Oh the Stupidity: [FOX] Is Bulletstorm the Worst Video Game in the World?
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I think Fox news knows they're failing at reporting "fair and balanced" news and they're trying to beat Comedy Central.
The way they're going now they might win that.
[QUOTE=Snorlax;27939161][img_thumb]http://eshop.macsales.com/images/Items/FER003877/548527-esrb_m_super.png[/img_thumb]
That is what this is for[/QUOTE]
To stupid adults it's just a letter at the bottom of the game case.
[QUOTE=lavacano;27980424]Alright, this is what we need to do to fix the fact that America doesn't know how the ESRB works. It will be completely undemocratic so the news stations will probably yell at me but it needs to be done.
We force everyone in the country to take a test on how the ESRB works. If they pass (so most of Facepunch's US demographic outside of the GMod section), that's all they have to do. We'll send them a slip of paper correcting their mistakes (if there's only a couple small ones, this makes sense) and ask them politely to read it.
If they fail (most of the country will), we force them to watch a video explaining every detail on how it works. And make them take notes.
Failure to take the test or attend your required screening will result in imprisonment or death (whichever is preferred). Failure to take adequate notes at the video screening will merely require to attend another one.[/QUOTE]Are you insane?
[QUOTE=Treybuchet;27988106]HOW ABOUT THE BULLETSTORM
BULLETS GO IN, BULLETS GO OUT
NEVER A MISCOMMUNICATION
hOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT?[/QUOTE]
Science can't explain it!
Which easily proves God exists!
Are you shitting me?!
There's no such thing as bad press. Don't be surprised if this INCREASES sells.
[QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;27990611]Are you insane?[/QUOTE]
Yes, but this doesn't change the fact that we [b]need[/b] this.
I got a review copy of Bulletstorm the other day and I have to say, it's pretty fun with the point system, fuck you FOX News.
What the fucking shit did I just read?
Did they seriously say that nudity is "even worse" than gruesome violence with "body parts exploding all over the screen"?
[editline]12th February 2011[/editline]
oh wait nothing I misread.
[QUOTE=phaedon;27950942]Reminds me of this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixt1eu11LXk[/media][/QUOTE]
"South Korea names StarCraft as official religion"
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Glaber in this thread yet.
[editline]12th February 2011[/editline]
Or why he hasn't commented.
[QUOTE=Marnetmar;28011024]I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Glaber in this thread yet.
[editline]12th February 2011[/editline]
Or why he hasn't commented.[/QUOTE]
Probably because he's at least sane enough to know that this article is full of shit.
That middle east map image at the top is photoshopped, right? They can't be serious with that.
[QUOTE=Phycosymo;28012625]Probably because he's at least sane enough to know that this article is full of shit.
That middle east map image at the top is photoshopped, right? They can't be serious with that.[/QUOTE]
It's real, but it's from 2009.
[url]http://www.joeydevilla.com/2009/07/28/fox-news-doesnt-know-where-iraq-is/[/url]
I'm not sure if this law affects the US entirely, but I do know that in new York there is a law that you must show ID stating your 17 or older, or else you can't buy m rated games.
So if a little kid goes to get his mom to buy an m rated game and she's too ignorant to realize it's a game not intended for kids, it's her fault for being a bad mother, not the retailer's.
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