Mom forces son to kill hamster with hammer due to bad grades

[DhoomLord]

:wtc:

[Scoooooby]

Hahahhahahah.
That's horribly funny.

[DiscoBiscuit]

[QUOTE=archangel125;19783490]Average IQ in Georgia = 85. I'm sure that there are smart Georgians, but over half of them would classify as clinically retarded.[/QUOTE]

hey

[editline]08:41PM[/editline]

:frown:

[Lankist]

[QUOTE=mynames2long;20160039]Ok, now you're right up there with Ryu-Gi on the list of batshit crazy Facepunch members.[/QUOTE]

go go gadget illiteracy

[djzwicblaze]

you've got to be kidding me.

[TheOnlyHunter]

[QUOTE=s.n.;20158384]that crosses the line, if i ever meet this massive idiot im going to bash her teath in with a hammer, [highlight]GOUGE HER EYES OUT WITH RUSTY NAILS AND THEN MAKE HER CRIPPLED[/highlight]

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[editline]01:55PM[/editline]

how could someone hurt a hamster......(starts petting my hamster)

[editline]02:07PM[/editline]

i want to strangle her with my bare hands

and shoot her

then have a crocodile rip her arms off

then stab her

and show her a hamster as i bash her arm with a hammer

most violent things ive thought of in weeks

[editline]02:08PM[/editline]

before the rusty nails[/QUOTE]

Wat.

"My computer got the BSOD. I took a hammer, smashed the monitor, bashed the side of the tower until it caved inward, ripped out the chips and wires, cut them apart with my teeth, crushed everything else, burned it, ate the ashes, and shat them out into a landfill."

:colbert:

[DR.QUAD QUE]

Some people these days are so despicably evil. Why can't we just, like, get along.

[TheOnlyHunter]

[QUOTE=DR.QUAD QUE;20222289]Some people these days are so despicably evil. Why can't we just, like, get along.[/QUOTE]

Your avatar looks sexual.

[editline]02:46AM[/editline]

Why is that the first thing I noticed.

[DR.QUAD QUE]

[QUOTE=TheOnlyHunter;20222302]Your avatar looks sexual.

[editline]02:46AM[/editline]

Why is that the first thing I noticed.[/QUOTE]

Because the chicken get's hot when people glance at him.

[TheOnlyHunter]

wat

[editline]02:59AM[/editline]

Is that, like, a scene from some terrible Rule 34 sonic porn comic?

[TheFrisk]

Poor hamster.
Hopefully the kid gets a new one if he gets better grades.

[HazeFyer23]

So.... how'd he kill the hamster?

[Tash]

That is horrible >=c how is killing an animal punishment, yes the kids gonna be upset because he has to kill his own pet but fuck what did the hamster do D:.
Way to give your kid a mental problem along the way, that will sure help his grades

[Mokkan13]

[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;20223597]So.... how'd he kill the hamster?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]kill his pet hamster with a hammer[/QUOTE]

well. sorta makes itself clear doesnt it.