Mom forces son to kill hamster with hammer due to bad grades

[Zero-Point]

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782520]they piss and shit everywhere.

They make a noise, did you know that? They go CHAAAUGH, they're ASSHOLES. They're shit animals.[/QUOTE]

And people wonder why I like tarantulas so much.

[TurbisV2]

I want a hamster :(

[Lankist]

[QUOTE=DeathRocks;19871467]I wish I could say that.[/QUOTE]

You can say "faggot cunt nigger deer" so long as moderators realize you're quoting a satirical comedy routine.

Note: This does not apply to Chris Rock routines. Especially if you quote the "Black people and niggas" routine in a thread about race, then you'll probably get the shaft anyway.

[Deathbyfire]

[QUOTE=Lankist;19883056]You can say "faggot cunt nigger deer" so long as moderators realize you're quoting a satirical comedy routine.

Note: This does not apply to Chris Rock routines. Especially if you quote the "Black people and niggas" routine in a thread about race, then you'll probably get the shaft anyway.[/QUOTE]

Unless you are TH89.

[BBarnes005]

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On a other note:
I seriously think they should start making parents take psychological tests before they are allowed to have their child, to make sure they won't do shit like this.

[Ninja_Duck]

Let's go call Hulk so he can [B]"HULK SMASH!"[/B] her and see how she likes it!
[IMG]http://www.theamazingdump.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/hulk-smash.jpg[/IMG]

[sp00ks]

[QUOTE=Lankist;19883056]You can say "faggot cunt nigger deer" so long as moderators realize you're quoting a satirical comedy routine.

Note: This does not apply to Chris Rock routines. Especially if you quote the "Black people and niggas" routine in a thread about race, then you'll probably [b]get the shaft [/b]anyway.[/QUOTE]

:smug:

[Trotsky]

[QUOTE=Bbarnes005;19884212]Execute the sick bitch by hitting her with a hammer.

That is what I say.[/QUOTE]
wait, you're saying she's sick?

you're pretty barbaric there, boyo

[BBarnes005]

[QUOTE=Trotsky;19884401]wait, you're saying she's sick?

you're pretty barbaric there, boyo[/QUOTE]

She is mentally sick.

Thinking about, I think they should just put here into the mental institute where she belongs.

And I sniped it.

[Trotsky]

[QUOTE=Bbarnes005;19884477]She is mentally sick.

Thinking about, I think they should just put here into the mental institute where she belongs.

And I sniped it.[/QUOTE]

Mental institutions are different then slaughter.

[Boba_Fett]

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782520]they piss and shit everywhere.

They make a noise, did you know that? They go CHAAAUGH, they're ASSHOLES. They're shit animals.[/QUOTE]
I've always hated hamsters too.

[leet]

My god that's hilarious.

[kychu24]

What would have come next: "What's that timmy you got a 99 on a test"
"you know what that means, take this bonesaw and off with your penis"

[Pilotclan9404]

[quote=awesomecaek;19783988]what the hell? I could only see this leading the kid into some kind of [b]dangerous[/b] psychosis.

Like, failed at something? Kill shit![/quote]

agreed

[Vexont]

Someone tell me that kid is in a better home now..?

[The_Funktasm]

[img]http://mallow.wakcdn.com/avatars/000/002/691/normal.png?1238516166[/img]?

[Vaultseeker4]

[QUOTE=TH89;19782980]Lankist did you know that people who hate animals are 100% likely to become serial killers

[editline]07:19PM[/editline]

Because of Science[/QUOTE]

:science:

[Kaiwren-]

Fucking shoot that bitch dead and feed her to goddamn crocodiles.

[lulzbocks]

Gravedig much?

[Gmod4ever]

I know this thread is two weeks old, but, reading the article, I have one question rising above all others:

I can understand the animal cruelty and the child cruelty, but battery? Did she punch her kid or something? Maybe punch the hamster? :raise:

[Mr. Ambleu]

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782520]they piss and shit everywhere.

They make a noise, did you know that? They go CHAAAUGH, they're ASSHOLES. They're shit animals.[/QUOTE]

Same could be said for humans.

[s.n.]

that crosses the line, if i ever meet this massive idiot im going to bash her teath in with a hammer, [highlight]GOUGE HER EYES OUT WITH RUSTY NAILS AND THEN MAKE HER CRIPPLED[/highlight]

...

[editline]01:55PM[/editline]

how could someone hurt a hamster......(starts petting my hamster)

[editline]02:07PM[/editline]

i want to strangle her with my bare hands

and shoot her

then have a crocodile rip her arms off

then stab her

and show her a hamster as i bash her arm with a hammer

most violent things ive thought of in weeks

[editline]02:08PM[/editline]

before the rusty nails

[ReCreate]

[QUOTE=Sheiken;19855378]I really feel for the kid. I remember one time a young hamster got out of its cage and scurried around my room. I tried to quickly get it but it ran under my foot right as I was stepping down. When I picked it up, it had broken-in teeth and blood coming from its mouth. It was jerking around a lot and then it went limp. To make a long story short: I felt like shit for a long time. No telling how horrible that boy must feel. :crying:[/QUOTE]
:saddowns:

[Smooth-e]

Why do some people have kids? Most don't know how to care for a child. So sad.

[the_shape]

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[mynames2long]

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782664]I just fuckin hate deer.

I was drivin down to walgreens the other day because we needed toilet paper because I'd thrown it all in the garbage so I could get out of the fuckin house.

So I see this deer and I hit it with the headlights and he just does the whole "DUHH" shit and won't get out of the way.

He's like "c-c-can I g-? Can I go?" And I'm just like "Fuckin GO fuckin go" and he's just all "I d-don't know if I can GO!"

So I swerved out of the way and he just PANICKED. And I swear, he rammed his own fuckin body into the side of my fuckin car. Just shattered my mirror, destroyed my mirror. He broke his own neck, I HEARD his break his own fucking neck. And then he just dragged his stupid deer head into the woods and he died. And I'm glad he's dead. I was glad right away. I got out of my car, I did, and I yelled "I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I HOPE YOUR DEER WIFE FINDS YOU AND DIES OF A BROKEN HEART! I HOPE YOUR DEER BABIES STARVE TO DEATH YOU FUCKING YOU BROKE MY MIRROR!"[/QUOTE]

Ok, now you're right up there with Ryu-Gi on the list of batshit crazy Facepunch members.

[Vonderdurp]

[IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/29dvcih.jpg[/IMG]

[PGunnii]

Fuck man. That's more traumatizing than having to kill a human.

Fucking sick cunt deserves to be where she is. the fucking rage i am having

[editline]05:41PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=the_shape;20159905]die after 2 weeks anyway.[/QUOTE]

:colbert:

looks like someone hasn't done their homework

[Auster]

[QUOTE=TH89;19782466]

[editline]06:40PM[/editline]

Except Steve Irwin RIP[/QUOTE]

Badass motherfucker...

I dont know why but i laughed hysterically at the nature of this story.

[Mokkan13]

I really dont see how doing that will improve his grades?
It'd make me wanna leave school/home more so