Jurassic World just had the biggest Friday opening in box office history
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I give it [sp]Omar Sy driving a quad through the jungle in a pink flannel shirt[/sp] out of twenty
[QUOTE=HoodedSniper;47948697]Wasnt the "Age" of Ultron only like 1 day?[/QUOTE]
alright here we go, avengers 2
opening shot, shooting up future nazis in a ice castle, presence of hawkeye is questionable, they beat the ice castle and then then leave.
tony stark and bruce banner in room, tony says "we can make this shit" and banner goes "we shouldn't make this shit" then tony says "let's make this shit" and then they make that shit
tony stark hosts party, scene from trailer, Pinocchio mega-hitler walks on set and complains about something, hacks the internet and then fucks off. Tony Stark discovers that pinocch-hitler has destroyed Jaundice in the process of escaping - tony is left dejected after losing his robot friend
????????
all of them are there fighting in a sweaty-man dungeon prison over the incredibly rare and powerful unobtainium, which is guarded by a single metal door and men with AK's. rogue from X-men infects the avengers with self-awareness that they're in ANOTHER superhero film, leaving the three actors incapable of movement or speech - thor decides that the only way to fix this is to have a bath, the others do weed. Hawkeye is immune to the mind-altering shit, in the same manner that he is immune to importance in the story.
?????????????? (they go to hawkeye's FARM or something? fuck if I know)
ultron creates unobtanium body and begins downloading his steam games into it, has his plans ruined by the flash and rogue, who turn against him because they realised that mecha-pinnochio-hitler wasn't interested in removing the social injustice that caused them to be, and instead was mecha-hitler. Fairly certain the van took flight at one point due to robots, but really i could have been hallucinating that from all the paint i was huffing in the theatre.
ultron puts rockets on an eastern-european town and uses robot army he made in basement to guard rocket-island, avengers come to stop him from ~causing evolution like wot the dinosaurs had~, fight a load of robots. ultron discovers his mistake of making the rocket-island fall with a large archaic button in the age of (ultron xD) wireless, sends waves of entirely ineffective robots at it
at some point the valiant from dr who appears and refugees from town start getting onto it, the flash gets shot because he forgot to hydrate before saving a child who ultron was shooting (because if he can't blow up the world then he must blow up a child ~~EVOLUTION~~), hawkeye is sad about it.
film ends, they blow up rocket island or something, ultron runs away in a single robot which is then blown up by vision
NO SPIDERMAN 2/10 WILL ONLY BE BUYING THE STANDARD EDITION ON BLU-RAY
[QUOTE=0x0000000C;47948972]The Mercedes advertising was very fucking cringy.
What kind of retard cruises through a jungle in this
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Only car that made perfect sense was the 6x6.[/QUOTE]
The same kind of retard that runs around in high heels while being chased by a mutant dinossaur.
What else would she be wearing though?? She got caught in her work outfit. She probably didn't bring shoes because she probably didn't think a dinosaur would escape??
[QUOTE=Pascall;47965693]What else would she be wearing though?? She got caught in her work outfit. She probably didn't bring shoes because she probably didn't think a dinosaur would escape??[/QUOTE]
I believe that after running so much she would probably just break her heels
Breaking the heels would probably leave them uneven and make it even more uncomfortable to run lol
[QUOTE=Riller;47950275]I just watched the first one literally two hours ago, and really, it's only the long-necked motherfuckers that look like crap, every other dinosaur in it still holds up. The long necked ones just have too long, lingering shots and not advanced enough texture-shading and such to look good, where other CGI-shots, while noticeably different from the practicals, look fully up-to-date still.
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Really, the most dated thing about JP1 is the chick's outfit and how computer-hacking work.[/QUOTE]
'It's a UNIX system!'
People complaining on how Avengers is worse than Jurassic world or Avengers is better than Jurassic world.
Screw you all. Mad max Fury road blows both out of the water.
[QUOTE=Deathtrooper2;47968939]People complaining on how Avengers is worse than Jurassic world or Avengers is better than Jurassic world.
Screw you all. Mad max Fury road blows both out of the water.[/QUOTE]
I enjoyed all of them.
The CGI in the new one is much better. If you are comparing the trailer to the original and haven't actually seen the new movie, you are ignorant. Trailer CGI is NEVER THE SAME as the finalized CGI in movies.
You can look up millions of breakdowns comparing the trailer to the CGI in the movie. Some shots look ENTIRELY different.
There is practical effects in the new one too, especially when they are interacting with the hurt dinosaur scenes. Really awesome stuff. Yes the original was great for its time, but if you look at the lighting and CGI in this one it really is just phenomenal visuals. Look at the scenes when they are going through the woods with the raptors. That is some incredible CGI and cinematography work.
Am I the only one who enjoyed Lost World and JP3 then? Sure JP3 was mediocre, but fun to watch nonetheless. The scene with Eddie and the Parents in Lost World is still one of the most awesome scenes in the entire series, imo.
There's a new Jurassic Park movie?
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;47970053]Am I the only one who enjoyed Lost World and JP3 then? Sure JP3 was mediocre, but fun to watch nonetheless. The scene with Eddie and the Parents in Lost World is still one of the most awesome scenes in the entire series, imo.[/QUOTE]
You're not the only one. I didn't mind the sequels. Jurassic World and Park both beat them by a long shot, but I thought they were merely average.
I would not trust that Mercedes in the jungle at all.
Only two things bugged me:
It's in Costa Rica, and there's no central Americans anywhere?
Jesus Christ Mercedes.
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