• France is facing the greatest crisis it's ever seen: fresh-baked, hand-rolled croissants are being r
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I'm sending all my money to the poor French children
The fuck is this shit I don't want this industrial bullshit
Brb sending hand rolled croissants to france.
French croissants are fucking delicious.
Considering all the other hilariously strict food standards they have there you'd think there be something on one of their most iconic foods...
Well it does show the state of things, this isn't the problem, the problem is that french bakeries can't afford to sell handmade croissants and have to go for the industrial ones. Sucks for them. Maybe they could update the law so bakeries couldn't call themselves "boulangeries" if they don't make their croissants and other pastries themselves?
[QUOTE=latin_geek;36589740]Well it does show the state of things, this isn't the problem, the problem is that french bakeries can't afford to sell handmade croissants and have to go for the industrial ones. Sucks for them. Maybe they could update the law so bakeries couldn't call themselves "boulangeres" if they don't make their croissants and other pastries themselves?[/QUOTE] c'est pas un boulangerie
[QUOTE=latin_geek;36589740]"boulangeres"[/QUOTE] I'm just going to put this out here: Please stop with the French, if you can't spell it correctly.
Fuck, I'm going to study culinary there. Don't make me work in a factory dammit
Wait what, I can still buy my fresh croissants every morning. This is bullshit. Our economy is still rocking yeeee
[QUOTE=-Get_A_Life-;36590278]Wait what, I can still buy my fresh croissants every morning. This is bullshit. Our economy is still rocking yeeee[/QUOTE] it's not saying that all of them are, just more and more are. I lived in france for 4 years and every morning I got either a bag of fresh croissants or a baguette.
WOUNT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
[QUOTE=James xX;36589913]I'm just going to put this out here: Please stop with the French, if you can't spell it correctly.[/QUOTE] Fixed. Get the frozen croissant out of your ass, monsieur.
I feel like France is the last frontier of good food. Every time I go there it is like an orgasm in my mouth. Much better than food I have had anywhere else. [editline]2nd July 2012[/editline] I don't want to see it change.
[QUOTE=Turing;36589785]c'est pas un boulangerie[/QUOTE] omelette du fromage
We still have a lot of good bakers even though we live next to the country of baking itself. It's true, nothing beats fresh, warm croissants in the morning.
Croissants are even French, my friend went back to France to become a baker, makes the best baked goods I know.
this is our time to strike my british brothers strike while they are weak and complaining
At least they still have éclairs...
[QUOTE=An Axolotl;36593004]At least they still have éclairs...[/QUOTE] And Macrons [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YFrmr2QWP8w/TLVYm0G6sxI/AAAAAAAACRQ/yrurduHAPI0/s1600/macarons.jpg[/img] FUCK ME HARD
[QUOTE=shian;36593395]And Macrons FUCK ME HARD[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://images.wikia.com/spongebob/images/8/82/PrettyPatties.jpg[/IMG] Anyways, that's a shame for France. The mass-produced croissants are all well and good, but hand-made is a level above.
R.I.P. Haute Croissants.
omelette my fromage is a good name for porno
Merde du fromage.
Someone tell MaxOfS2D about this.
Bon soir Croissant, bon soir.
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