE] [img]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4345/ohshit.jpg[/img] On a serious note, can't even comprehend why someone would do such a thing or even consider doing it..that kid is going to be fucked up later on in life. Makes me sad.

I bet the kid was named Maxwell. [editline]06:29PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Hoboharry;19782781]Hamsters don't eat ham.[/QUOTE] Have you sat down with one and asked them?

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782559]I could shoot a baby deer in the mouth and not feel anything. I wouldn't feel anything. I'd be like "Oh look it's dead, that's interesting. Guess that's what happens when you shoot it in the fuckin mouth." I would go out of my way to kill a deer. I would gladly suck five bleedy dicks in an ally to get AIDS and then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS.[/QUOTE] I've seen this post before

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782310][img]http://sharetv.org/images/animal_cops_san_francisco-show.jpg[/img] ANIMAL COPS only on animal planet They're just like real cops only useless.[/QUOTE] Yes because punishing people for animal cruelty is useless ok sure thing.

[QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;19783110]I bet the kid was named Maxwell. [editline]06:29PM[/editline] Have you sat down with one and asked them?[/QUOTE] They are known and have been Herbivores/Vegetarians for a long time..

He should have thrown it against the wall instead (let's see if someone catches the reference). That's fucking sick, both for the child and for the hamster (and it was just for bad school grades).

chris40103038490301930 ;D

Sick bitch. I will hammer her. :(

Average IQ in Georgia = 85. I'm sure that there are smart Georgians, but over half of them would classify as clinically retarded.