[QUOTE=latin_geek;35326006]The cupcakes should say "Paragon" "Neutral" and "Renegade"
And the box should have a drawing of a ME-style line-choice disc thing, with the three possible outcomes being "Cupcake"[/QUOTE]
i still dont get it explain it further please
does this have something to do with mass effect 3???
[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;35325578][img]http://i.imgur.com/KmK6q.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I'm sorry but is this bakery really charging almost $2.50 per cupcake? If so, what the fuck?
I can go get ten cupcakes from Fry's for $3.50. While this is a very large order, the price is outrageous for the very little customization and variety that has been requested.
[QUOTE=Sector 7;35325786]thank god, it's overextended metaphor man! you arrived just in time![/QUOTE]
sounds like a game of superheroes from Whose Line
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGwRSZcBoh0[/media]
[QUOTE=Sector 7;35326239]And when the delivery man drops them off, he should loudly yell "THESE CUPCAKES REPRESENT THE THREE ENDINGS OF MASS EFFECT THREE AND CUSTOMER DISSATISFACTION WITH THEM." And before they arrive, they should email Bioware and explain the joke in advance, and at the bottom of the cupcake pile should be a note with a number they can call in case they didn't get any part of the reference and have questions.[/QUOTE]
They should ship them 3 copies of Mass Effect 3 and clearly at the bottom say, 'We are making fun of your ending'.
And then they should record a video of each of the endings and play it on the cupcake.
"MMmh, guys, these cupcakes are really good, maybe we should fuck up our games more often"
Fill them with laxative.
[QUOTE=The Janitor;35326694]Fill them with laxative.[/QUOTE]
Fill them with ghost peppers.
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Or both.
[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;35325578][img]http://i.imgur.com/KmK6q.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
... Sam Za Nemesis? :v:
Imagine if it's a ruse made by a Bioware employee just to get free cupcakes
They should bring a Super Deluxe Cupcake in a tupperware with "50 $" written on it.
[QUOTE=El Sito;35325054][img] http://con.ca/img/news/00005619_donthugme.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Green is not a creative color.
[QUOTE=Crimor;35327009][QUOTE=The Janitor;35326694]Fill them with laxative.[/QUOTE]
Fill them with ghost peppers.
[editline]28th March 2012[/editline]
Or both.[/QUOTE]
They should do that for the second pair of cupcakes, always try vanilla first before adding sprinkles.
Meanwhile at the Bioware offices:
Ray Muzyka: Alright folks, now that you've all enjoyed your delicious cupcakes, let's look at our situation. People still hate our ending, but so far $80 thousand has been donated to charity and more that hasn't been accounted for, and we've all received free cupcakes. Our next project is a spinoff titled: Maximum Effect, it follows Commander Shepard's up-until-this-point un-revealed brother Joe Shepard, who must save his brother from the enemies and live up to his family name. Now, the endings are being labeled "Genuine," and "Strange," and the game features many subtle Half Life references, so among the massive amount of money from sales and cupcakes we expect to receive, players will also bombard us with copies of Half Life 2: Episode 3 and Team Fortress 2 items.
*hand raises*
Greg Zeschuk: So you're saying purposely make a crappy game so players will not only buy it, but shower us in gifts to show their anger?
Ray Muzyka: Yea, one of our guys posted the cupcake idea as a bet. It worked. We're working on getting up a donation fund for steaks and strippers next.
Omali, that's a stupid suggestion.
Next step is obviously to add a yellow ending.
[QUOTE=Inspector Jones;35325720]I'm not sure what to make of this. Part of me thinks people are taking it way too far and exerting way too much energy, on the other hand it is always interesting to see how the gaming community cooperates.[/QUOTE]
The people know that typical PR departments will just try to have the company wait out the anger, so they are displaying solidarity and letting bioware know they are not going away by doing things like this. Bioware is going to have to make a new ending, and they really didn't want to.
Also lol artistic integrity
Haha, I bet Bioware is gonna make a shitty ending with different colors into their future games now in hope for free muffins. :v:
[QUOTE=OhHello;35324989]At least the cupcakes wont disappoint you when you finish it.[/QUOTE]
Diabetes?
[QUOTE=dass;35329325]Diabetes?[/QUOTE]
Me3 ending almost gave me a heart attack.
They should have sent bioware 403 make your own cupcake mixes labeled in 3 different colours and claiming to be different and then once bioware has baked all 403 cupcakes and they get to eat them they realize all their choices and work was for nothing because all 3 types of cupcakes areone flavour and that flavour is banana nut crunch because no one likes banana nut crunch and they should all be laced with laxitives
[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;35331200]They should have sent bioware 403 make your own cupcake mixes labeled in 3 different colours and claiming to be different and then once bioware has baked all 403 cupcakes and they get to eat them they realize all their choices and work was for nothing because all 3 types of cupcakes areone flavour and that flavour is banana nut crunch because no one likes banana nut crunch and they should all be laced with laxitives[/QUOTE]
Or maybe put a note that says "Now that you've baked your muffins, you can further enhance the flavors and muffin' eating experience buy purchasing additional icing."
I find it funny how even the "art" post icon has red, green and blue.
probably won't change anything but funny nontheless
[QUOTE=Crimor;35327009]Fill them with ghost peppers.
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Or both.[/QUOTE]
Fill them with acid
I want all the colour endings
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