7 year old gets the greatest gift of all.. a boob implant voucher! - Polidicks

They must be awfully rich to afford such things o_o

Why is Daily Mail the most common source I see in threads? It's so fail. Anyway, I have a hard time believing there is a doctor out there willing to perform breast augmentation on a pre-pubescent child. It won't happen, unless it's supposed to be saved for when she's 16/17. Edit: Oh, it does say exactly that. Sorry, I see Daily Mail and compulsively ignore the entire article. :v:

[quote]Miss Burge, who has spent more than £500,000 on her own surgical enhancements[/quote] [img]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/288612/HUMAN-BARBIE.jpg[/img] Money well spend I guess... Although she doesn't look attractive to me.

Well look at the bright side: in 11 more years, she'll be legal. And probably hot.

[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;30369981]Well look at the bright side: in 11 more years, she'll be legal. And probably hot.[/QUOTE] Look at her mother. NOPENOPENOPENOPE

[QUOTE=Shibbey;30370028]Look at her mother. NOPENOPENOPENOPE[/QUOTE] Mom's problem is that she's 50-years-old and has had WAY too many surgeries to look young again.

[QUOTE=Zyx;30369818][img]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/288612/HUMAN-BARBIE.jpg[/img] Money well spend I guess... Although she doesn't look attractive to me.[/QUOTE] I hate the mothers eyebrows. It's so fucking stupid, you go to all that effort to get blonde hair but not have blonde eyebrows to go with it. [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;30369981]Well look at the bright side: in 11 more years, she'll be legal. And probably hot.[/QUOTE] 9 years.

This is disgusting. Raising children like this just gives them impossible expectations for the world, and only makes them extremely shallow. Also, as I age the girl with my mind by 9 years, even without looking at the mom, I have to say she won't be attractive. She has an odd cheek structure and weird eyes that slant outward.

[QUOTE=Master117;30371284]This is disgusting. Raising children like this just gives them impossible expectations for the world, and only makes them extremely shallow. Also, as I age the girl with my mind by 9 years, even without looking at the mom, I have to say she won't be attractive. She has an odd cheek structure and weird eyes that slant outward.[/QUOTE] Thats why they spent half a million on fucking plastic surgery. Because they aren't attractive. The girls face looks distorted, with the outer eyes dropping down. THe face, disproportionate in my eyes. Might as well get that shit, well overhauled. [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] [img]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/288612/HUMAN-BARBIE.jpg[/img] Bitch looks like shes stuck in the 70s. Go play some disco.

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[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;30367908]i also like to make threads while drunk off my ass[/QUOTE] i got a massive headache but it was worth it

[QUOTE=rosthouse;30367920]What in the world would make you do that? Goddamn, this is stupid. Also, who calls their girl Poppy?[/QUOTE] Heroin addicts.

Yes I love big boons.

I thought a boon implant was like a prostectic arm or something but then I read this and I now feel like that mother is just retarded..

[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;30371321]Thats why they spent half a million on fucking plastic surgery. Because they aren't attractive. The girls face looks distorted, with the outer eyes dropping down. THe face, disproportionate in my eyes. Might as well get that shit, well overhauled. [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] [img]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/288612/HUMAN-BARBIE.jpg[/img] Bitch looks like shes stuck in the 70s. Go play some disco.[/QUOTE] I don't even think the 70's would want her. Ugh.

[QUOTE=xpod1;30368052]considering the money is in pounds i would have assumed england/britain/tophatland/whatever you people are calling it now[/QUOTE] I've seen American/Euro articles translated into currencies for American/Euro articles. Not even in brackets or anything. I.e. news section, some feel appropriate to change facts/figures to their country specific [QUOTE=Trainbike;30368116]Yes, because the north is full of perfect people and the south is the only place with idiots. :downs:[/QUOTE] Agreed, cool

[QUOTE=Mattk50;30367926]parents poorly influencing their children, what else is new? [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] on an almost unrelated note, i love how much money is pumped into aesthetic stuff when we could be developing methods for deus ex style augmentation[/QUOTE] Whos to say she can't hide 2 machine guns inside those breasts? Ontopic: I really HATE this kind of stuff. The fact that people might get driven to do this by their parents sickens me even more.

[quote]Reg Bailey, head of the Mothers' Union[/quote] :raise:

[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;30371321]Thats why they spent half a million on fucking plastic surgery. Because they aren't attractive. The girls face looks distorted, with the outer eyes dropping down. THe face, disproportionate in my eyes. Might as well get that shit, well overhauled. [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] [img]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/288612/HUMAN-BARBIE.jpg[/img] Bitch looks like shes stuck in the 70s. Go play some disco.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/WWfuE.jpg[/img] what hath my hands wrought

[QUOTE=Lambeth;30384835][img]http://i.imgur.com/WWfuE.jpg[/img] what hath my hands wrought[/QUOTE] :byodood:

[QUOTE=TheMercWithAMouth;30368272]What's a boon?[/QUOTE] it's noob backwards at least

I love how the mum has spent thousands of pounds, just to end up looking like a man in drag

No wonder God never speaks to us. Thats a joke before somebody goes "God isn't real"

Fucking really?