Oh the Stupidity: [FOX] Is Bulletstorm the Worst Video Game in the World?
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Erectin a page fix
[QUOTE=fow news]With kids as young as 9 playing games.[/QUOTE]
bullshit....i played games when i was 7
[QUOTE=Chaos Creator;27950423]bullshit....i played games when i was 7[/QUOTE]
i played games when i was 5
[QUOTE=JakeIsWin;27939158]HHAHAHAHHA, no.[/QUOTE]
Where's your avatar from?
Thanks Fox News your mission to deter me from buying this game has only made me want to buy it more.
I've theorized that this is just viral marketing, and that Epic told Fox to write a stereotypical scaremongering article and post it on their news site.
But that sounds unlikely.
:foxnews: Dead Space 2 is a new educational game that teaches kids about human anatomy :foxnews:
Reminds me of this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixt1eu11LXk[/media]
[QUOTE=Hostel;27941721][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/carole.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
When i looked at that i thought that was an online prostitute.
[QUOTE=Matrix374;27950442]i played games when i was 5[/QUOTE]
I started when I was 5 with Super Mario, then at the age of 7 I think I was playing Resident Evil.
Look how that turned out :3:
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/avatarpiece1.png[/img] and [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12875849/MSPA/avatarpiece2.png[/img] both from the same picture.
[editline]9th February 2011[/editline]
'course Resident Evil's to blame.
[QUOTE=Aleister;27939223]Where is the evidence that an increase of rape is attributed to games?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://pokeitmethod.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Fresh-LEMONS.JPG[/img]
[QUOTE=pebkac;27951556][img_thumb]http://pokeitmethod.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Fresh-LEMONS.JPG[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Well that proves it.
*sigh* This makes me so angry I want to PUNCH THE FUCK OUTTA THEM
Man, I can't wait for Rapestorm!
Skyrim:
:foxnews: Are beards corrupting our children? More at 9! :foxnews:
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/foxnews.gif[/img] This game is extremely violent, but that's not the worst part! This game features obscene words that will most likely destroy the children's souls. These words include communist islamist propaganda like ''topless'' and ''gangbang'' [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/foxnews.gif[/img]
Oh my. Will this will make people [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY]grape other people in the mouth?[/url]
stopped reading at "And with kids as young as 9 playing such games"
since its rated fucking M so im disregarding the whole article.
do i win something?
[QUOTE=c0nk3r;27955824]stopped reading at "And with kids as young as 9 playing such games"
since its rated fucking M so im disregarding the whole article.
do i win something?[/QUOTE]
No, you do not win anything for not being a soccer mom.
[QUOTE=SPESS MEHRINE;27940180]Do 9 year olds even know what a gang bang is.[/QUOTE]
If they do, they watch porn, and if they can find porn and watch it, they're old enough.
And politicans believing shit like this is the reason why games are censored here. YEY! :buddy:
[QUOTE=Nightsure;27941111]I fear for your well-being here :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Don't worry I have no plans of violently murdering people.
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;27957867]Don't worry I have no plans of violently murdering people.[/QUOTE]
Yet...
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;27957823]Fucking pisses me off.
Remember when they were all over Mass Effect? They said that it had full frontal digital nudity.
I've played the game through many times. You know what I saw? Half a second of an ass.
That's it.[/QUOTE]
You missed the [del]Alien side boob[/del] SEX RAPIST SIM 3000
Now that's what my ole man used to call A FUCKIN BALLS-UP
[QUOTE=Nightsure;27954400]Skyrim:
:foxnews: Are beards corrupting our children? More at 9! :foxnews:[/QUOTE]
You know he else has a beard? OSAMA BIN LADEN! You don't want your kid to be like Osama, do you?
Only things that video games have consistently lead to are
Pros:
Decrease in crime.
Cons:
Decrease in social interactions.
But I don't need an expert to tell me that.
You get a +50 point "Bad Touch" bonus. I want this game.
[QUOTE=Wiggles;27939429]These were experts in question:
[img_thumb]http://blog.oregonlive.com/pdxgreen/2008/02/chimp.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Hey, why are you insulting chimps?! Don't call chimps fox news experts!
[QUOTE=Ezhik;27961108]Hey, why are you insulting chimps?! Don't call chimps fox news experts![/QUOTE]
At least chimps have the common courtesy to aim their poo.
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