Mom forces son to kill hamster with hammer due to bad grades - Polidicks

:wtc: Fucked up parenting is fucked up.

I guess we now know where the "ham" in hamster comes from. :colbert:

Least it wasn't a sledgehammer [IMG]http://open.salon.com/blog/jodi_kasten/2009/02/16/files/sledgehammer-7642491234798927.jpg[/IMG]

This thread is proof Lankist has great taste in comedians.

But terrible taste in deer dodging techniques.

What the hell? I could only see this leading the kid into some kind of [b]dangerous[/b] psychosis. Like, failed at something? Kill shit!

That women should get hit with a hammer herself: see how [B]she[/B] likes it.

Wow. That's just fucked up. I'm sorry for that kid. I used to have a pet like a hamster. So I kinda feel for him here. D:

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782664]I just fuckin hate deer. I was drivin down to walgreens the other day because we needed toilet paper because I'd thrown it all in the garbage so I could get out of the fuckin house. So I see this deer and I hit it with the headlights and he just does the whole "DUHH" shit and won't get out of the way. He's like "c-c-can I g-? Can I go?" And I'm just like "Fuckin GO fuckin go" and he's just all "I d-don't know if I can GO!" So I swerved out of the way and he just PANICKED. And I swear, he rammed his own fuckin body into the side of my fuckin car. Just shattered my mirror, destroyed my mirror. He broke his own neck, I HEARD his break his own fucking neck. And then he just dragged his stupid deer head into the woods and he died. And I'm glad he's dead. I was glad right away. I got out of my car, I did, and I yelled "I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I HOPE YOUR DEER WIFE FINDS YOU AND DIES OF A BROKEN HEART! I HOPE YOUR DEER BABIES STARVE TO DEATH YOU FUCKING YOU BROKE MY MIRROR!"[/QUOTE] And this, children, is why Lankist is no longer allowed in safari parks.

I love deer! Hey Lankist, don't you just love deer? :downs:

[QUOTE=stone555;19782297]How would killing his hamster improve his grades[/QUOTE] Hamster ate his homework,

[QUOTE=cheeseman52;19782695]Good to know our next generation of kids is being raised by some top notch parents.[/QUOTE] What he said. Great example of parenting at its best right here, folks

[QUOTE=Swimbound;19782316]sounds like an advice dog image[/QUOTE] [img]http://memegenerator.net/Instances/224/Advice-Dog-FAIL-AT-LIFE-KILL-YOUR-PETS.jpg[/img] [editline]10:30PM[/editline] [QUOTE=archangel125;19783490]Average IQ in Georgia = 85. I'm sure that there are smart Georgians, but over half of them would classify as clinically retarded.[/QUOTE] Actually, average IQ in Georgia is 100. Same as every other state, including yours.

[QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;19783110]I bet the kid was named Maxwell.[/QUOTE] I don't think the hamster was silver...

Just like the kid who killed his dad over the last peice of Bday cake in boston ages back

[QUOTE=stone555;19782297]How would killing his hamster improve his grades[/QUOTE] Maybe it's like, one of those trouble hamsters that get him into like, drugs and shit. My friend a couple years ago had one. You know what happened to him? He died. He overdosed on marijuana mysteriously before he fell off a bridge. Oh, and give that woman the death penalty, or a fine. Whatever's faster.

Maybe the hamster ate his homework?

animal cruelty, child cruelty and battery? seems a little harsh, just a hamster.

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782664]I just fuckin hate deer. I was drivin down to walgreens the other day because we needed toilet paper because I'd thrown it all in the garbage so I could get out of the fuckin house. So I see this deer and I hit it with the headlights and he just does the whole "DUHH" shit and won't get out of the way. He's like "c-c-can I g-? Can I go?" And I'm just like "Fuckin GO fuckin go" and he's just all "I d-don't know if I can GO!" So I swerved out of the way and he just PANICKED. And I swear, he rammed his own fuckin body into the side of my fuckin car. Just shattered my mirror, destroyed my mirror. He broke his own neck, I HEARD his break his own fucking neck. And then he just dragged his stupid deer head into the woods and he died. And I'm glad he's dead. I was glad right away. I got out of my car, I did, and I yelled "I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I HOPE YOUR DEER WIFE FINDS YOU AND DIES OF A BROKEN HEART! I HOPE YOUR DEER BABIES STARVE TO DEATH YOU FUCKING YOU BROKE MY MIRROR!"[/QUOTE] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_plJQIw6bdNY/SictCnulYsI/AAAAAAAAAXw/kp3CREb0CSM/s400/DeerInHeadlights.jpg[/img]

screw hitting your kid when they're bad have them hit something they love

[QUOTE=Mr_Sun;19782325]poor hamster. bad images in my head. took this to heart cus ive had 3 hamsters[/QUOTE] you need to improve your grades young man

Yeah I love hamsters.

That's... :wtc:

Good thing I don't have her as a mom, I would be suicidal due to my grades from that by now. :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782559]I could shoot a baby deer in the mouth and not feel anything. I wouldn't feel anything. I'd be like "Oh look it's dead, that's interesting. Guess that's what happens when you shoot it in the fuckin mouth." I would go out of my way to kill a deer. I would gladly suck five bleedy dicks in an ally to get AIDS and then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS.[/QUOTE] and i'd love to do the same to you, then lets see what a "big" man you fucking think you are pussy.

That's just smashing...

My hamster died of cancer. Hay that rhymes. But seriously, he did, and we buried him in a margarine tub with some sunflower seeds in it. What sucks is that later that we my dad was mowing the lawn a day after it rained and the tub came up a little.

[QUOTE=archangel125;19783490]Average IQ in Georgia = 85. I'm sure that there are smart Georgians, but over half of them would classify as clinically retarded.[/QUOTE] 97 actually.

[QUOTE=Raptor !;19788456]and i'd love to do the same to you, then lets see what a "big" man you fucking think you are pussy.[/QUOTE] You'd love to suck five dicks and then have sex with me [editline]06:30PM[/editline] Dumbest user ITT [editline]06:30PM[/editline] FYI I was quoting Louis CK standup verbatim. [editline]06:30PM[/editline] I even posted the routine I was referencing. [editline]06:31PM[/editline] I thought I made it so clear that nobody could be stupid enough to believe it, but I guess you are just that stupid.

[QUOTE=Lankist;19788802]You'd love to suck five dicks and then have sex with me [editline]06:30PM[/editline] Dumbest user ITT [editline]06:30PM[/editline] FYI I was quoting Louis CK standup verbatim. [editline]06:30PM[/editline] I even posted the routine I was referencing. [editline]06:31PM[/editline] I thought I made it so clear that nobody could be stupid enough to believe it, but I guess you are just that stupid.[/QUOTE] Bro, got enough edits?