• First "Space Hotel" to open in 2012
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God, I remember reading about these in a book when I was a little kid. I was like 'oh my god space hotel zero gravity jizz jizz' and i asked my dad if we could go to one when they were built. The book said 2020, now i hear they'll be out in 2012. Lol.
an 8 week training course to go on vacation?
[QUOTE=redBadger;18158560] Whats there to do in space?[/QUOTE] Float. Visit hotels.
Jesus, 4 million dollars; that's steep. I'll wait till it's at least in the 100 grand range.
[QUOTE=ryandaniels;18159693]Jesus, 4 million dollars; that's steep. I'll wait till it's at least in the 100 grand range.[/QUOTE] well you're not exactly their multi-millionaire demographic
[quote=water|marine;18159320]damn i love spiderman. And damn i love zero-gravity sex. Should still be worth noting however that 2001: A space odyssey has made me fucking scared of space. Imagine that big eyeball motherfucker just staring at you as you blast projectile semen at your fiance's face from 12 feet away.[/quote] Daisy, Daisy.. Give me your answer, due.
This would be so awesome.
I can imagine it getting boring eventually. I mean, 3 days, just floating around. Although, if you bring stuff with you I bet you could keep yourself occupied. Zero-G paintball sounds like the shit.
And then whatever keeps it up there fails, sucking it into the orbit, and killing us all.
"Vermicious Knids" :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=The man of "Wat";18160804]And then whatever keeps it up there fails, sucking it into the orbit, and killing us all.[/QUOTE] by "whatever keeps it up there" you mean the fucking gravitation of the earth? if that fails we've got more problems on our hands than some richfags on a space station dying
Well....if this bullshit 2012 stuff DOES go down, I know where I'm hiding. [editline]03:42AM[/editline] [QUOTE=FunnyBunny;18160801]I can imagine it getting boring eventually. I mean, 3 days, just floating around. Although, if you bring stuff with you I bet you could keep yourself occupied. Zero-G paintball sounds like the shit.[/QUOTE] [img]http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/political-pictures-bill-clinton-glen-quagmire.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=The man of "Wat";18160804]And then whatever keeps it up there fails, sucking it into the orbit, and killing us all.[/QUOTE] Centripetal force?
Space porn
I hope the prices go down, fuck i'm excited for this.
It's already an ambitious target if you were to build a luxurious hotel on earth let alone space.
[QUOTE=Wii60;18158854]When you masturbate in the space hotel white shit will be flying all over the room[/QUOTE] They should have a tiny robot that flies around and slurps it up.
I would hate those velcro rooms. Imagine sleeping and then all of a sudden "CRRRRSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh sorry, just going to the bathtoom! Cshhhh, Cshhhh, Cshhhhh"
Sweet I want to go! [quote]it will cost $4.4 million for a three-night stay at the hotel[/quote] FUCKINGSHIT!!
Sounds badass
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;18159671]an 8 week training course to go on vacation?[/QUOTE] Liability.
I'll wait until they get me a timeshare on mars.
And then it has a Catastrophic failure, either a hull breach and/or falls from orbit. 2012 seems a bit early for something like this to get up there. Hell, that's faster than NASA does anything.
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;18160801]I can imagine it getting boring eventually. I mean, 3 days, just floating around. Although, if you bring stuff with you I bet you could keep yourself occupied. Zero-G paintball sounds like the shit.[/QUOTE] Well if they had internet access there you could be the first person to play a video game online in space and other things I'm sure all your perverted 14 year old minds are thinking of
[QUOTE=Wii60;18158854]When you masturbate in the space hotel white shit will be flying all over the room[/QUOTE] Well to fix that they would have to invent Gravity-Inducers as floor panels. And of course we see this thing blowing up into a million specks of white (from all the horny teens wanting sex)
Should have built it looking like this. [media][img]http://www.st-v-sw.net/images/VisAid/starbase74line3cm-2.jpg[/img][/media]
[quote]The Barcelona-based architects of The Galactic Suite Space Resort say it will cost $4.4 million for a three-night stay at the hotel, with this price including an [b]eight-week training course on a tropical island[/b].[/quote] 4.4 million sounds reasonable 8D. Also, Charlie and the great glass elevator, anyone?
[QUOTE=Luxo;18159335]Any "OHMAHGOD 2012 ENDOFTHEWORLD" people can suck my dick.[/QUOTE] But it's true! I'm gonna get drunk that day!
:tinfoil: Maybe not 2012.
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;18160801]I can imagine it getting boring eventually. I mean, 3 days, just floating around. Although, if you bring stuff with you I bet you could keep yourself occupied. Zero-G paintball sounds like the shit.[/QUOTE] Oh hell yeah! I'm up for it!
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