Mom forces son to kill hamster with hammer due to bad grades - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Megafanx13;19855230]no no no use insane wolf for killing [IMG]http://memegenerator.net/Instances/745/Insanity-Wolf-FAIL-SCHOOL-MURDER-HAMPSTERS.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/zcdI2.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Zero-Point;19856439][img]http://i.imgur.com/zcdI2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] oh my god

[quote=zero-point;19856439][img]http://i.imgur.com/zcdi2.jpg[/img][/quote] GAH FUCK what the fuck am I looking at

Holy shit

MY GOD. FUCK ME. cooops

:wtc:

:patriot: Oh this grand country of ours..

[QUOTE=Zero-Point;19856439][img]http://i.imgur.com/zcdI2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] What the fuck, man. That thing is scary as shit.

I hope he doesn't ever drop out of school. "WHAT!? You think you can just quit school?! Not without consequences young man. Take this .45 and shoot your sister in the face. LIFE ISN'T EASY. This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you..."

[QUOTE=Reaver1991;19788031]screw hitting your kid when they're bad have them hit something they love[/QUOTE] Everyone should do this.

[QUOTE=Dyson6;19855258]I was surprised to see this since I actually kind of know these people. [editline]04:47AM[/editline] Maybe she was just really [b]hammered[/b] that day.[/QUOTE] We live within 5 miles of each other. Who are you.

[QUOTE=The article]Georgia[/QUOTE] Not surprised.

What's with all the hamster killing going on? Wasn't there a news thread a week or two ago about a kid who microwaved his hamster? :c

Mom forces hamster to kill son with hammer due to bad grades

[QUOTE=D2K5S1;19864829]Mom forces hamster to kill son with hammer due to bad grades[/QUOTE] That's the title, yes... Oh I see what you did there.

Remind me of the movie Freddy's Dead. When Freddy was young, he kill a hamster in the class.

[QUOTE=Devil Traitor;19865834]Remind me of the movie Freddy's Dead. When Freddy was young, he kill a hamster in the class.[/QUOTE] They were gerbils, but close enough.

[QUOTE=Robbazking;19794348]Sounds like someone got overprotective chatolic parents, the worst parents you can have.[/QUOTE] Chatolic? I don't quite...I don't understand. Lankist, you're so crazy. This story is crazy. This whole thread is crazy.

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782520]they piss and shit everywhere. They make a noise, did you know that? They go CHAAAUGH, they're ASSHOLES. They're shit animals.[/QUOTE] Only lankist.

Aaaawww... Now I'm sad. What did that hamster ever do to deserve it?

What a crazy Bitch

Chris130258931949123 got kill a hamster every times he came home with an A.

[QUOTE=stone555;19782297]How would killing his hamster improve his grades[/QUOTE] His hamster was eating his homework.

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782664]I just fuckin hate deer. I was drivin down to walgreens the other day because we needed toilet paper because I'd thrown it all in the garbage so I could get out of the fuckin house. And I swear, he rammed his own fuckin body into the side of my fuckin car. Just shattered my mirror, destroyed my mirror.[/QUOTE] karma is a bitch

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782744]Faggot cunt nigger deer.[/QUOTE] I wish I could say that.

[img]http://memegenerator.net/931213/Failed-math-kill-your-hamster[/img]

That made me sad :frown: :crying: Cause I had 10 Hamster babies and gave 5 of them away now i have 3 girls and 2 boys. But this, :crying: :crying: :crying:

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Bad_Grades.png[/img] Fixed.

[QUOTE=Gyper;19782236]OP[/QUOTE] What in the actual fuck is wrong with people.

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782520]they piss and shit everywhere. They make a noise, did you know that? They go CHAAAUGH, they're ASSHOLES. They're shit animals.[/QUOTE] I had a hamster for 3 years. They piss everywhere and can be fucking annoying sometimes. But jesus i wouldent smack it to death with a hammer, thats just sick.