Oh the Stupidity: [FOX] Is Bulletstorm the Worst Video Game in the World?
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OMG! They're SO right. These games only make us perverse, skilled killers who can drive tanks, fly planes, shoot guns like fucking pros, use grappling hooks to fly from building to building, and use our awesome killing abilities to maim someone in profane ways! Not to mention, video games taught me how to say "fuck" or "those motherfuckers" or "you fucking hacking nigger leave the game you stupid piece of shit <insert more mindless, common xbl voicechat here>".
In all seriousness, if you think that a game is going to lead you to commit a real-world act of violence, maybe you shouldn't be playing video games. Or watching television.
[QUOTE=Noble;27939269]Someone alert the news, I just found out that mature rated games have got mature content in it![/QUOTE]
Gee if only little kids grandmas and mothers didn't act surprised at the content of the games that for some god damn reason require the purchaser to be 17(in the US) or older, that they bought for little timmys 10th Birthday. But it's not their fault, it's the game company for putting the game on the shelf with the bright and colorful pictures.
:foxnews: This just in! Is Counter-Strike teaching our children to be terrorists!? More at 11! :foxnews:
:foxnews: This just in! We got canceled, I'm free! :foxnews:
[QUOTE=dass;27941509]Hahahaha oh wow, it's like they have to pick on every new game that comes out, despite every little consequence they blame the game for has already been around for many years, and NOT because of a video game ora any other video games.
Actually, this is just too stupid to comment on. That so called "psychologist" they got must have ate alot of cereal to get her diploma.
And that's just one little thing in this. The whole rest is downright retarded and makes me question WHO the fuck even see's or believes in this BS.
Hell, my granma blames violent video games for my frosty attitude, and even she doesn't goes anywhere this low. What's next? Blame CoD for the nazis?[/QUOTE]
The article was so stupid, dass had a seizure.
I don't know, Fox seems kind of bipolar when it comes to video games, though I guess that really reflects the person on the particular game. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Fox News defend the whole Medal of Honor playing as the Taliban thing? Regardless, things like this irritate me, but Fox News seems alright for basic national news, just not political garb, or social things like this. That said, I understand the general dislike of Fox News, and I agree with it for the most part, but I think it's a bit unfair to deter the entire station based on a few dumb articles.
Stupid fucks, it's the fucking parents fault for letting them play a violent video game, I know in Australia where I am if your under 15 you can't buy the game without your parents with you.
[QUOTE=AWarGuy;27966468]Stupid fucks, it's the fucking parents fault for letting them play a violent video game, I know in Australia where I am if your under 15 you can't buy the game without your parents with you.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't Australia just have a problem with violent video games in general?
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;27962994]:foxnews: This just in! Is Counter-Strike teaching our children to be terrorists!? More at 11! :foxnews:
:foxnews: This just in! We got canceled, I'm free! :foxnews:[/QUOTE]
:foxnews: Unfunny fox news comments coming up! More in your mothers vagoo :foxnews: SoaringScout to be next news ticker employee. Guaranteed to be atleast 5000% less funny than Jerry Seinfeld and Dane Cook put together. :foxnews: SoaringScout fired for sucking one too many cocks at the employee circle jerk. :foxnews:
yeah don't care what fox says about [B][I]anything[/I][/B]
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[QUOTE=GhostSonic;27966663]Doesn't Australia just have a problem with violent video games in general?[/QUOTE]
I knew you would track me down Ghost.
We don't have a problem with Violent Video games recently, just the R18+ rating getting delayed.
I want to see them do Duke Nukem, seriously
That's so fucking stupid. Seriously fox news should stop and die...
Why do news companies think these video games are aimed at children?
[editline]10th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Kalibos;27966984]yeah don't care what fox says about [B][I]anything[/I][/B]
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My god, and people actually watch this channel?
M for a fucking reason.
[QUOTE=Atokniro;27968761]I want to see them do Duke Nukem, seriously[/QUOTE]
:foxnews: AWFUL MURDER SIM FROM 1990's IS BACK AND MORE REALISTIC SO ITS MORE REAL LIFE LIKE, MORE AT 11 :foxnews:
something like that?
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;27966706]:foxnews: Unfunny fox news comments coming up! More in your mothers vagoo :foxnews: SoaringScout to be next news ticker employee. Guaranteed to be atleast 5000% less funny than Jerry Seinfeld and Dane Cook put together. :foxnews: SoaringScout fired for sucking one too many cocks at the employee circle jerk. :foxnews:[/QUOTE]
Are you angry about something?
Alright, this is what we need to do to fix the fact that America doesn't know how the ESRB works. It will be completely undemocratic so the news stations will probably yell at me but it needs to be done.
We force everyone in the country to take a test on how the ESRB works. If they pass (so most of Facepunch's US demographic outside of the GMod section), that's all they have to do. We'll send them a slip of paper correcting their mistakes (if there's only a couple small ones, this makes sense) and ask them politely to read it.
If they fail (most of the country will), we force them to watch a video explaining every detail on how it works. And make them take notes.
Failure to take the test or attend your required screening will result in imprisonment or death (whichever is preferred). Failure to take adequate notes at the video screening will merely require to attend another one.
cant wait for them to get their hands on duke nukem forever
Holy shit guys, I think letting 9 year olds watch porn might not be good for them! I should have listened to those [b]warnings about it being 18+[/b]
Fox News is my favorite source of news themed comedy/satire. Its up there with Onion News.
[QUOTE=lavacano;27980424]Failure to take the test or attend your required screening will result in imprisonment or death (whichever is preferred).[/QUOTE]
You can't be serious. I mean, that is just so heinous.
[QUOTE=Atokniro;27968761]I want to see them do Duke Nukem, seriously[/QUOTE]
Noo, because you're being a patriot!
I'm going to play the FUCK out of this game.
[QUOTE=Megafanx13;27982790]You can't be serious. I mean, that is just so heinous.[/QUOTE]
You're right, it'd cost too much.
What we [B]should [/B]do is just kill everybody who looks like they don't understand the ESRB. :eng101:
[QUOTE=Miskatonic;27939290]It's an opinion network, not a news network.[/QUOTE]
Fixed that up for ya.
[QUOTE=Wiggles;27939429]These were experts in question:
[img_thumb]http://blog.oregonlive.com/pdxgreen/2008/02/chimp.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
[img]http://static.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/img] But they probably just hired someone who shared their interests and opinions.
The makers of Bulletstorm loves this. Best advertisement ever.
This article makes me want to buy this game, sounds like fun.
HOW ABOUT THE BULLETSTORM
BULLETS GO IN, BULLETS GO OUT
NEVER A MISCOMMUNICATION
hOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT?
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