• Man dies in canoe factory oven
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[QUOTE=Ridz0r;26929653]Would of been funny if he was a jew. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - JohnnyMo1))[/highlight][/QUOTE] I laughed WAAAY too hard at this.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;26932654]We taste like shit. Human isn't very tasty, we also look like shit too. Most animals stay away from us due to this (and the fact that we kill them a lot too).[/QUOTE] No. Don't try to act smart if you don't have any clue what you're saying. It just makes you a terrible poster. Animals fear us because of noise, size, etc. Not because they know we can kill them or that they know we taste bad. You don't know that bear tastes bad without having eaten it do you?
[QUOTE=Binladen34;26944199]I laughed WAAAY too hard at this.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Heidenreich;26929622]Why would a canoe factory need a giant fucking oven[/QUOTE] Maybe because the paint or glue or wood needs to be heat treated?
merry christmas your dad died in an oven? Sad.
Just get down low and Go Go Go?
That's a shit way to die.
[QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;26945942]That's a shit way to die.[/QUOTE] More like a hot way to die.
[QUOTE=Ridz0r;26929653]Would of been funny if he was a jew. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - JohnnyMo1))[/highlight][/QUOTE] I really hope this was a joke, as a Pole, I am offended.
I guess he was pretty baked.
[QUOTE=Stopper;26938325]Imagine the pain he felt. The oven slowly getting hotter and hotter with him boiling alive inside.[/QUOTE] 900 degrees is probably hot enough to do more than boil him, it probably make his skin crack like pork rinds. [editline]25th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=ZestyLemons;26946214]I really hope this was a joke, as a Pole, I am offended.[/QUOTE] Is this your family? [img]http://www.nwagility.com/images/aa-weave-poles.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=DienDwemar;26941345]It's funny because Jews aren't a race.[/QUOTE] Ethnicity. Roma aren't a race either but it's possible to be racist against "Jyps"
Oh God, that's fucking HORRIBLE Seriously, burning to death is the worst way I can imagine dying outside death by crushing. But in an OVEN??? Imagine it, it slowly gets hot, you sweat, you're terrified. The metal around you goes from warm to hot, to painful, to excrutiating. The air becomes unbearable , but it's the metal that delivers you slow and searing pain. You try and touch as little of it as possible, but eventually you have to move, the pain is so terrible. Eventually you have to give your feet relief, and you flail around. The very air has become unbearable. You can't breathe. You pass out, but are instantly awake as one whole side of your body falls onto the burning metal. You try to right yourself, but you cannot breathe the heated air, and gasp, muscles spasmodic as the shock and lack of air overtakes you, and you just feel yourself burn, your side exposed to the metal cooking as the rest of you sizzles. But death does not quite take you, and you don't stop feeling the pain, not until your exposed side cooks away your skin and the heat manages to ravage enough internal organs for the mercy of death to finally end your torment...
[QUOTE=J-Dude;26971379]Oh God, that's fucking HORRIBLE Seriously, burning to death is the worst way I can imagine dying outside death by crushing. But in an OVEN??? Imagine it, it slowly gets hot, you sweat, you're terrified. The metal around you goes from warm to hot, to painful, to excrutiating. The air becomes unbearable , but it's the metal that delivers you slow and searing pain. You try and touch as little of it as possible, but eventually you have to move, the pain is so terrible. Eventually you have to give your feet relief, and you flail around. The very air has become unbearable. You can't breathe. You pass out, but are instantly awake as one whole side of your body falls onto the burning metal. You try to right yourself, but you cannot breathe the heated air, and gasp, muscles spasmodic as the shock and lack of air overtakes you, and you just feel yourself burn, your side exposed to the metal cooking as the rest of you sizzles. But death does not quite take you, and you don't stop feeling the pain, not until your exposed side cooks away your skin and the heat manages to ravage enough internal organs for the mercy of death to finally end your torment...[/QUOTE] he gots shoes
[QUOTE=Brage Nyman;26931615]What do humans taste like.[/QUOTE] Chicken.
[QUOTE=J-Dude;26971379]Oh God, that's fucking HORRIBLE Seriously, burning to death is the worst way I can imagine dying outside death by crushing. But in an OVEN??? Imagine it, it slowly gets hot, you sweat, you're terrified. The metal around you goes from warm to hot, to painful, to excrutiating. The air becomes unbearable , but it's the metal that delivers you slow and searing pain. You try and touch as little of it as possible, but eventually you have to move, the pain is so terrible. Eventually you have to give your feet relief, and you flail around. The very air has become unbearable. You can't breathe. You pass out, but are instantly awake as one whole side of your body falls onto the burning metal. You try to right yourself, but you cannot breathe the heated air, and gasp, muscles spasmodic as the shock and lack of air overtakes you, and you just feel yourself burn, your side exposed to the metal cooking as the rest of you sizzles. But death does not quite take you, and you don't stop feeling the pain, not until your exposed side cooks away your skin and the heat manages to ravage enough internal organs for the mercy of death to finally end your torment...[/QUOTE] I'm assuming this was an industrial kiln, they reach fatal temperatures in seconds.
[QUOTE=J-Dude;26971379]Oh God, that's fucking HORRIBLE Seriously, burning to death is the worst way I can imagine dying outside death by crushing. But in an OVEN??? Imagine it, it slowly gets hot, you sweat, you're terrified. The metal around you goes from warm to hot, to painful, to excrutiating. The air becomes unbearable , but it's the metal that delivers you slow and searing pain. You try and touch as little of it as possible, but eventually you have to move, the pain is so terrible. Eventually you have to give your feet relief, and you flail around. The very air has become unbearable. You can't breathe. You pass out, but are instantly awake as one whole side of your body falls onto the burning metal. You try to right yourself, but you cannot breathe the heated air, and gasp, muscles spasmodic as the shock and lack of air overtakes you, and you just feel yourself burn, your side exposed to the metal cooking as the rest of you sizzles. But death does not quite take you, and you don't stop feeling the pain, not until your exposed side cooks away your skin and the heat manages to ravage enough internal organs for the mercy of death to finally end your torment...[/QUOTE] Only a retard would touch the metal, a smart man would find the guts of the oven and wreck em with a canoe, and you know, live. Besides, as zeke says industrial furnaces get very hot very fast. It would be really fast, it would cause massive thermal shock to his body and his skin would split, then he would die all in about 5 seconds.
I bet the Canadians did this!
[QUOTE=bravehat;26973462]Only a retard would touch the metal, a smart man would find the guts of the oven and wreck em with a canoe, and you know, live. Besides, as zeke says industrial furnaces get very hot very fast. It would be really fast, it would cause massive thermal shock to his body and his skin would split, then he would die all in about 5 seconds.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, I'm just imagining my own personal Hell... In that the person in this scenario would be basically naked and temperature increase would be slow and gradual. Also, I don't really know how ovens work. All the ones I see are just five metal walls and a door; I was never aware anything on the inside could be harmed to cease it's operation.
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;26973563]I bet the Canadians did this![/QUOTE] Nyah, we control the canoe market, see?
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