• Woman takes horse into McDonald's, horse poos on floor
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The poo was probably the healthiest edible thing in the building, second to the horse and third to the people.
"The horse was then taken outback and killed to be put in the meat as compensation to the 'restaurant'"
[QUOTE=matt.ant;41554802]Never seen one of those in my life[/QUOTE] Even ignoring that, what made her think taking a full size riding horse into McDonalds was a sensible thing, takign a service horse inside is one thing, but a riding horse...
Horses are fucking evil
Who the fuck even takes a horse inside of McDonalds Who takes a horse inside of any building, why would you take such a huge animal to a restaurant
The only reason the police can use horses at riots is because the general populace has no idea how to deal with them. It's so easy to take a rider off a horse it isn't even funny.
[QUOTE=markg06;41553730]It amazes me that people just let their horses shit everywhere but if you did the same with a dog you'd get hit with a massive fine.[/QUOTE] A horse's shit is much cleaner, and better for the environment, while a dog's shit kills things source: Ireland, and my poor back garden
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oElQNx4W8o8[/media] Manchester? (1:30)
[QUOTE=katbug;41555624]The only reason the police can use horses at riots is because the general populace has no idea how to deal with them. It's so easy to take a rider off a horse it isn't even funny.[/QUOTE] Does that even work? I'd like to think I know how to deal with a guy on a horse; just pull him off, horses aren't that tall The police should invest in elephants
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;41555301]Who the fuck even takes a horse inside of McDonalds Who takes a horse inside of any building, why would you take such a huge animal to a restaurant[/QUOTE] Riding a horse through the drivethrough is too beta I guess
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;41555832]Does that even work? I'd like to think I know how to deal with a guy on a horse; just pull him off, horses aren't that tall The police should invest in elephants[/QUOTE] I work with horses twice a week. Number one way to completely incapacitate one is to do ANYTHING they haven't seen before- if that's making a strange noise, weird movement, sudden movement, making yourself look large, or whatever, they'll loose their shit. Another useful bit of information is they have a bit of extremely sensitive skin that looks like a compacted scab on their legs, on the inside. Pinch that and they'll loose their shit. Something else that will make them completely freak out is bonking them with something pretty hard on the area of their body that's just behind the rider's leg.
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;41555709]A horse's shit is much cleaner, and better for the environment, while a dog's shit kills things source: Ireland, and my poor back garden[/QUOTE] Horse shit being outside or somewhere in the street is one thing, but indoors, in a place where food is served and eaten, can you ot see whats wrong with that?
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;41555929]Horse shit being outside or somewhere in the street is one thing, but indoors, in a place where food is served and eaten, can you ot see whats wrong with that?[/QUOTE] I don't think anyone's defending animals shitting inside whatsoever.
[QUOTE=katbug;41555948]I don't think anyone's defending animals shitting inside whatsoever.[/QUOTE] Where is Iago and Lambadvanced when you need them?
[QUOTE=Desuh;41556063]Where is Iago and Lambadvanced when you need them?[/QUOTE] Iago is permabanned and lambadvanced probably just imploded or something.
I work at McDonalds, and cleaning shit off the toilet seats is bad enough...I feel bad for whoever had to clean that...
Why did Sarah Jessica Parker shit on a McDonalds floor? [QUOTE=Nemisis116;41555301]Who the fuck even takes a horse inside of McDonalds Who takes a horse inside of any building, why would you take such a huge animal to a restaurant[/QUOTE] Maybe it's just a really cheap date?
In years past people would hurry into the street and collect horse droppings as fertilizer.
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;41555929]Horse shit being outside or somewhere in the street is one thing, but indoors, in a place where food is served and eaten, can you ot see whats wrong with that?[/QUOTE] I can definitely see that, I was just debating his point on horse shit not being fined It's still disgusting though, no doubt
[QUOTE=katbug;41555907]I work with horses twice a week. Number one way to completely incapacitate one is to do ANYTHING they haven't seen before- if that's making a strange noise, weird movement, sudden movement, making yourself look large, or whatever, they'll loose their shit. Another useful bit of information is they have a bit of extremely sensitive skin that looks like a compacted scab on their legs, on the inside. Pinch that and they'll loose their shit. Something else that will make them completely freak out is bonking them with something pretty hard on the area of their body that's just behind the rider's leg.[/QUOTE] Police horses go through firearms training and god knows what else to prevent shit-losing, but yeah the other two things will certainly work regardless of training.
Their fault for not letting the horse come through the drive-thru why did they do that
[QUOTE=FFStudios;41554260]there is SHIT on the floor of a place where people eat food.[/QUOTE] I question your use of the word "food". (This [I]is[/I] McDonalds we're talking about.) I have yet to eat there and not have some sort of uncomfortable experience in the bathroom soon after. [QUOTE]there is SHIT on the floor of a place where people eat shit.[/QUOTE] fixed it.
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