Nicholas cage has 2 islands, 2 King cobras, a octopus, Dinosaur bones, and more

[DybbukRings]

[QUOTE=Murdoco;18196958]If I ever get a Island I will call it Face Punch island and you are all invited. But be warned. There will be cobras and octopuses.[/QUOTE]

Octopi :eng101:

[johnlukeg]

What else would you spend money on once you have a house and a car? Surely you won't just let it slowly expand until you die.

[The Adjudicator]

[QUOTE=PoorFellow;18197008]don't let the oify come[/QUOTE]

Like we give two shits about your imaginary facepunch island, kiddo

[Epidemick]

[QUOTE=Paradox621;18197737]Precisely. His recent films have been... well...

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mW8mBzmHo[/media][/QUOTE]

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[AwesomeDino]

And to think, all that money could have been used to feed the hungry.

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[QUOTE=AntorkaDelta;18200192]Octopi :eng101:[/QUOTE]

Octopie? Yummy.

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[PassTheBong]

what a douchebag

[bobste]

[QUOTE=PoorFellow;18197008]don't let the oify come[/QUOTE]

sorry we wouldn't want to be on a island with 4chan rejects :(

[:smug:]

[QUOTE=PoorFellow;18197008]don't let the oify come[/QUOTE]

There could be walls separating different FP sections. GD would get the biggest, as it is most populated. In The News would be a region of GD, of course.

Oify can have the coal mines...

[AlienBBBFanatic]

That's okay, because we'd get the lava bitches and funky gas masks.

[Alteir]

Who the fuck cares?

[The_Lizard_Xing]

I thought he is lovely!

[OvB]

Octopus' are cheep.

[url]http://www.liveaquaria.com/product/prod_display.cfm?c=497+500+1719&pcatid=1719[/url]

The real question is, do you have the right stuff to keep it alive?

[DuraFlex]

Fucking lucky motherfucker, But he worked for it he's awesome

[Nitrowing]

It sounds like Cage has almost everything he needs to be a super villain. Fame, sorta-wealth, Lair, ridiculous animals to use as traps, secret bases, a castle, and a reason to get revenge. If he can find some henchmen he'll be all set for his world domination scheme.

[Marlee]

If he's so generous, he'd give me one of his islands.

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But he won't.

[Tastlikchkn2]

[QUOTE=Protocol7;18197017]OIFY should be retitled "Haven for Antisocial, Unfunny Douchebags."[/QUOTE]

Look at how wrong you are

[azndude]

Breaking News: Nicolas Cage buys the Moon; Nasa files for bankruptcy.

[Nitrowing]

They all laughed at first: "[i]What harm could one movie star do[/i]?", they said.
Well look what I [i]made/[/i]found!
[media]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/2195/drcage.jpg[/media]
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!

[Perfumly]

[QUOTE=Protocol7;18197017]OIFY should be retitled "Haven for Antisocial, Unfunny Douchebags."[/QUOTE]

Lol what are you doing

[fsTyle]

The fuck octopus?